Lord of the people, I became the Skeleton King

"The seventh day of July was originally the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met on the magpie bridge, but the Weaver Girl waited for a whole day but did not get the girl. She hid by the Milky Way crying aggrievedly. The magpie who built the bridge couldn't bear it, so she ran to ask the Cowherd why she missed the appointment. The Cowherd said : "It's always bad for a child to have a cold and a fever. I sent a text message to Zhinu yesterday, saying that the meeting date has been changed to the ninth day of July. What's the matter?She didn't receive it? "The magpie ran to ask Zhinu again, but Zhinu shook her head, but she didn't receive it at all. Lord lord, do you know what's going on?"

When the question was asked, Qiuxia's eyes showed obvious joy. She likes to use such unanswerable questions to make things difficult for others.

Why is she so sure that others can't answer?

Because when she asks questions, she always watches people order dishes. If humans from the earth come here, then she will ask them questions about this world.

If it was a person from this world, then she would ask them questions about the earth.

Haha, the plan works. With this little method, she hasn't missed it yet. Don't look at the many cakes on the table, they are all antiques from a few years ago!

May I ask which indigenous people can answer this kind of question? Just text messages, the seventh day of the seventh month, Altair and Weaver Girl, Milky Way, and magpie make them look confused, let alone think of the answer while understanding the question. .

Qiu Xia looked at He Gu with expectant eyes, waiting for him to be helpless after racking his brains.

However, He Gu was taken aback for a moment, and blurted out after reacting: "The distance between Altair and Vega is 16 light-years, that is, it takes 16 years for a short message transmitted by electromagnetic waves to reach Vega. The next day, Zhinu will not be able to receive text messages."

Now it was Qiuxia's turn to be stupid. She never thought that a native would spit out terms such as Altair and Vega, just like the gorilla who stopped eating bananas and sat on the desk to do high math problems seriously. weird.

"How do you know the answer?" Qiuxia couldn't hold back anymore, and asked out her surprise.

He Gu turned slightly sideways, looked up at a 45-degree angle, and pretended to be recalling the past, "Once, when I was still in elementary school, I encountered this question in a natural science quiz."

Qiuxia stared blankly, "Ah, you, you, you..."

"Yes, I have a friend who used to be a human on Earth, and that friend is myself." He Gu (terrified) smiled.

"Then how did you become what you are now?" Qiuxia didn't think that He Gu might be lying, so she continued following He Gu's words.

"Girl, this is the second question, right? If I remember correctly, you only need to answer one question correctly to pass the level? Of course, if you are willing to exchange, I don't mind telling you this secret, but you have to tell me, How did you become employees of this cake truck?"

In the previous conversation, He Gu noticed that she mentioned the word boss, so he deduced that these two little girls were just wage earners.

He wants more information.

"Ah, no, no, no, no, we signed a non-disclosure agreement with the boss, so we can't talk about it." Qiuxia shook her head like a drum, and flicked her two braids.

"Well, you can do whatever you want. By the way, I would like to ask, the magpie in your title is so awesome, why don't you let the magpie send letters, but also send text messages?"

Why did he ask the teacher this question when he was young, but the teacher hesitated for a long time and didn't say why, but He why had twice as much homework as other students that day.

The smile on Qiuxia's cute little face suddenly froze, and she stuttered when she spoke, "Ah, hi, the magpie is so awesome, why don't you let it go..."

"Hmm..." Qiu Xia looked at He Gu tangled up, as if she was asking He Gu for an answer.

He Gu waved his hand helplessly, saying that he was an ordinary lord, and he didn't know about this kind of problem.

Qiuxia struggled for a long time, she couldn't figure it out, she turned around and asked, "Sister, our magpie is so powerful, why don't we let it deliver the letter?"

Qiu Ting stopped working, she never thought about it!

These questions were collected from various places. They found the questions interesting and difficult to answer, so they were included in the question bank. She didn't find any problems in the questions.

Qiu Ting couldn't continue to do her own thing, turned her head to look at He Gu, and then he saw Qiu Ting's appearance.

She is [-]% similar to her younger sister. If they are not twins, it is very rare to have a sister who looks like this.

It's just that the younger sister's eyebrows are raised slightly, adding a lively look, while the elder sister's brows are more sad.

Qiu Ting came over, said hello to He Gu politely, and then said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Lord, we were careless when setting up the topic and made a small mistake. Look at this, we can give you an extra cake as compensation." ?"

"Yeah, yes, I'll give you an extra cake!" The younger sister hurriedly nodded beside her.

She is very flustered now, if the boss finds out that they have a problem with a loophole, I'm afraid they will lose their jobs!
The elder sister's expression remained the same, not too panicked, but the younger sister's expression showed fear on her face, so He Gu could easily guess that this incident had a great impact on them.

He looked back at the three hundred Rabbit Spirit Tribe members who were hungry, and shook his head slightly: "No, it is a very serious matter if there is a loophole in the title, we can't just turn over the chapter so hastily, it's a matter of principle! You guys came up with the title People, you must ensure the purity and seriousness of the topic, otherwise how will you maintain your authority! I cannot accept compensation for an extra cake, and I feel that the majesty of the lord has been challenged!"

He went online immediately, with a serious and righteous look.

Qiu Xia blushed, as if she was a little ashamed of what He Gu said, but her sister was shrewd, she seemed immobile on the surface, and asked, "Then what do you want?"

"One is not enough."

"How many you want."

He Gu pondered for two seconds and said, "At least one hundred more."

"Hic!" My sister hiccupped in fright. She was terrified. She had been doing this job for five years, and now she only made a hundred cakes, and all of them went into her sister's belly.

"It's impossible." My sister refused seriously.

He Gu said: "Don't rush to refuse! I haven't finished my conditions yet, a hundred cakes should be this big."

He said, pointing to the biggest cake on the table.

elder sister:"???"

younger sister:"???"

"You don't expect to add some harsher conditions, and we will change from not agreeing to agreeing?" Qiu Ting looked like a fool.