Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Master Teresa Academy, do you need my help?"

Wendy, a middle school girl, put her hands on her chest, took a few steps back, shrank to the corner of the wall, and began to tremble.

"Wendy! You see, our St. Freya College has gone through ups and downs for so many years, and it's all because of me, the head of the school, to protect you from the wind and rain with my petite body!"

Speaking of which, Teresa managed to squeeze out a few tears from her eyes. The double capitalist's tears also passed the handkerchief to Teresa's hand at the right time.

"Now, it's time for you to report back to St. Freya Academy!"

Teresa's stand-in, the capitalist's tears, drew up the contract early.

The first time Theresa signaled it, she respectfully handed over the contract to Theresa.

"Come on! Wendy, sign it, this is the best way for you to share my worries."

Wendy accepted the contract excitedly, completely unaware of the tragic fate she would face next.

"Principal Teresa, this is your contract, calling me here to save the world?"

In order to catch up with the trend of the times, Wendy, a second-year middle school girl, pesters her good brother Chiyue to learn classical Chinese.

"Don't watch, the contract has been made, and those who break their promises will be punished by eating rocks!"

Wendy didn't even glance at the content of the contract, and signed it directly.

As expected of being a chosen child, this is simply the ecstasy of capitalists!

"Cough cough!"

Chi Yue couldn't stand it any longer. Regarding De Lisa's contract, Chi Yue, who was also a capitalist, could only lament that De Lisa was still too young!

If this was placed in a book that could not pass the review, how could it be possible for Wendy to show off her art instead of her body?

"Theresa, you're still too young to give Wendy eight hours of sleep. It's a waste!"

The domineering president Chiyue put one arm around Qiyana's waist, didn't even look at Teresa's contract, just sniffed it twice, then shook her head.

At this moment, how could Wendy have not noticed anything wrong, she is just a little bit of a second child, and she is not stupid.

"This contract was witnessed by the little auspicious king, and Wendy volunteered to perform as a database programmer for St. Freya College."

"From the date of establishment of the contract to the death of the soul of the contractee, if there is any breach of the contract, it will be punished as a tentacle-eating monster!"

Tentacle monsters are the nemesis of magical girls, and this is already the most ruthless contract with the magic old woman Theresa.

"Ah? Ahh!"

Wendy took a closer look at the golden pattern on the edge of the contract, her eyes widened in shock!
"Wendy has been working since the working day, from 6 am to 10 pm every day, no rest day, no salary, and no leave!!!"

Where is the golden pattern!This is clearly the illegal content narrowed to the extreme.

"Tears of Satan, well done!"

The substitute will evolve with the proficiency of the user, and Teresa is not a waste.

So many times of using the double and capitalist's tears, the double and capitalist's tears evolved into blood and sweat requiem and Satan's tears.

"The false Requiem needs worm arrows to evolve, but the real Requiem is made with workers' hard-earned money."

At this moment, Teresa, she is not fighting alone. Her double is connected to thousands of capitalists in the world, and the terrifying beliefs converge on Teresa.

"hey-hey!"

"Theresa, you underestimate Wendy, don't you?"

Chiyue pulled Qiyana into her arms, causing Qiyana to exclaim, and blinked at Teresa inexplicably.

"Bronya thinks that Headmaster Teresa will steal the chicken instead of losing money."

"Without complete assurance, Bronya will not put her sister in danger."

Bronya stretched out her finger, gently tapped the tip of Wendy's pink nose, and looked at her dotingly.

"Bronya wants to know if Wendy will dare to sign indiscriminately next time!"

Although Wendy didn't know what Bronya had done for her, she was still very moved.

"Sister Bronya, I don't dare anymore~"

The green hair swept across Bronya's neck back and forth, making Bronya itchy.

"Aren't you talking about that invincible man?"

Lord Youlandal was resting on the lap of the domineering president Chi Yue, looking at them with some doubts.

"What are you talking about!" x2
"Siegfried, shut up!"

Tears of Satan, punched Siegfried back into a coma.

After abandoning Judas, Queen Teresa has a new love, Tears of Satan.

"Who is Judas? We don't know each other well, I'm afraid that Tears of Satan might misunderstand!"

Ji Zi... Sister!Seeing Siegfried's miserable state, he hugged Ji Lin in his arms even more tightly.

"A person without a substitute is not worthy of speaking!"

Since becoming the domineering president, Chi Yue has become tougher every day.

"Little Red Moon!"

Ji Zi stared at Chi Yue's eyes with dangerous eyes, and Chi Yue stared back without hesitation.

"That man's aura seems to have disappeared!"

Qiyana looked at Chiyue with her mouth open and her eyes closed, trying to get a sense of security from Chiyue.

"Will that invincible man also overturn?"

In front of that man, all monsters and goblins have to get down. How could such an invincible man overturn?

"He's not playing me, is he?"

Chi Yue stared at Teresa dumbfounded.

"You seem to have forgotten that this is not China but the Far East. This is a paradise for capitalists!"

Teresa was extremely arrogant, she kicked Judas away, put her hands on her hips, and looked at Wendy proudly.

"Could it be that Theresa you..."

Since her debut, this is the first time that Chi Yue was shocked by her own thoughts to the point of being incoherent.

"That's right, it's exactly what you think! I beat Teacher Luo to the ground!"

The EX-rank Valkyrie Teresa spoke of this appalling record.

"This is impossible!"

Wendy tried to make a final struggle.

"Nothing is impossible. I have contacted all six black people, and Master Hu has agreed to come to hold the funeral!"

"If we hurry up now, we can still rush to the children's table to eat."

Seeing Teresa's calm expression, Wendy folded her head in despair and began to sob.

"How did this happen? Wendy, it's Bronya who is sorry for you!"

Bronya regretted her previous conceit very much, walked to Wendy's side, and the two sisters cried together.

"It's really impossible to get through the phone, how is this possible!"

Chi Yue angrily threw her mobile phone to the ground heavily.

"From today onwards, this land in the extreme east is my Teresa's world!"

Teresa put on her sunglasses and waved to the side.

The author, who smelled money again, ran over in a hurry.

"Sister, this is the bitter gourd juice you ordered, it's still fresh, it's quite precious!"

Teresa reached out to take the cup containing bitter melon juice, and took a sip.

"There are two hundred million dollars in it, and it's your reward!"

A black card falls to the ground in front of the author.

After savoring the bitter gourd juice carefully, Teresa waved her hand as if chasing away mosquitoes.

After taking off the sunglasses and throwing them on the ground, Teresa crushed them with her little feet.

"I, Theresa, will be above the law!"