I'm really not a superman in Marvel

"Wait a minute, little friend!"

Hearing this voice, Lynch was slightly taken aback.

Because this sentence is in Chinese, there seems to be some strange ancient accents in it?

Such words appearing in this kind of place, naturally it can only be from the immortal clan of Da Luotian.

Lynch looked up at the place where the voice came from, and couldn't help guessing in his heart which fairy clan member came.

But in the next second, Lynch's speculation was ruthlessly ended.

He saw, in the misty sea of ​​clouds, a group of immortals with different shapes and strange appearances standing or sitting, floating towards him along with the clouds.

Good guy!
Lynch said in his heart that it was outrageous.

Looking at this posture, are all the immortals here?

What are you planning to do?
Looking at this scene, it seems that the visitor is not good?
Otherwise, if you just welcome friends to visit, do you need so many people?
I'm afraid it's not thinking that there are many people and strength, and when they climb up, the brothers will go shoulder to shoulder?
Thinking about it, Lynch narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his head and waited calmly for the arrival of the immortals.

After a few breaths, the immortals above the clouds had already stopped on Lynch's head.

Frowning, Lynch reluctantly recognized these fairy races one by one, and couldn't help but scold Marvel's editors and artists in his heart.

You must know that Mr. Liu, a famous performance artist in the previous life, once said that the adaptation is not nonsense, and jokes are not nonsense!

Don’t edit if you can’t adapt, don’t draw if you can’t draw!

Look at what these crooked melons and dates are?
The Jade Emperor at the head, in Lin Qi's impression, has always been a majestic and powerful emperor of heaven, but isn't this bearded man in blue-green armor with two tentacles sticking out of his head really here to make a joke?
He stood there without saying a word, and Lynch suddenly thought it was a green beetle that had become a sperm!

And next to him is the boss who is about the same status as the Jade Emperor in the Marvel universe Da Luotian-Shou Xing!

Didn't expect?

In Da Luo Tian, ​​besides the Jade Emperor, another priest is Shou Xing!

A small god with a low status in the Chinese mythology system!

It's okay to be different from the Chinese mythology, but Lynch really can't compliment the appearance of this birthday star.

This towering head door directly reminded Lynch of a doctor with a big head who was mutated by exposure to gamma serum!
The more Lynch looked, the more he felt the same, except that Dr. Gordon's skin was gamma green, and the heads of the two seemed to be carved out of the same mold!

Do Marvel editors think that a big head means a long lifespan?
Then there is this golden bird man with a small hammer in his hand, a beak and big wings, you say he is Lei Gong?

Good guy!
Do you really think I haven't read the list of gods?

This is obviously Lei Zhenzi, okay?
The armored man next to him riding a big tiger and holding a machete is Zhu Rong?

Good guy!
Let's wonder if there was no such advanced armor in Zhu Rong's era, right?

Can't we have a snack?
Besides, Zhu Rong is a god of fire in mythology!
Where is his fire?

What a birthday!
An imposing ancient god of fire, Marvel changed him into a tiger knight?

And this Nezha on the other side, it doesn't matter if he has three heads and six arms, why is his skin so miserable and his face so hideous?

This is obviously his mother's kappa, okay?
Nezha is a serious and beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth!

The most outrageous ones are Kui Xing and Yan Luo Wang!
As the god of literary luck, Kui Xing has shit-green skin, a head like a demon, and a turtle under his feet.

What, do you want to compete with Nezha for the status of Kappa?

If it wasn't for the brush in his hand, Lynch would really have thought that there was a monster among the fairy clan!

Besides, King Yama, in myths and legends, is the master of the underworld, the overlord of the three realms and six realms.

But who is this white-haired weirdo who is black as if he has been splashed with ink?
Are you Mr. Popo's brother in Dragon Ball?

……

Just as Lynch was suffering the mental shock from this group of strange fairy clans, these fairy clans were also looking at Lynch.

While observing Lynch, they discussed with each other.

After a long time, the Jade Emperor, the head of the immortals among the clouds, spoke first:

"Little friend, I don't know where you came from? Why did you kill me, the Great Luo Tianshen Bird?"

"I……"

Looking at the Jade Emperor who had a unique temperament and the two green tentacles on his head kept rising and falling with his voice, Lynch couldn't accept it.

This is not the mighty and domineering Jade Emperor who commands the Immortal Court in my impression!
Dog painter, give me back my mighty and domineering Jade Emperor!

"I'm from Earth Huaxia."

In the end, Lynch answered truthfully.

That's all, since they bear the same name, let's give the great gods of China a little face.

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor stroked his long black beard, and his two big eyes kept wandering around Lin Qi.

"How did you get here?"

"Accident."

Lynch curled his lips and lied casually.

"So you want to have a bite too?"

As he spoke, Lynch nudged the phoenix on the ground with his mouth nonchalantly.

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, probably because he didn't expect Lynch to be so arrogant.

It's fine to come to our fairy clan's territory to steal food, but you dare to say it in front of our fairy clan's people?

Do you really think that we are hidden from the world, so you don't take us seriously?

After a lot of thought, the Jade Emperor still didn't tear his face, but solemnly declared:
"No, the phoenix is ​​my divine bird, symbolizing the nobility and purity of this place, how can we eat it?"

Seeing that Lin Qi was unmoved, the Jade Emperor continued with a more serious tone:
"Please also respect the divine bird of Da Luotian. Everything in the world has spirits. Killing will cause unnecessary disasters."

"Ok?"

Hearing the threatening words of the Jade Emperor, Lynch immediately became unhappy.

