Siheyuan: tricked silly Zhu into wearing women's clothes at the beginning

"If there is a next time."

"That's not stuffing your hand in a shrimp."

"Instead of stuffing your head in there."

"Even daring to snatch my things, it's simply reckless."

Angry Fang Yu, after seeing the other party withdraw his hand.

With a look of anger on his face, he stared at Jia Zhang and cursed.

"You bastard."

"My hands are bleeding."

"If you don't pay me three yuan today, keep these seafood."

"I'm going to call the police right away."

Jia Zhang heard Fang Yu yelling and saw his hands bleeding.

Feeling that he was justified, he immediately squatted down on the ground and burst into tears.

"Yes."

"If you don't make compensation today."

"Wait for the police to pull you away."

Qin Huairu didn't expect that Fang Yu would stuff Jia Zhang's hand into the shrimp.

Seeing that Jia Zhang's hand was injured, his face was extremely happy.

Because this time, Fang Yu's seafood will definitely be available.

I have always heard that seafood is delicious, but I have never tasted it. Today I finally have the opportunity to taste the taste of seafood.

"Go then."

"Anyway, it was Jia Zhang who took the initiative to snatch my things just now."

"Wait for the police to come."

"I told the police that if someone failed to rob, immediately change to Pengci."

"When you see it, who is the most unlucky?"

Telling yourself about the law is the funniest joke Fang Yu has ever heard.

After all, I am from the 21st century.

The understanding of the law can basically be said to be super awesome.

"Humph!"

"Who robbed you?"

"Obviously because you can't finish eating, I just help you eat part."

"It's fine if you don't appreciate me."

"Also said that I robbed you of your things, it made me mad."

"Old man Jia, have you seen it in the Spirit of Heaven?"

"I was bullied."

"Come down and take Fang Yu away."

"Otherwise, I will be bullied by him every day."

"Woooooo!!!"

After Jia Zhang finished cursing, she covered her face and burst into tears.

"mom!!"

"Don't cry."

"Dad must have seen you being bullied."

"At midnight, Dad will come down and take Fang Yu away to avenge us."

When Qin Huairu saw her mother-in-law, she used the trick of summoning the soul again.

Very satisfied with the moves of the mother-in-law.

Followed up, hugged her mother-in-law and cried loudly.

"Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu, you two are actually promoting feudal superstition."

"I'm going to report you."

Seeing Jia Zhang in front of him doing this again.

Without even thinking about it, Fang Yu pushed the car towards the courtyard.

Because I want to report these two people.

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +99. 】

[The anger value from Qin Huairu +99. 】

"do not."

"Fang Yu, I was just joking."

"Where does that thing exist in this world?"

"If anything."

"The old man in my family took me down a long time ago."

Jia Zhang didn't expect that Fang Yu would make such a move.

Seeing him running out, he immediately rushed to stop him.

Because of shouting superstition, in this day and age, it is a crime.

"So it was a joke?"

"That's sorry, I took it seriously."

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +99. 】

"Fang Yu."

"Just kidding."

"Since we are all in the same compound, please spare us."

"You're blind, you can't see me."

Asshole stuff.

In the middle of the night, I'm not only going to deflate your bike.

Also apply oil to the brakes, so that you can't brake successfully.

"Your whole family is blind, and it's not my turn to be blind."

"How dare you scold me."

"Wait for me to report."

"Everyone in the compound heard what you said just now."

snort!
Let's see if you dare to use the trick of summoning the soul next time?

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +99. 】

"Then how can you not report it?"

Qin Huairu, who was next to him, heard Fang Yu's words, and scolded himself hundreds of times in his heart, why did he talk too much just now.

If you didn't speak just now.

Then I can report Jia Zhang now and let her be dragged to be shot.

In this way, in the future, not only can he bring men to play at home, but he can also play in front of Jia Dongxu.

Anyway, Jia Dongxu's lower body was disabled and he couldn't move anymore.

If he dared to say no, I would threaten him and tell him not to support him.

"In front of the courtyard."

"Say to everyone, you're bastards."

"As long as you tell me, I won't report it."

"Otherwise, I'll report it right away."

Fang Yu insisted that they were afraid of death.

Hearing what the two said, he said loudly with a smug expression on his face.

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +99. 】

[The anger value from Qin Huairu +99. 】

"Fang Yu, can I change it?"

"So many people watching."

"Aren't you embarrassing us?"

Qin Huairu heard Fang Yu's words.

His face turned pale, and he stared at Fang Yu and prayed.

"No."

"If not."

"Then I'll report it."

"wrong."

"There's no need to report it."

"The police are already here."

"I can report to the police right now, you are promoting feudal superstition."

I saw Xu Damao appearing in the alley angrily with two policemen.

Fang Yu pointed in the direction of the door.

With the expression on your face that you are waiting for the end, you laugh out loud.

【Ding! 】

[The anger value from Jia Zhang's +99. 】

[The anger value from Qin Huairu +99. 】

"Mom!"

"The police are really here."

"I, Jia Zhang, am a bastard."

Outside the gate of the courtyard is an alley.

So Jia Zhang, who was at the door, could see the people in the alley at a glance.

"I, Qin Huairu, am also a bastard."

Seeing that Jia and Zhang begged for mercy, Qin Huairu naturally begged for mercy loudly.

After all, losing face is better than losing one's life.

"What's the matter?"

"Is there anyone calling yourself a bastard?"

The two policemen who followed Xu Damao to the door heard Qin Huairu's voice.

Glancing at Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi, he asked with a puzzled expression.

"Yup!"

"Qin Huairu, are you insane?"

Xu Damao, who was next to the two policemen, heard Qin Huairu's words.

Although she knew that she must be begging for mercy because she offended Fang Yu.

But he still pretended not to know, and deliberately mocked him.

Before, these two people always mocked themselves for not laying an egg.

Now it was his turn to taunt back, Xu Damao naturally couldn't miss it.

"fine."

"Nothing at all."

"It's just that my mouth is too itchy, and I like to scold myself and clear my throat."

When Qin Huairu saw the policeman looking at him for questioning, he was afraid that Fang Yu would talk nonsense, so he hurriedly explained the reason for the scolding.