Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Grandpa, are you okay?"

This girl Cuiyue is a bit useless, a bit playful, a bit lazy, a bit sloppy... But, she is a rich lady!
As long as she speaks, with her 102 figure and pocket money that the whole world can't hold, people who call "rich women's rice" can be ranked from here to the earth.

Siegfried, who was pulled out of the pothole by the useless girl, looked at the girl's astonishing appearance.

"Ok!"

"A figure of 102, with the same big blue eyes as her mother, and even the stockings are white."

Until Siegfried looked regretfully at the girl's hair again.

"Are Chiyue's genes so strong? His hair is not white!"

Only her hair and her high-ranking temperament are inherited from her ice-cube-faced, stinky father, and everything else is inherited from her mother.

"Impurities! These are all impurities! There is no cuter girl in this world than Kiyana!"

For Siegfried, Kiyana is the first match!

"Siegfried, you pervert, just die there!"

Teresa saw Siegfried's piggy face, her eyes were filled with anger, she pulled out... picked up Judas, and hit Siegfried hard on the head.

"Ugh!"

"I wish I could get Judas out of the mouth anytime!"

Teresa touched her little bun, compared it with the good-for-nothing girl who was 8 times older than Ji Zi, and sighed with inferiority.

"What's the matter? Aunt Teresa?"

The good-for-nothing girl blinked at the sighing Teresa with her big blue eyes.

"Auntie?"

"Forget it, Xiaoyue'er, you should still call me Headmaster Teresa!"

"Uh-huh!"

Like a little hamster waiting to be fed, the good-for-nothing girl looked at Teresa curiously.

"Ugh!"

"In the past month, the database of St. Freya College has been frequently invaded by people. Although it's just that some computer viruses are missing, I'm so angry!"

"I don't know which damned bastard it is. If you hacked, just hack it. I can't do anything about you. He actually left a dog's head mark in the database!"

"Tear!"

Angrily, Theresa took out a handkerchief and tore it into pieces.

"Wait, Data, I seem to have a solution?"

The substitute. The tears of the capitalist came online again, and the eye wearing the monocle of Amon the Blasphemer began to flash red light.

"Cough cough!"

Wearing a black gentleman's hat, Teresa looked at Chi Yue who was embracing left and right, and raised her little foot to stun Siegfried, who was about to wake up.

"Little Red Moon~"

Teresa looked at Chi Yue with kind eyes, like a hard-working farmer who found another freshly ripe Philippine vegetable.

"Theresa, stop pretending to be tender and cute!"

"And your capitalist hat is about to fall off, and I'm not blind!"

Chi Yue tightened the mink coat on her body again, and the two beautiful girls sitting on her lap stuck to Chi Yue's body again.

"I don't know why? I, Teresa, suddenly want to smash something!"

Looking around, Teresa found sadly that even if the entire room was only damaged by the floor, she would not be able to afford it.

"Boom!"

The stand-in, the tears of the capitalist, sent Siegfried back underground with one punch.

"call!"

"Shu Tan!"

Drinking a bottle of iced Erguotou in one sitting on a hot day made De Lisa's little face flush and she felt like she was going to float.

"Cough cough!"

Picking up the gentleman's hat on the ground and patting the dust, Teresa put on her crown again.

"Little Chiyue, I remember you still owe me [-] million U.S. dollars!"

"The 9000 million I found out, as long as you pay back [-] million [-] million, you only need to pay a negligible..."

Theresa, the chief capitalist on Wall Street, began to imagine her bright future.

"You damn hacker, don't let me catch you, or I'll throw you in with the screenwriter of Honkai III and make you 100 times!"

The capitalist's nemesis is the sickle and the hammer, and the inflated Teresa is destined to be hit with a sledgehammer.

"Three hundred million, right?"

"Theresa, I will transfer it to you now!"

"Xbao has received 5 million yuan!"

Teresa didn't finish her sentence when she was interrupted by a notification sound from her mobile phone.

"Theresa, you don't need to look for the extra [-] million. Remember to add a glass of papaya juice to Qiyana's breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

"Poverty limits your thinking, Teresa, you can't see everyone as my father-in-law who is poorer than a certain blacksmith!"

Chi Yue exudes the golden light of a local tyrant.

"Tomato is my cash machine, if you don't have money, just go there and get it!"

"While making money, don't forget to send warmth. There is really no Kamen Rider who is more caring than me in this world."

Thinking of this, Chi Yue glanced at the stand-in behind her. On the head of the dancer in the mourning hall, there was the black and white photo of Brother Xiaoming.

"If there is, I have already hung it up!"

The domineering president Chi Yue is happy, and the humble capitalist Teresa is about to cry.

"Compared to money, I, Teresa, want that hacker to be killed 100 times!"

How do you say that?As long as I am more capitalist than you, I can take you to squeeze other capitalists.

Secretary No. [-], Miss Qiyana, put a black gentleman's hat on Chi Yue's head, and kissed Chi Yue.

Secretary No. [-], Miss Youlandelle, helped Chi Yue stand up, straightened her clothes, and gave him a kiss.

"Theresa, no matter how depressed the economy is, it means that the wages of the workers still have room to squeeze."

"Economy is depressed, and we didn't make it depressed. As long as it hasn't collapsed, we can broaden our horizons!"

The good-for-nothing girl was stunned listening to Chi Yue's proud speech.

"I just said that there was something missing from the stinky dad before, but now it's right, it's this smell!"

Teresa showed a teachable look.

"Master Chiyue, what do you think I should do to earn the reward I deserve?"

Chi Yue accepted Teresa's adoring gaze with peace of mind.

"Student De Lisa, the bottom line of workers will only be lower than we imagined. Why can't we give 100 if we can give 50?"

"Or, why can't we be bolder? Since we can all give 50, can we let him do it for nothing?"

Chi Yue's frantic expression deeply infected Teresa.

"Teach me, Master Chiyue!"

The substitute behind Theresa, the capitalist's tears, eyes flashing red, met Wendy who was eating melons.

"Little Wendy, have I, Theresa, treated you well all these years?"

Although she didn't know what happened, Wendy's body began to tremble instinctively.