Honkai: My Pleasure System

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"That is to say, you are not from this tree?"

"I thought it was a big secret, but I didn't expect it to be this!"

Qiyana said to Chiyue indifferently, and everyone in the room nodded, expressing their agreement.

25 minutes ago.

After the pleasure system appeared, Chi Yue, who regarded everyone in St. Freya as her family, did not intend to hide this secret any longer.

It took 25 minutes for Chi Yue to give an overview of everything she had done since time travel, and to popularize the concept of the tree of imaginary numbers to everyone.

However, neither the Joy System nor Chi Yue expected that after hearing the news, everyone in the room would show a disappointed expression, as if they hadn't eaten the melon.

"No, I revealed this secret to you with such firm determination, aren't you surprised?"

The big light ball of the joy system shook its body, expressing its agreement with Chi Yue's point of view.

"Isn't it similar to a visitor from a parallel world?"

Ji Zi sighed, she thought that Chi Yue was going to reveal some shocking secret to everyone.

"Bronya also thinks that the lecherous uncle cannot be the protagonist of the world. There is no novel in which the protagonist is like the lecherous uncle, who suffers all the way."

Yaya said with a dark belly.

"What's wrong with being deflated?"

"I didn't eat your rice again!"

"Which Kamen Rider didn't get deflated all the way?"

Chi Yue argued angrily.

"But, host, have you forgotten that man?"

The Joy System made up for Chi Yue by the side.

Chi Yue looked at her system in disbelief, not understanding why it would rebel.

The more Chi Yue thought about it, the more wronged she became, and then it became black and white.

"That's right, why didn't I get the script from the Director of Heavenly Dao?"

But it wasn't over yet, Wendy, who was holding Bronya, gave Chi Yue another knife.

"After hearing Brother Chiyue's story, Wendy feels that Brother Mingyang is the protagonist of this world."

"Brother Ming Yang is not only handsome, but also gentle, good at housekeeping, and born with stigmata. Isn't this the protagonist who came out of Long Aotian's novel?"

Wendy talked about Chi Yue's autism in an innocent tone.

Chi Yue walked to the corner, squatted down, and began to draw circles on the ground.

Looking at Chi Yue's autistic pleasure system, he burst out laughing heartily.

"How long?"

"How long has it been since I had pleasure?"

"Since you turned over, I have been oppressed and blackmailed by you every day, and you have been trying to get wool from me all day long!"

"I'm just an intern system, and even the pocket money is given by the old lady... the teacher."

"You have to squeeze such a little thing, you are the crumbs of the world!"

As the joyful system talked, thinking of its tragic past, it couldn't help crying.

"However, Chi Yue has suffered all the way, so don't you also have your share?"

"Isn't it because you are so useless that you didn't take Chi Yue off like the systems in other novels?"

Seeing that her lover was being bullied by the pleasure system, Qiyana threw Ji Lin, who was spoiled in her arms, to the Queen of Immortals, and asked the pleasure system in an affirmative tone.

The body of the pleasure system, which was constantly shaking up and down, stopped, and after listening to Qiyana's rhetorical question, it froze.

"Yes!"

"If I had half the ability to blow up the sky, I wouldn't be in such a miserable situation."

The pleasure system also fell into autism, walked to the corner, and said to Chi Yue: "Let me go, and leave me a place."

Hearing the words of the Joy System, Chi Yue stood up and kicked it to the opposite corner of the house.

"Go aside, there is no place for you here."

Chi Yue didn't understand, she was still laughing at her pleasure system before, where did she have the courage to put her body on his side?

As a pleasure system that has never won a fight or scolded, can it just be recognized as such?
Of course not.

After being kicked away by Chiyue, the big light ball body of the joy system fell to the ground, and bounced towards Chiyue's head.

The joy system used head chase on Chiyue.

Chiyue hp- 50.

Chiyue used super-speed regeneration (death rhythm ability).

Chiyue HP+20000!

The joy system used one billion volts on Chiyue.

Both sides fell to the ground at the same time and were out together.

After seeing Chiyue playing a rogue, the Joy System decisively used the skill of killing each other.

After Chi Yue was electrified into a black man with an afro, the pleasure system was also electrified into a briquette.

"Ergou Subsystem, I #神州国野#!"

Chi Yue, who was electrocuted, fell to the ground and spit out a mouthful of black smoke. Her small mouth seemed to be smeared with honey, and she crazily output to the pleasure system.

In front of so many people, can the pleasure system work from the heart?

Of course not, so it resolutely opened its mouth to fight back.

"Old sixth host, I'm #神州国野#!"

In a small ward, the quintessence of Shenzhou Guoqu kept popping out one sentence after another, and it could be heard that Shangxian was frowning.

"boom!"

After Shangxian punched the table in the ward into two pieces, he looked at the two crumbs with nuclear eyes!
"Da Guangqiu, and Chi Yue, can you two be quiet?"

After finishing speaking, Shangxian stood silently aside.

"Shangxian, you have already spoken, how dare we!"

The two crumbs looked at each other and thought of this in their hearts at the same time.