In Hokage, my body has a mind of its own

"A little trouble, but it's sorted out."

"What kind of smell is this? It seems that something is burnt."

While speaking, Bai Ye's nose twitched, and the smell from outside the door caught his attention.

Hearing that, the wooden man's eyes suddenly locked, and then he slapped his forehead hard.

"It's broken, I'm grilling."

The wooden man ran out quickly, and the roast leg of lamb at the door was already charred.

Bai Ye went out with her, and the roast leg of lamb that had turned into charcoal in front of him really made him a little sick.

[The goddess looks very beautiful, but her cooking skills are a bit... I really can't eat it. 】

The wooden man slowly picked up the roast leg of lamb, which was comparable to briquettes, and a look of complaint instantly appeared on his beautiful face.

"It's all up to you, otherwise I can bake well, and now it's like this."

Yu Muqi said humbly, Bai Ye could only scratch his head in embarrassment.

"It's okay, as long as it's made by you, I love to eat it."

As he spoke, Bai Ye picked up the charred roast leg of lamb, with a look of happiness on his face.

[Don't, don't let that thing get close to me, my mouth is definitely not that thing, no... vomit, it's too bad. 】

Bai Ye chewed heavily, and the moment the roast meat entered his throat, he felt that his breathing had stopped.

"too delicious."

Seeing Bai Ye's forced smile, the wooden figure patted him on the shoulder.

"Eat more if it tastes good, don't leave even a piece of meat."

"By the way, you ate all my food, so you have to make some compensation. Tonight's food will be handed over to you."

After the voice fell, the wooden man walked towards the room.

After that, it took Bai Ye a long time to eat all of that roast leg of lamb.

This move also aroused the dissatisfaction of those guys in the body.

[Asshole, I can understand that you want to please the goddess

But don't use this mouth as a sacrifice, I will help you eat these things today, and I won't want to eat within three days. 】

[Yeah, my body will definitely feel very uncomfortable tonight, I'm afraid I'm doomed to sleepless. 】

These guys chattered at one another, but Bai Ye didn't pay attention to it all the time, he just sat on the stone platform in a daze, with a smile in his eyes all the time.

"Although it's a bit bitter, it seems to be a very happy thing to know what you do."

It was getting late, and after Bai Ye prepared a table of dishes for Yu Muren, he returned to Muye Village alone.

Speaking of which, during the daytime, he also cheated himself. It has been such a long time, if he doesn't go to see his colleague, the relationship between the two of them will not be able to get along.

At the entrance of the convenience store, Bai Xiaohei was dozing off, and only looked up when he saw Bai Ye approaching.

"Yo, you're finally back. It seems that you're in a good mood recently."

Bai Xiaohei's voice gradually echoed in Bai Ye's ears.

Facing the greeting from his old friend, Bai Ye smiled.

"Isn't it? I'll tell you later."

"Old man, help me find Master Zilaiya first."

Hearing this, Bai Xiaohei raised his paw and pointed in the direction of Nu Tangchi.

"That guy is over there. During the day, he was caught by Jiu Xinnai at the gate of the female soup pool, and he is now being interrogated."

As soon as these words came out, Bai Ye's emotions also became complicated.

In retrospect, if he hadn't possessed the secret skill of Flying Thunder God, his result would not have been much better.

The more he thought about it, the more Bai Ye felt a little sorry for himself.

After saying goodbye to Bai Xiaohei, he immediately rushed to the female soup pool.

Sure enough, Tsunade and Kushina were standing beside Jiraiya at this time. It seemed that the two women were exposing Jiraiya's voyeurism to the members of Yuchi.

[Hahaha, this lustful man has finally been punished, it's really cool. 】

【He really deserves it today. 】

The voice of the "body" lingered in Bai Ye's ears, making him feel a little speechless. Aren't they the same kind of people?

"Hey, Master Ziraiya, I am not an ungrateful person, I will help you today."

Between the words, Bai Ye made a gesture of Shen.

"cough cough"

After a while, there was a coughing sound behind Jiraiya and the three, and an elderly voice walked over slowly.

"Teacher Sarutobi"

"Three Generations of Naruto-sama"

Tsunade and Kushina shouted in unison, while Jiraiya carefully observed the pace of the third Hokage.

Zilai always felt that something was wrong with his teacher today.

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he looked at the Third Hokage again with deep meaning in his eyes.

Seeing this, Third Hokage was also slightly taken aback.

"Ahem, Tsunade, Kushina, what's wrong with Ziraiya."

Facing the teacher's question, Tsunade immediately responded: "That's right, Sarutobi-sensei, this guy is stubborn, and today he came to spy on lesbians again, and Kushina just happened to be here, so he caught one. "

"We're interrogating him, and this guy has an accomplice in hiding."

Hearing this, the old face of the Third Hokage blushed.

"Oh, so it's like this. You two are too cautious. I'll talk about Ziraiya later. By the way, I'll find him a girlfriend. He probably won't do this kind of thing in the future."

"Tsunade, you are not young, one of you is unmarried and the other is unmarried, and you grew up together, how about..."

As soon as these words came out, Tsunade's face blushed instantly, and on the other side, Jiraiya also praised the teacher very excitedly.

"Teacher, what are you talking about? I still have some things, and I will leave them to you."

Saying that, Tsunade blushed and ran away.

"Jiu Xinnai, why don't you leave? It's already so late, don't worry, I will teach Ziraiya a lesson."

Hearing Sandai Hokage's words, Kushina took the initiative to take a step forward, and then whispered a few words in his ear.

"Third Hokage-sama, please come to my house tomorrow."

Immediately, Kushina also walked away, and the other members saw that the third Hokage handled the matter personally, and left very wisely.

Now only three generations of Hokage and Jiraiya are left in the small courtyard of Nvyuchi.

Then, Sandai Hokage grabbed Jiraiya's wrist.

"Swish"

The figures of the two disappeared directly into the distance.

When they appeared again, the two came outside a small wooden house.

"White……"

Jiraiya only said half of what he said before being covered by the Third Hokage.

"Master Jiraiya, Yukito is in the room, so don't tell me what happened during the day because I'm helping you out."

"Nod if you agree, and I'll let go."

Hearing that, Jiraiya nodded lightly, and the hand on his mouth was gradually removed.

The costume of the third Hokage also faded at this moment, revealing Bai Ye's original appearance.