My wife is Tsunade

"I'm going, what kind of opening is this? Let me become a waste, and even become Tsunade's husband, can my life last?"

Uchiha Haiyan looked bitter.

You know, at this time, Tsunade had just died of his lover and younger brother, but now because of the situation, he had to marry him!
From the bottom of my heart, Tsunade must hate him to death!
Just with Tsunade's fist, ten of them are not enough for him to beat!

"Haiyan!"

Suddenly, behind Uchiha Haiyan, a ninja wearing a mask appeared, who should be Anbu under the third Hokage.

"Ah? What's the matter?"

Uchiha Haiyan was taken aback.

This guy, isn't he here to assign tasks for himself?

If there is a mission, it is no different from killing him.

"Master Hokage wants you to go there."

The person in Anbu said coldly.

"Oh well."

Uchiha Haiyan nodded, slightly relieved.

In the next second, the people in Anbu disappeared with a 'whoosh'.

"I'm so envious, I wish I was as good as this. As a ninja, I don't even know how to do ninjutsu, damn..." Uchiha Haiyan sighed.

You can't disappear with a 'whoosh', you can only go to Hokage's office honestly.

As a person who just crossed time, didn't even have a golden finger, and his life was in danger, he still had to visit Hokage and build a good relationship with the three generations of old men.

As soon as I walked to the door, I heard a loud 'bang bang' sound coming from inside, and there were some crying sounds.

"Three generations! Why, why do you want me to marry that trash?"

"You clearly know that I don't like this kind of person!"

"Why do you have to force me, why!"

"Asshole, bastard!"

Tsunade was wearing light green clothes, light yellow hair draped over his shoulders, his face was flushed, one side of his face was pressed against the seat, he held a sake jug in one hand, and smashed it with the other hand. table.

In her early twenties, she was in her youth, and she should have had a great time.

But I don't want to, the person I love and my younger brother have passed away, and my relatives are no longer there...

"Tsunade, why did you drink so much again? Get up and stop making trouble."

The three generations at this time were still relatively young, just over thirty years old.

But looking at the appearance of his apprentice Tsunade, he also had a little more sadness on his face, as if he had aged several years.

"I do not!"

Tsunade hammered the table again, looked at Sandai in a trance, and said with anger: "Why, I just want to ask why! Why is it so unfair!"

The third generation didn't speak, but just cleaned up the messy table.

Although he felt sorry for Tsunade, but at this moment, he couldn't say anything to comfort him.

This girl can only mess around like this when she is drunk.

Usually, for the sake of the overall situation, it is also good.

"This Tsunade, don't you like me that much?"

Uchiha Haiyan, who overheard all this outside, had a bitter face.

It seems that I really have a bad time.

"Is Haiyan outside?"

The third generation noticed Haiyan, and suddenly said: "If you come, you can come in."

"Hey, Sir Three Generations, you really have a good sense of smell..."

Uchiha Haiyan walked in and smiled obsequiously.

He sneaked a glance at Tsunade who was drunk, at this moment, Tsunade was still very pure and beautiful!
The waves on his chest are even more amazing!

In fact, being your own wife is not a loss!
"This trash, why did it come here?"

Tsunade's expression turned cold.

She wished she could beat this Uchiha Haiyan to death with one punch!

"I asked him to pick you up."

The Third Hokage rubbed his brows, looked at Uchiha Haiyan and said, "Haiyan, Tsunade is drunk again, take her back."

"Okay, I'll take her away!"

Uchiha Haiyan nodded.

Just as he was about to go up to pull Tsunade, Tsunade pushed him away, and said coldly: "Get out of the way! I can go by myself!"

Uchiha Haiyan looked embarrassed, and said to the third Hokage: "Master Hokage, then we will leave first."

"Ah."

Three Hokage nodded.

Uchiha Haiyan followed behind the wobbly Tsunade, not daring to speak.

I'm afraid, this woman is in a bad mood and beats him up!
His small body can't bear it!

"You! Come here!"

Tsunade suddenly turned his head and looked at Uchiha Haiyan with some tyranny.

Uchiha Haiyan shuddered suddenly and said, "Me?"

"Otherwise? There are others? Hurry up!" Tsunade said coldly, "Help me!"

"okay."

Uchiha Haiyan trotted over quickly and supported Tsunade by the arm.

Tsunade's soft body immediately leaned against Uchiha Haiyan's body.

In fact, Tsunade is not heavy, but her pair of giants are very heavy. While walking, they hit Uchiha Haiyan's chest, which made him a little bit uncontrollable!
"Wow, Haiyan! You kid, you actually came here! Do you think you can hide from Miss Meiqin by running here? Hurry up and die!"

A few boys from the Uchiha family trotted over and looked at Uchiha Haiyan fiercely.

The few of them are all followers of Uchiha Mikoto's little lolita. As soon as they heard that Mikoto was being bullied, they rushed over to avenge Mikoto!
"Nimma, you've even chased me here..."

Uchiha Haiyan suddenly felt a little bit pained.

Traveling through the world of Naruto is really troublesome, he can't even beat these kids!
I was about to bite the bullet and go up, but I heard Tsunade say coldly: "What is blocking the way? Get out!"

"Damn it! This is that irascible woman from the Senshou family!"

"This guy, so he was looking for a backer!"

"You boy, you can only rely on women for soft food! If you have the ability, come out and fight one-on-one?"

Those boys from the Uchiha family looked at Uchiha Haiyan very unhappily.

With Tsunade by his side, Uchiha Haiyan suddenly gained confidence, looked at those boys with disdain and said, "If you have the ability to come here, I will challenge you one-on-one! Do you dare to come?"

"you……"

Those few people looked at Uchiha Haiyan fiercely.

They are not afraid of this trash, but they are afraid of that strange girl Tsunade!

"Don't you guys have long ears? Why don't you get out?"

Tsunade said coldly again.

"Hmph! Haiyan, wait for you boy! If you are capable, you will rely on this woman to protect you for the rest of your life!"

"Yes! Don't let us take the chance to catch you!"

"You wait for labor and management! Let's go!"

The group of Uchiha little ghosts gritted their teeth and retreated in spite of the difficulties.

"thank you, wife……"

Uchiha Haiyan grinned.

Unexpectedly, Tsunade treated him very well!
At least, you can protect him!

"Don't call me my wife!"

Upon hearing this title, Tsunade became angry again, and said coldly, "Hurry up and take me back!"

"it is good……"

Uchiha Haiyan sighed inwardly, it turns out that Tsunade still despises him!

If I can make this Tsunade like me, it doesn't matter if I'm a waste, at least, I can survive in this chaotic world of Naruto!
You know, Tsunade's medical ninjutsu is the best in the world, so it's no problem to keep him alive...

The idea came out.

In Uchiha Haiyan's mind, a voice suddenly popped out.

"Ding! The top soft rice system is officially launched..."