Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Ugh!"

"Sin! Why do I have to go to school?"

After Youlandelle left the room, Chi Yue hugged her head in pain, scratched her hair anxiously, and realized that something was wrong.

"Cuiyue?"

"Did your Yolandelle mother just say that we should go down and eat her cooking!!!"

The good-for-nothing girl is confused, what are you going to do, stinky dad?It's just a meal, don't be so excited, right?

"Father, is the meal that Yolandal's mother cooks delicious?"

In the cognition of the good-for-nothing girl, there are only two things that can make her stinky dad excited. The first thing is to find money, and the second thing is to find more money.

Why did you switch sex today?
"Cuiyue, I think we won't have to go to school for at least a week!"

"Wait, let me contact Miss Angel in the ICU of St. Freya College and ask her to reserve two beds with better positions for us."

Chi Yue took out her mobile phone from the four-dimensional trouser pocket, pressed a series of numbers skillfully, and dialed the number.

The good-for-nothing girl finally understood what Chi Yue wanted to express. When her mother left her, she was still breastfeeding and couldn't eat solid food.

Therefore, the good-for-nothing girl doesn't know how lethal her mother's cooking is, but now seeing her stinky dad's reaction, this is at least a country-level weapon.

"Wow!"

"I just skipped school, so there's no need to execute me?"

The good-for-nothing girl fell directly from the bed to the ground, and began to roll around on the floor continuously, revealing her pink chubby legs.

The clinking noise of the useless girl upstairs caused Youlandal, who was cooking downstairs, to slightly turn up the ignition while cooking.

"boom!"

Don't get me wrong, the kitchen really wasn't blown up.

Ever since Yolandelle and Kiana blew up all the kitchens in the entire St. Freya Academy last time, Yolandelle asked Rita for the secret of cooking.

It's just that the dishes are a little muddy.

"Crench!"

Urandale picked up the spoon, scooped out a piece of the contents on the plate, and chewed it.

"That's right, that's the taste. Last week's Chiyue ate so delicious, this week's Chiyue should also like it?"

In Youlandal's memory, no matter what "my" dish is, Chi Yue will eat it up every time, and sometimes even lick the plate until it shines.

"Pfft!"

Youlandelle thought of Zhoumu Chiyue's childish behavior, and couldn't help but chuckled.

"If only I could be the first to meet Chi Yue in this week's game like Zhou Mu!"

Shaking her head sadly, Ulandal quickly calmed down.

Wait a minute, Yolandelle seems to have noticed something is wrong?

Urandale fixed her gaze on the wall clock in the kitchen. It was already eight o'clock, and there were only 20 minutes left before class.

"You two, you have 3 minutes to come down and eat the meal I cooked, or you will bear the consequences!"

Ulandal's golden hair exploded, her face flushed and roaring.

The good-for-nothing girl upstairs froze again, staring at her stinky father with a pair of eyes full of hope.

"Eat it! Cuiyue!"

"I am an old acquaintance with Miss Angel from the ICU, and she has already arranged the hospital bed for us!"

You don't need to go to class, what else can you be dissatisfied with?With cheerful steps, Chi Yue walked out of the room and went downstairs.

"Wow!"

The good-for-nothing girl let out a whining sound unwillingly, and resorted to the skills inherited from her stinky dad, directly deleting her sloppy appearance, which resulted in it being deleted.

A head of black hair naturally scattered on the shoulders, a small pink face that can be easily broken, big blue eyes, blink, small cherry red lips, and the air of a superior lady.

There is no doubt that the good-for-nothing girl has completely inherited the advantages of both her father and mother.

The good-for-nothing girl looked at herself in the mirror with satisfaction, nodded, then lowered her head to look at the black silk on her legs, and then a greasy smile appeared on her face when she looked at butter.

"If I take off my shoes, hehe..."

Not knowing what to think of, the useless girl let out a weird laugh.

"Xiaoyueer!!! Hurry down and eat!!!"

The angry roar of Youlandelle downstairs interrupted the girl's strange laugh.

The strange smile on the face of the good-for-nothing girl froze, with an expression of lovelessness, she resolutely prepared to go downstairs and accept her fate calmly.

As soon as she reached the stairs, the useless girl heard the sound of a knife cutting across the stone, as well as the strange cry of her stinky father.

"bass!"

"I'm c! This NM and my titanium alloy knife can't cut it!"

Chi Yue stared wide-eyed, looking at the rolled titanium alloy steel knife in her hand, showing an expression of disbelief.

The good-for-nothing girl took a few steps back up the stairs.

Facts have proved that anyone who wants to marry the Kaslana family must first have a stomach as hard as soul steel.

"Xiao Yue'er, why are you still standing there in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and come over for dinner!"

Ulandal looked at "his" daughter who took a few steps back upstairs, thinking that she still wanted to play truant, frowned a little angrily, and cast an angry look at the good-for-nothing girl.

"Wow!"

I don't know how many times today is the useless girl who whimpered. She sadly walked to the dining table, sat on the dining chair and was about to start "eating".

"Crench!"

The good-for-nothing girl stuffed the things on the plate into her mouth, and chewed, feeling that her teeth were hurting.

"Crench!"

Since the titanium alloy steel knife can't cut this thing, Chi Yue can only use her own steel teeth to cut it.

With a creaking sound, the "father and daughter" finished their breakfast.

"Ugh!"

Urandale sighed, thinking that there is also a "good sister" Qiyana among the students she teaches, she couldn't help but clenched her fists, wanting to vent.

The sighing action of Youlandelle fell into the eyes of the "father and daughter", which was dissatisfaction with the behavior of the "father and daughter" rubbing their stomachs.

"Father and daughter" moved their little hands away from their aching stomachs in unison.

Ulandal regained her composure, and noticed the "father and daughter" who had finished their breakfast, one with each hand, lifted them up and ran towards the classroom.

Urandale hurried to the door of the classroom with the father and daughter at the last moment before ringing the bell
After so many days at St. Freya College, Chi Yue, who was attending class for the first time, of course had to introduce herself.

Under the surprised eyes of all the students and Kiyana, Chiyue melted again, posing a jojo of Yoshikage Kira.

"My name is Wang Quan Chiyue, I am 18 years old."

"Living in the female dormitory of St. Freya College, unmarried."

"I work as a disseminator of love in Tomato Church. I have to work overtime every day until 8 o'clock in the evening to finish painting."

"I don't smoke, and the wine is only for tasting."

"Go to bed at 11 o'clock in the evening, and sleep for 8 hours a day."

"Before going to bed, I must drink a cup of wolfberry tea, then do soft exercises for 20 minutes, go to bed, and fall asleep immediately."

"Once I wake up to dawn, I will never leave fatigue and stress until the next day. The doctor said that I am normal."