My wife is Tsunade

After hearing these words, Sandai Hokage burst out laughing in embarrassment, then waved his hand and said hastily.

"The time you came back really surprised me. I thought that according to your speed, it would take at least half a month at the fastest. I didn't expect you to come back in less than a week. .”

"There were some problems on the road. Something was wrong with the caravan in the previous escort mission. I suspect that someone is secretly cheating."

Uchiha Haiyan waved his hand, and directly told the third Hokage the series of things that happened before.

However, it was obvious that standing in Hokage, he seemed to have already encountered this point, nodded thoughtfully at the moment, touched his chin and said.

"Do you think the businesswoman named Yasu is wrong?"

"Well, and she's pretty hostile to us."

Uchiha Haiyan nodded with certainty.

"For this point, I dare to pat my chest to make sure."

"hiss……"

The Third Hokage, on the other hand, took a deep breath, frowned tightly, forming a Sichuan shape, and muttered to himself thoughtfully.

"If it's like this, it's a little troublesome."

"Why do you say that?"

Uchiha Haiyan always felt that the Third Hokage should know something, so he immediately asked directly, regardless of the third Hokage's petty temper.

"I have actually checked a series of things about this woman named Yasu before. Facts have proved that she is constantly provoking and provoking among major countries, and it seems that she intends to provoke the relationship between various countries. But later, after things went wrong, she completely disappeared, and only recently reappeared."

Sandai Hokage looked at Uchiha Haiyan's direction and explained.

"..."

After Uchiha Haiyan heard Sandai Hokage's words, she was speechless for a while, and then she ground her teeth silently, wishing to slap the old guy in front of her to death.

"Since you know that Yasu's incident is weird, why did you send us there? Could it be that we are rushing to die? If I hadn't learned a trick of fox and tiger in a hurry, I'm afraid what you received now is our corpse !"

The more Uchiha Haiyan talked, the more angry she became, and the more she talked, the more irritable she became. She kept walking around in Sandai Hokage's office, and even slapped the table in front of her with a slap, making a dull bang.

"Young man, don't be so angry. I have a reason for doing this, and I have specifically told Kakashi before that you must not let you leave his sight, so there will be no problems."

Uchiha Haiyan, who was so irritable by the third Hokage, touched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment. After all, it was his fault to talk about this matter.

After two or three seconds, he was able to explain embarrassingly.

"Ha ha."

For this unintentional explanation, Uchiha Haiyan responded with a sneer.

"Okay, for the experience that you guys almost hovered on the verge of death this time, I personally reward you. How about doubling the reward?"

If Sandai Hokage Shinzhi doesn't solve this matter, I'm afraid Uchiha Haiyan will make moths from time to time. Although these moths have no effect on him, they are constantly buzzing around like mosquitoes. Shouting and annoying.

In order to allow his future life to continue as flatly as it is now, Sandai Hokage had to take a deep breath, and raised two fingers and said.

"No."

Uchiha Haiyan said firmly.

"Five times!"

"hiss……"

Hearing Uchiha Haiyan's cross-mouthed words, even the third generation of Hokage couldn't help but gasped.

"three times!"

"Five times!"

Uchiha Haiyan resolutely did not back down, and still insisted on not letting go.

"All right……"

Just like a tug-of-war, you say something and I say something, and after a full two or three minutes, Sandai Hokage sighed helplessly, nodded and said.

"Just take revenge according to what you said, and give you five times, so you forget about it, okay?"

"no problem!"

Uchiha Haiyan nodded and said that as long as you have the money in place, this end is not a problem.

"..."

Looking at Uchiha Haiyan's appearance, Sandai Hokage didn't know what to say.

After Sandai Hokage shook his head, he changed the subject seriously and continued.

"You said that some kind of weirdness appeared in a town not far from Muye Village. Could it be related to those weird synthetic creatures?"

"Correct."

When Uchiha Haiyan heard Sandai Hokage mentioning the serious business, she immediately restrained her playful smile, nodded vigorously, and said with certainty.

"It's because of this appearance that I feel something is wrong. You have to know that all the meat eaten by the people there is the meat of synthetic monsters."

After a pause, Uchiha Haiyan continued.

"If people eat that kind of thing, I'm afraid it will cause quite a reaction. After all, they are creatures synthesized through some kind of forbidden technique, and they don't originally exist."

"Um……"

After two seconds of contemplation, Sandai Hokage touched his chin thoughtfully, and said in a solemn tone.

"If this is the case, I'm afraid the humans living in that town are no longer humans."

"What do you mean?"

Uchiha Haiyan was stunned for a moment, looking in the direction of the Third Hokage with some confusion, her eyes were full of bewilderment and puzzlement.

"What does it mean that human beings are no longer human?"

"To put it simply, those synthetic monsters are actually artificially synthesized creatures, so his flesh is full of impurities, and I suspect that there should be some tricks in it."

The Third Hokage shook his head first, and then continued with a serious expression.

"I'm afraid those people have now become puppets. The puppets controlled by the black hand behind the scenes are just unable to show up in normal times, but when it's critical, those puppets are actually a surprise bomb and combat power!"

"If this is the case, if the man behind the scenes wants to launch an attack on Muye Village, wouldn't he have already taken the lead? This is not possible, it is troublesome."

Uchiha Haiyan reacted with a little thought. The cause and effect were also subconscious at the moment. She took a deep breath and said dumbfounded.