Under One: Play as Qiao Feng at the beginning

Two days later, on the street, passers-by stopped and looked sideways.

"Fuck, what the hell is this filming?"

"I didn't see the crew, I guess it's an internet celebrity making a short video to catch people's attention."

Various discussions sounded.

Qiao Feng walked in the front with his head held high, and Liu Fu followed beside him.

Ah San and Ah Si were walking in the middle carrying the plaque that read "The World's Biggest Gang".

Behind them are Ah Wu and Ah Liu, each holding a bamboo stick.

This is an appearance ceremony designed by Qiao Feng, the purpose is to show the aura of the beggar gang and attract attention.

Only by letting more people see it can everyone know the existence of the Beggar Gang.

I don't know if the momentum has been shown, but it has indeed attracted a lot of attention.

Wherever we go along the way, everyone pays attention to it, and some even come forward to take pictures.

Especially the clothes on them are all made according to the image of the beggar gang in the movie.

Liu Fu's clothes are the most conspicuous. They are fringed and fringed. They look like a mop that has been used for many years. Eight pockets are specially sewn to metaphorize his identity as an elder with eight pockets.

After getting along with Qiao Feng for the past two days, Ah San Si Wu Liu was quite pleased with the gang leader, making an exception and upgraded to a six-pocket guardian, directly promoted to the management team, and each of them also had six extra pockets on their clothes.

As for the gang leader Qiao Feng, after trying a few beggar clothes, he decisively chose to give up.

It's not that he dislikes it, the main reason is that there are too many exposed places.

Liu Fu and the others are nothing, they are all disciples of the gang.

But Qiao Feng can't do it, he is the leader of the gang, if he shows too much, it will be a trending search if he is photographed by the paparazzi.

Similar titles include:
The leader of the beggar gang unexpectedly disappeared;

It turns out that beggars also wear underwear;

The new leader of the beggar gang is suspected of having exhibitionism;
And so on, and so on.

In order to maintain the reputation of the beggar gang, Qiao Feng finally chose a set of beggar jeans. Although there are holes, they are basically blocked by cloth of various colors.

"Several of you, stop."

A policeman walked towards him and blocked the path of the beggar gang.

"Sir, what advice do you have?"

Qiao Feng took off his sunglasses, looking cynical.

These sunglasses are given by Ah San as a filial piety. The brand is Tyrannosaurus. Although they are not top-notch, they are considered high-end.

"I suspect that you are disrupting social order."

The policeman said seriously.

"No way, we didn't steal, we didn't rob, we didn't fight, we didn't molested women, how did we disturb the public order?"

Qiao Feng asked back while shrugging his shoulders.

"You openly carry this kind of plaque when you go out in broad daylight. I have reason to suspect that you are a violent gang."

The policeman pointed to the plaques carried by Ah San and Ah Si and said.

The world's largest gang.

The one hanging on the wall in Liu Fu's house.

This was brought out at Qiao Feng's special request.

As for the function, it is the same as their shape, for eyeballs.

"Police officer."

Qiao Feng suddenly became serious, put the sunglasses in his pocket, and said solemnly with his hands clasped together:

"As a law enforcement officer, you should know what it is to convict someone without evidence, right? If we bring a plaque out, we are a violent gang. If we take a kitchen knife, we become a murderer? Take money from the bank. Robbery? It’s too arbitrary, I can sue you for slander.”

After all, Qiao Feng is a educated person and knows a little bit about law.

Liu Fu and the others quietly gave a thumbs up, daring to face up to the police, and the boss is awesome.

"Then what are you guys doing?"

The policeman frowned, apparently he couldn't speak to Qiao Feng.

"Us? It's very simple, performance art, do you want to take care of it?"

Qiao Feng put on his sunglasses again, enjoying the joy of victory.

"I can't control performance art, but I can control you if you cross the road and don't use the crosswalk. Each person will be fined [-] yuan. Pay the money quickly."

The policeman took out the fine sheet and wrote it with a few strokes.

"Uh"

Qiao Feng was speechless, he really couldn't refute this reason.

No way, pay the money.

Liu Fu took out 60 yuan in exchange for the fine.

"Guangzhu, don't be angry, this world is like this, as long as you want to target you, you can always find a reason."

Seeing that Qiao Feng seemed to be in a bad mood, Liu Fu hurried forward to comfort him.

"I'm not angry, I'm just thinking... Is there really a fine for crossing the road instead of using the crosswalk?"

This question troubled Qiao Feng all the way.

I have the impression that there are penalties, but it seems that I have never seen a real fine.

"Show me the fine."

It wasn't that Qiao Feng was playing tricks because he was fined, or that he had a vague feeling that something was wrong.

After receiving the fine from Liu Fu, Qiao Feng's eyes widened.

The receipt is very formal, with the official seal and everything, except for a woman's head portrait in the lower right corner.

The size of a fingernail, the painting is very realistic.

Qiao Feng recognized it immediately.

It was Xia He, the bone scraper who fought against him last night.

Why does her profile picture appear here?
Absolutely no coincidence.

This is intentional.

For a Yiren of Xia He's level, it is easy to leave his profile picture on the police fine without being discovered.

Or that policeman was Xia He himself.

What is this woman going to do?
threaten?revenge?
Qiao Feng was not afraid, his strength was more than enough to deal with Xia He.

It took nearly eight hours to walk all the way to Longhua Mountain.

The effect is still very good.

Chat groups and short videos in this city are reposting this weird combination everywhere.

The most commented are three words:
Neuropathy.

At the intersection up the mountain, Qiao Feng and the others were stopped again.

Longhushan National Forest Park, [-] tickets.

"Do you still need to buy a ticket to go up the mountain?"

Qiao Feng almost didn't jump up. Seeing that the people around him who entered the mountain had honestly bought their tickets, he suddenly became a little suspicious.

Is this the real Dragon and Tiger Mountain?

Or is this Luo Tian Dajiao originally an excuse used by the old celestial master to make money?

Similar to shopping malls holding events and celebrations, there seem to be many discounts, and customers can spend more money through various routines.

"Of course you have to buy a ticket, and the operation of the park also costs money."

The conductor said with a straight face.

"But we went up to participate in Lu Luotian's big funeral."

Qiao Feng was still explaining that he didn't go to the park to play.

"What vegetable cellar? I haven't heard of it. You can buy a ticket when you enter the mountain. If you don't buy a ticket, you will leave."

The conductor stared, as if he would step over my dead body without buying a ticket.

"Okay, okay, buy a ticket, buy a ticket."

Qiao Feng was speechless, he took a step back and asked Liu Fu to buy the ticket.

Six people, six tickets, one thousand five hundred and six.

Although the painting was not of his own money, Qiao Feng was also very distressed.

As a result, after buying the ticket and walking less than 500 meters, I was stopped again:

"People with disheveled clothes are not allowed to enter."

"I bought a ticket."

Qiao Feng shook the ticket in his hand, stared at the little man in front of him and said.

"You can't even buy a ticket."

The man was not at all polite.

"Then we will refund the ticket."

Qiao Feng became angry. Is this Longhu Mountain or Longhu Base?Why is it so troublesome.

"Then each of you pay 50 yuan management fee, and you can go in after paying."

The little man held out his hand and waited to collect the money.

Liu Fu seemed to be used to it, and he opened his pocket to take out the money.

"Five and six, beat him up."

Qiao Feng took a step back and ordered directly.