My wife is Tsunade

Then Uchiha Mikoto spoke with a slight twist and embarrassment in her expression.

"It's just that I got angry suddenly, so it shouldn't scare you!"

"No."

After Uchiha Haiyan heard these words, it was very obvious. She was taken aback for a moment, and then realized what was going on. She shook her head dumbfounded, then stretched out her powerful hand, and patted Mikoto on the shoulder. , said with a smile.

"Speaking of which, I think your appearance just now is simply super beautiful and handsome!"

As Uchiha Haiyan spoke, she gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely.

"really?"

Hearing these words, Uchiha Mikoto's eyes suddenly lit up, as if a poor puppy suddenly saw a fleshy bone in front of him, not to mention how happy and excited he was.

"Of course, you know that I am never willing to tell lies."

Uchiha Haiyan nodded with certainty and replied.

"Great!"

Miqin's mood is now cloudy and sunny, not to mention how happy she is.

The two returned to the village hand in hand, and then parted ways at the entrance of the village.

Uchiha Haiyan is busy going back to the Third Hokage to report that the task has been completed, while Uchiha Mikoto is busy going back to share with her parents the results of her practice of learning the ninjutsu of "Extinguishing Birds".

Ten minutes later, Sandai Hokage looked at Uchiha Haiyan standing not far in front of him, couldn't help but subconsciously sighed, stretched out his hand to rub his aching temple, shook his head and said.

"You just wanted to tell me that I asked you to capture alive, and the big tree that came back has been turned into ashes?"

"Correct!"

Uchiha Haiyan nodded affirmatively without feeling anything wrong.

"I guess if we go now, there may be a little bit of ashes left. If we go later, those ashes will probably be blown away by the wind."

"..."

Uchiha Haiyan watched by the third Hokage, with such a serious appearance, at the moment, I only feel that there will be a feeling of being unable to breathe out when the chest is stuffed.

Damn it!

I have long known that this guy has a violent personality and tendency. Did he have water in his head, or was there a hole in his head, and he wanted to send this guy out to capture synthetics alive?
For this matter, Sandai Hokage has only infinite anger and regret deep in his heart at this moment.

"I remember that what I need to tell you is to capture you alive."

Third Hokage silently took a deep breath to forcefully suppress the regret in his heart, opened his mouth pretending to be expressionless, and spoke calmly.

"no way."

After all, Uchiha Haiyan also knew that he really didn't take advantage of today's matter. After all, he had sworn in front of the third Hokage that he would definitely capture him back alive.

Gee!

It can only be said that the retribution came so quickly, the face was slapped and slapped.

Is he the Son of Destiny?
Break the system!
Uchiha Haiyan slandered crazily in her heart.

However, all of this is useless. At this moment, Uchiha Haiyan could only helplessly explain when facing the third Hokage's eyes that seemed to have turned into substance.

"Today's incident really exceeded my expectations. When I used the fireball technique to attack the opponent as last time, the opponent suddenly issued an attack similar to an infrasonic wave, which indirectly caused Uchiha Mikoto runaway."

After a pause, Uchiha Haiyan continued to explain.

"At that time, I didn't dare to provoke Uchiha Mikoto, so I could only watch him smash the composite with fireballs one by one, and burn it to ashes with a big fire!"

"..."

To be honest, the Third Hokage never imagined that today's series of events were caused by that little girl.

Now this kind of thing can only be said to be a misstep and become an eternal hatred. The facts prove that sometimes it is not as good as the sky.

Three generations of Hokage thought helplessly in his heart.

"Ok."

After a while, Sandai Hokage reached out and rubbed his temples again, nodded helplessly and said.

"Since this is the case, it is purely an irresistible factor. You just need to make sure to destroy that thing."

"Just don't worry about this kind of thing. Just in case, I beat him to death!"

Uchiha Haiyan said that this kind of thing is just a trivial matter. As a genuine otaku who spent all day in the world of novels except for anime in the last century, being careful in everything is really his first rule.

nonsense!

Didn't you see that the Internet said that the finale of Naruto is a reincarnation of dirt?

What the hell!

If other people also have this kind of skill, how can it be possible not to crush the other party to ashes?

He wanted to find a girl in this world with peace of mind, so he had to snuff out all the dangers in the budding cradle of his dreams.

In other words, this is called taking precautions before they happen.

Uchiha Haiyan's smile also looks quite bright.

"……You rock!"

The Third Hokage saw Uchiha Haiyan, who seemed to be expressing his merits, the corners of his mouth twitched crazily. After hesitating for a long time, he spit out three words.

In the end, he waved his hands like waving away flies and mosquitoes, and drove Uchiha Haiyan out of the office.

The third Hokage was worried that if Uchiha Haiyan was allowed to stay in the office again, he, the Hokage, would die of anger within two or three days.

For the sake of my own life, it is better to stay away from this guy as soon as possible.

The Third Hokage rolled his eyes angrily, thinking secretly in his heart.

But Uchiha Haiyan, who was directly driven out of the office, shrugged helplessly and shook her head, her eyes full of helplessness towards the old man Sandai Hokage.

Gee!

Seeing that the other party is an old man, he no longer cares about anything.

Uchiha Haiyan deeply felt that she was magnanimous and secretly sighed in her heart.

Looking at the sky, it was almost noon.

Uchiha Haiyan thought that Tsunade might not come back anyway at noon today, she should be busy staying in a certain casino, acting as a big fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

I should be busy gambling in the casino, so I can't come back for lunch. Since I'm alone, I might as well deal with it hastily, for example, go to the snack street not far away to buy two dumplings and eat it back.

Anyway, things like glutinous rice dumplings are quite small in size, but they are actually quite hungry.