What's the matter, I'm a wandering starry sky, I don't know how long I haven't eaten a bite of delicious food, and I won't let anything warm today?

Relying on your numbers, you have to stop me from eating today?
If the great gods and real immortals in Chinese mythology really come out, then that's fine, we just turn around and run away, never dragging our feet.

But just you crooked melons and cracked dates, how dare you make a fool of me in front of me?

Then touch it!

"What if I want to eat?"

Lin Qi stared at the Jade Emperor, his body rose rapidly, and he came in front of the immortals in an instant.

The Jade Emperor didn't speak, and retreated into the group of immortals expressionlessly.

Then, as if they had received the order from the Jade Emperor, everyone in the immortal clan prepared their own methods.

And Lynch glanced at it indifferently, just sitting and watching these immortals brewing a thunderous offensive.

He knew that although these immortal races looked bluffing, most of them were at most as strong as Thor.

Even the strongest among the immortals, the lord of the immortals, the Jade Emperor, although he is the same as Odin as the priest of the earth god, his strength is far inferior to Odin, who is one of the most powerful among the earth gods.

At this time, Lynch, who has half of the big super template, is not in the slightest even against Odin, who is not at his peak, so how can he be afraid of the Jade Emperor?

Seeing Lin Qiyun's calm and fearless appearance, several immortals looked at each other, and one of them flew out.

It was Lei Gong with a beak and wings, and a small hammer in one hand!
I saw him flapping his wings and swinging a small hammer, which caused wind and clouds to surge, lightning and thunder.

Holding the hammer, Lei Gong pointed at Lin Qi, and several thunderbolts fell from the sky and hit Lin Qi.

"Good guy!"

When Lynch saw this set of combos, it was as if he had seen a replica of Thor, and he was immediately amused.

It's just that this power doesn't seem to be as good as Thor?
Maybe the hammer is too small?
Lynch compared silently, stood still and did not move, still relying on the thunder empowerment.

"Huh? Don't hide? Still haven't reacted?"

Lei Gong found Lynch standing there motionless, feeling a little strange in his heart.

According to their fairy clan's observations before, this uninvited guest is not weak at all.

If not, why should they come together?

In the midst of uncertainty, Lei Gong opened his mouth slightly, looking at the safe and sound Lynch, lost in thought.

"Hello, all the immortals."

Lynch patted the ashes on his body with a calm expression.

"It's all here, let's go together, I'm in a hurry!"

Hearing this, all the immortals looked at the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor nodded slowly with a solemn expression.

After receiving the approval of the Jade Emperor, all the immortals began to show their magical powers.

The Mother of Lightning flew to Lei Gong's side with two balls of lightning in her hand, cooperated with him to call for wind and rain, and sent down lightning to strike Lynch;
Zhu Rong and Guan Yu each raised their weapons and slashed viciously at Lin Qi's head;
Nezha stepped on two yellow copper wheels, wrapped in a red scarf, and threw a collar at Lynch with one hand;

……

Facing the attacks of all kinds of immortals, Lynch opened his mouth leisurely, sucking in and spitting out!
A super hurricane mixed with spiritual power swept up in an instant, blowing the menacing immortals back to the sky in an instant.

What thunder and lightning, the knife slashed circles turned into clouds in the violent wind, and dissipated completely.

Lynch closed his mouth and sighed a little bored.

The strong one is so unpretentious and boring.

When the storm calmed down, Lynch took the time to look at the remaining two immortals on the cloud.

Neither of these two made a move just now, one is the Jade Emperor, and the other is the birthday star.

Compared with other fairy characters, these two are priest-level figures on the same level as Odin, and their strength is a level higher than other fairy characters.

At this time, the Jade Emperor's face sank like water, he lowered his head as if to discuss with the birthday star next to him, and then looked at Lin Qi.

His face changed rapidly, and he smiled slightly:

"Little friend, although the phoenix is ​​famous, its meat is not delicious. If you are willing to let it go, we have many delicacies that are more delicious than the phoenix for you to choose from."

"Oh?"

Lynch was a little surprised.

He didn't expect that the lord of the immortals would speak soft words before moving his hands. Could it be that he was overwhelmed by his domineering aura?
However, Lynch did not intend to let them go so easily.

Anyway, I was also beaten, so the medical expenses are not too much, right?

"Do you want to send me away after a meal?"

"The conditions are easy to talk about. As long as we sit down and talk, I believe everyone will be happy."

The Jade Emperor smiled.

Lynch pondered for a while, nodded and said:
"You said it, don't regret it!"

"of course."

The Jade Emperor smiled, and the two big green horns on his head shook up and down with his head, which was very funny.

……

A few days later, outside the palace of the Daluo Celestial Clan.

Lynch patted his stomach with satisfaction, looked at the Jade Emperor with a slightly appreciative look, and said:

"You didn't lie to me, Da Luotian's food is really delicious."

The Jade Emperor's mouth twitched, and a bitter smile appeared on his face.

"As long as you are satisfied..."

"Okay, I've eaten and drank enough, and I've got the things, so I won't bother you, and send me away quickly."

Lin Qi waved his hand, interrupting the Jade Emperor's complaints, with an expectant look on his face.

"Okay, if that's the case, then don't live here!"

The Jade Emperor was shocked, and quickly raised his hand as if afraid of Lin Qi's repentance.

A misty light shone on Lynch's body, and it was extremely dazzling in an instant.

When the light dissipated and the immortals went to look again, Lynch had already disappeared in place.

All of a sudden, the same thought flooded into the hearts of all the beings in the fairy clan.

"Thank goodness he's finally gone..."