Honkai: My Pleasure System

"This is my substitute!"

"Its name is the Hall Dancer!"

"A template with force speed and double c!"

"Although it looks a bit useless, it's actually very useless!"

"However, there are only trash substitutes, no trash substitute messengers!"

Speaking of which, the clothes on Chi Yue's upper body were all blown away by his bulging muscles.

"As long as it is well developed, waste like it can be against the sky!"

A system that cannot fight is not a good stand-in. In order to keep up with the trend of the times, Chi Yue also has her own stand-in.

"Cocolia lifted the manhole cover on the ground, let's fight to the death!"

After Chi Yue finished speaking, she threw the coin with decade on it into her stand-in "Dancer from the Hall of Death".

"Pleasure System, it's time for me to become invincible, and it's time for you to pay the rent."

As we all know, the body of the pleasure system is a big ball of light, no matter how wasteful it is, it can be deformed, and the system can read data, isn't it common sense?
So after some trials, Chiyue has her own substitute - the dancer from the mourning hall.

After Chi Yue threw the coin into his "stand-in", the black-and-white photo of Brother Xiao Ming appeared on the head of the "stick figure" who was a dancer in the mourning hall.

"Kamen Ride!"

"decade!"

"Sa! Cocolia, let's count your sins!"

Chi Yue exuded an invincible aura, posing a jojo stand!
"I told you that my surname is not Yuanban!"

Cocolia collapsed.

"Old woman, your attack is the most useless!"

Chi Yue put on another jojo stand with a calm face!
"You guy, are you from Earth!!! I speak every word in Chinese!!!"

"It's big! It's big! It's big!"

Ignoring Cocolia's remarks, Chi Yue directly smashed the only intact mecha into pieces with a burst of Ola.

The corner of Youlandelle's mouth, who had witnessed everything at the side, began to twitch crazily. Why did the good painting style suddenly become strange?

Chiyue began to try various difficult jojo stands continuously, and the dancers behind him also followed Chiyue to try various difficult jojo stands!
"The strong biceps, the well-developed chest muscles, sure enough, the stand-in messenger is the romance of a man!"

After trying all the jojo stands, Chi Yue ended up with a handsome jojo stand of the same style as Lord Dio.

Teresa and Jizi, who had just got off the plane, were stunned. After witnessing all this, the scene was so weird that people didn't know where to start complaining.

"There is De Lisa and Ji Zi, you are all here!" Chi Yue's jerky face met Teresa whose mouth was twitching constantly.

"Crack!"

Without hesitation, Ji Zi took out his mobile phone and took a picture of this precious scene.

Ulandal covered her eyes with her small hands, but there was still a gap between her index finger and middle finger.

She was secretly admiring Chi Yue's well-developed biceps and chest muscles through the gap.

Ignoring the behavior of Youlandelle and others, Chi Yue put on the classic jojo pose of Si Qiao again, looking at Theresa with a serious face.

"Theresa, I suspect that Teacher Yang has been brutally murdered. In order to avenge him, let's destroy an anti-entropy branch every day!"

Teresa hadn't recovered from the shock she received before, she was still looking at the yo-yo Chi Yue with a dull expression.

"Theresa!"

Chi Yue stretched out her big, muscular hands and grabbed Theresa's small shoulders, shaking Theresa's small body back and forth.

"what?"

This Teresa hasn't recovered from it yet, it's just a shocking painting style, is it so unacceptable?

"Theresa, I said launch a Honkai fission bomb at the anti-entropy branch!"

A hint of color appeared in Theresa's eyes again!
"Since the plan to kill Yang was formulated by Anti-Entropy, let's launch a Honkai fission bomb to avenge him!"

After learning that Walter had been killed, Teresa's eyes were filled with raging anger, and a big lion's breath erupted from her small body.

Einstein, who had been observing in secret, couldn't sit still after hearing that Teresa was going to launch a Honkai fission bomb at the anti-entropy branch.

"God TM's plan to kill Walter was made by anti-entropy!"

Einstein felt that if he didn't come out again, the entire anti-entropy would be turned into ashes and dance with the wind.

In order that Joyce's hard work would not be wasted in vain, Einstein appeared beside everyone.

"Theresa, she is the murderer who killed Walter!"

Chi Yue's decomposed face met Einstein, who was calm on the surface but was actually complaining crazily in his heart.

"Little guy, Walter is our anti-entropy leader, how could I kill him?"

Einstein tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart, still showing the calmness of a scientist on his face.

"Anti-entropy lord?"

Teresa was stunned, she never imagined that Walter's big-eyed guy was actually her usual pocket money harvester, ah, no, the leader of the enemy's boss Anti-Entropy.

"Theresa, what she killed was Teacher Yang, who had the same name and surname as the anti-entropy lord, and belonged to our St. Freya College!"

"And if Teacher Yang is really the anti-entropy lord, it is impossible for the blue-haired old woman in front of me to tell us the news in the presence of Youlandelle."

Chi Yue didn't think it was a big deal and continued to burn, he was already invincible after he turned into a jo, and he was not a vampire, and there was no sewer here, so he set the flag recklessly!

"Blue-haired...old woman?"

There is no "girl" who doesn't care about her age, which is a secret unique to women.

"I'm #神州国陶#!"

"You TM #神州国际#!"

………………

The profound and profound Chinese language came out of Einstein's mouth one after another.

To be able to make Einstein, who has always been calm, so angry that a shrew scolds the street, in a sense, Chi Yue is really a talent!

After cursing for a while, Einstein also calmed down after seeing Chi Yue's angry face remained indifferent.

"Yang has disappeared into the Quantum Sea in order to cut off my empress!"

Einstein's blue eyes were condensed with unresolved sadness.

"Didn't Teacher Yang elope with other dogs with Taro Maru's 20 deposit?"

Chiyue said the angry words in Jo with a jolted face.

The tragic atmosphere that Einstein created with great difficulty was instantly broken.

Every "girl" present stared at Chi Yue's jerky face with angry eyes.

"Little Chiyue, you don't want Qiyana to know this photo of yourself!"

After Jizi recalled the picture of Chiyue jojoli taken by his mobile phone, he shook the mobile phone screen in front of Chiyue, threatening him.

"I don't think there's anything shameful about a girlfriend admiring a boyfriend's muscular body in general!"

Chi Yue said this sentence in the tone of the emperor.

"Crack!"

Everyone looked at the place where the noise was made, and Ulandal threw the pieces of the mecha that had been torn in half on the ground.

Youlandelle is in a very bad mood now, she originally wanted to enhance their relationship with Chi Yue.

But now, from Chi Yue's mouth, she heard a Qiyana on the left and a Qiyana on the right. No matter how calm a person is, he will fall into a rage in this situation!

"Does little Chiyue dare to move now? Do you still dare to talk nonsense?"

Youlan Goose stared at Chiyue with kind eyes, in order to respond to Chiyue's behavior of provoking her position as the dominant position in the village.

Chi Yue looked at Goose Aotian in front of her, and silently closed her mouth.

"A good man doesn't fight with a woman, it's definitely not that I, Chi Yue, is afraid of her goosey sky!"

"Red Moon.jpg!"

Life is not easy, jojo sighs!