Naruto: Reject the Immortal Body at the beginning

Lin Dong opened the window and found a giant lizard monster rampaging through the crowd.

The New York policemen fired one after another, but failed to cause much harm to the Lizardmen.

"I'll go. I saw the Green Goblin before. Why did the lizardmen come out too? Are they a product of the same universe?" Lin Dong felt his memory was a bit confused.

Could it be that it was too long and he remembered wrongly?
These two villains don't seem to belong to the same world!
Forget it, forget it.

Lin Dong was so noisy that he stared at the lizardmen who were killing all directions, and there was a wave of killing eyes!

"Boom!" The lizard man was waving his paw, intending to kill a young policeman with a frightened face, his right paw suddenly turned into a plush toy.

What the hell? !
Seeing the change in his right hand, the lizardman collapsed instantly with a fierce expression on his face.

The policeman who was almost killed by the lizardman also widened his eyes, looking at the lizardman's changed right paw in disbelief.

Regardless of teaching the policemen who were chasing and killing him, the lizardman hurriedly turned his head and fled in panic.

"What happened?" A group of policemen who were killed threw away their helmets and armor, and it was too late to ask for help. Seeing the powerful lizardman fleeing suddenly, this gave them a dreamy feeling of surviving after a catastrophe.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Shanshan came late, but unfortunately the police didn't know anything about the Lizardman, and the agents didn't find any useful results.

At this time, Peter Parker, Spiderman, also asked for leave at home, silently licking his wounds.

The date with Gwen is over!
They have only known each other for a short time, and Gwen must be angry with him, after all, no one can suffer from being put down by a new friend.

Taking a peek at the neighbor next door, the little spider Peter Parker couldn't help the commotion again.

Although Gwen is lost, the young lady next door is still so beautiful, Mary Jane, the white moonlight in his heart.

Mary Jane actually smiled at him yesterday!

It's not an illusion this time!
……

On Lin Dong's side, he scared away the lizardmen, closed the windows, and hid his achievements and fame.

Give Natasha a call and ask where the Hammer God is now.

Lin Dong opened the portal and appeared directly on the border of the United States.

Thor's Hammer was already surrounded by SHIELD agents. Lin Dong came over without encountering any obstacles.

These S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, who had some status, knew who Lin Dong was.

This is the boss who has been trading with director Nick Fury for a long time!
Participated in the resolution of many major incidents.

"Mr. Parker, you are here!" Coulson was still in charge of guarding Thor's Hammer.

Lin Dong nodded, not intending to communicate with Coulson.

He walked up to Thor's Hammer and grabbed the hammer by the handle.

"It's so heavy!" Lin Dong began to use his strength, and found that it was very difficult to pick up the hammer.

"Miaoernir! I'm warning you, it's best not to play tricks on me to test people's hearts, to piss me off, and to turn you into a toy, do you believe it or not?" Unable to hold the hammer, Lin Dong felt a little embarrassed , began to threaten Meow Hammer.

Coulson and his group of agents looked at each other, wondering what kind of trick Lin Dong was up to.

"I'll count to three, if you're dishonest, I'll really turn you into a puppet cat!" Lin Dong said with a serious face, "Three, two, one!"

Seeing that Miaomiao Hammer was unmoved, Lin Dong frowned slightly, and snapped his fingers at the hammer.

The scene that made all the agents stare wide-eyed, the silver hammer really turned into a puppet toy!

what happened? !

Coulson and the others were at a loss!

Is this mysterious boss who is very familiar with the director a magician by profession?

Lin Dong grabbed the puppet cat toy, picked it up and left.

"Wait!" Coulson was sweating profusely, "Mr. Parker, you, how could you take this hammer away?"

"Oh, is it yours?" Lin Dong looked at Coulson with a half-smile.

"Of course not! However, the director said that this thing may cause a diplomatic crisis with alien races, so we must keep an eye on it!" Coulson said with a sad face.

"You tell Brain Dantou that I will solve this matter for him, including troublesome Loki, so he won't have to pay 100 million this time!" Lin Dong waved his hand.

"But..." Coulson was tongue-tied, not knowing how to stop Lin Dong.

Lin Dong straightened his body and flew directly into the sky.

Find Sol's position, and fly over.

"Director, that hammer was turned into a puppet cat by Mr. Parker..." Coulson called Nick Fury with a bitter face.

Hammer God still couldn't find a way to get back his divine power. He was surrounded by a group of friends in ancient combat uniforms, making passers-by pay attention to them frequently.

"Sol, don't worry, if it belongs to you, one day, you will find a way to get its approval." A big beautiful woman held Sol's face tenderly and comforted her.

Sol's little friends looked at the young couple with a smile.

Only one of the female fighters, with a straight face, seemed very unhappy that Sol fell in love with other women.

"Boom!" Lin Dong quickly fell from the sky, stepping out a deep hole in the road.

Sol and his friends, who were still silly just now, immediately picked up their weapons and stared at Lin Dong, ready to fight.

Lin Dong ignored these soldiers, holding a puppet cat toy in his hand, and said to Sol, "Sol, your old man is dying!"

"What?" Sol frowned, unable to react for a while.

Who is the old man?

His father?
His father was fine, and knocked him off the earth!

"Your good brother now occupies the throne! The dark elves are about to invade Asgard, and the twilight of the gods is coming soon!" Lin Dong took the medicine directly, the Hammer God is too naive, and he will not wake up if he is not beaten by the cold reality of.

"You nonsense!" Suo Ran's eyes turned red instantly.

Seeing Sol reacted so strongly, a group of his friends, even his new girlfriend, stared at Lin Dong with unkind faces.

"Whether you're talking nonsense, you'll know when you go back to Asgard!" Lin Dong waved his hand, and threw a puppet cat at Suo Ran.

"Your hammer... er, it is enchanted, picking it up forcibly will destroy its magical structure, I turned it into a toy." Lin Dong said, "When you recover your divine power, the Ragdoll will Automatically become Thor's Hammer!"

"Who the hell are you?" Sol held the puppet cat toy and looked at Lin Dong with a broken face.

His Meow Meow Hammer, turned into a toy?
Simply too much!
"You don't need to know who I am." Lin Dong waved his hand.

"Sol, do you really believe him?" Sol's new girlfriend looked at Lin Dong coldly, "Maybe he's just cheating on you!"

Sol frowned, thinking about it carefully, it is really possible!

No, it should be said that the other party is probably cheating him!After all, turning Mjölnir into a toy is too nonsense!

"Shut up first!" Lin Dong pointed at Sol's little girlfriend and swiped his finger, and the other's mouth immediately became like a zipper, and he couldn't open it anymore.