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After walking for another three days, Su Mu and Priest Simu arrived at the foot of the Taoist Temple of Simu.
"I don't know that Jiale is always boring at home. Will Master Yixiu come back soon?" Su Mu sighed suddenly.
"Jia Le practices every day, so he won't be bored! He should be up and practicing at this point, and he probably hasn't finished yet when we get back.
As for that monk!I miss him too, long time no see. "The four-eyed priest took the words and said.
Looking at the sky that was about to brighten, Su Mu thought about the situation in the original plot. I was really afraid that now that the four-eyed Taoist leader was blowing up, if he saw Jia Le who was still sleeping, he would directly beat him to death!
"Uncle, let's go up quickly! But why did you bring all the corpses you drove back to the dojo?" Su Mu changed the topic and asked, which was also where he was puzzled.
"Oh, you want to know this, these are unclaimed corpses that were rushed to the customer's hometown.
Now the war is raging, and some people say that if there is no one, it will be gone. I can’t deal with the corpses that were supposed to be sent over without being claimed by the owner, so I will bring them back and report them to the Maoshan ancestral land to deal with them! "Simu explained.
Normally, it was impossible for Su Mu to bring customers back. This time, he took the walking corpse all the way back to the Taoist Temple of Four Eyes. Su Mu was always puzzled. He was relieved after hearing Taoist Four Eyes' explanation.
"That's right. In the past few years, the imperial court seems to be coming to an end. Warlords have sprung up all over the place. The people are in dire straits, and there are a lot more monsters and ghosts!" Su Mu sighed.
"That's right, many of my customers can't complete business because of this reason!" Daoist Simu said deeply.
"..."
The two of them led the team to the wooden house of Taoist Simu while they were chatting, and the sky was also bright at this time.
"Jiale... Jiale!
Jiale! ! Seeing that Jia Le was not practicing in the yard, Priest Simu shouted a few times but no one answered.
Looking at the tightly closed door, Taoist Priest Four Eyes stepped forward, pierced two holes through the door of the house with both hands, and opened the door from the inside.
Of course, the door of the house is made of paper, and it will be repaired quickly.
Su Mu settled the walking corpse in the yard and watched the scene quietly.
Priest Simu opened the door and saw Jia Le was still sleeping in the room, and remembered what he said in front of Su Mu just now, his anger rose from his heart, and his evil came to his gallbladder.
"I asked you to watch the door, but you let me sleep here! You even made me lose face in front of Xiaomu! Hmph!"
After muttering a few words, he gently closed the door, took off his coat, picked up a pile of sticks and walked towards the yard, but just like the original plot, a stick fell and woke up Jia Le who was sleeping, and then lay on his stomach Peeking through the hole in the door.
Su Mu also watched with great interest.
I saw that the four-eyed Taoist priest distributed the wooden sticks to all the walking corpses, and urged them with a talisman in his hand. He cast the spell and said, "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited. The walking corpses have spirits, and the walking corpses have sex. Forget the ringing, just listen to it!" Hit, beat if you scream, oh, it's an order! Listen to my orders! Hurry up like a law!"
Looking at the walking corpse who was ready to hit someone, the Taoist Master with Four Eyes glanced at Su Mu and said, "Don't save that kid for a while! I'm going to let him have a long memory today!"
"Well, yes, Master! But you must not say those two words yourself! I think your spell is indiscriminate!" Su Mu kindly reminded.
"Yeah!" Daoist Simu hummed and led the team into the room.
In the room, Jia Le was pretending to be asleep, and Taoist Master Simu was holding a stick, but Jia Le knew what Taoist Simu had done just now, so he didn't dare to cry out, so he could only endure the pain.
"Oh! I tried so hard and you didn't call out!" Daoist Simu was still wondering why Jia Le didn't call out, and he didn't notice that the walking corpses had pointed their sticks at him.
Said that the four-eyed Taoist priest took another stick, Jia Le still stubbornly resisted shouting.
"Oops! Why don't you call Oops!
oops!oops!oops! ..."
The four-eyed Taoist priest who didn't know what he said was beaten up by the walking corpses. Su Mu shook his head and ran over and quickly covered his mouth, which made the walking corpses stop.
Jia Le stopped pretending to be asleep and ran over and said, "Xiao Mu, you are here! By the way, Master, you must not say those two words again, be careful to be beaten to death!"
"Which two words?" Daoist Simu did not give up on Jia Le.
"That's the one... I can't say it, hehe~ I can't say it." Jia Le reacted quickly and was not fooled, but he was still attacked by the four-eyed Taoist priest.
"Oops!" Jia Le still took a hit, but he reacted quickly and shut up quickly.
"Uncle Master, don't be angry, I'll take you to rest, and punish Jia Le to stop the walking corpses." Su Mu quickly smoothed things over, lest the four-eyed priest continue to teach Jia Le a lesson.
"Well, that's it." Said that the four-eyed priest went back to the bedroom with Su Mu's support, and Jia Le took a group of walking corpses to the morgue.
"No, I'm going to see Jia Le, I don't know if he can handle those walking corpses just now!" Daoist Simu said worriedly.
Just at this moment, Su Mu was offering incense to the Patriarch, and before he could react, the Taoist priest with four eyes walked out directly.
After Su Mu's ceremony was over, he rushed to the morgue.
"I don't know if Master is so heavy after his death! Sigh, Master is so mean, he must be sick until he is skinny." Su Mu heard such a sentence when he walked to the door.
"Jia Le! You are so good! Master loves you so much!" Su Mu walked into the room and saw the four-eyed priest saying these words with a ferocious face, rubbing Jia Le's face, and then dragged him to the One side, repeatedly ravaged.
Su Mu leaned on his forehead and sighed: "Hey! It's not that senior brother didn't save you, it's your life!"
After a short meeting, Jia Le was released and went to do breakfast after morning class with Su Mu.
"Master, brother. Come and have breakfast later." Jia Le shouted.
"Your senior brother will have breakfast when he comes here. How many times have you cooked for me in the past few years?" Daoist Simu said angrily.
"By the way, master, the master next door is back, and he brought an apprentice with him. I'll ask them to have breakfast together." Jia Le said happily.
"Hmph! I'll be right back when I come back! Why do you want me to greet him!" Daoist Four Eyes suddenly changed his face.
"No, Master, I just invited them to have a meal." Jia Le quickly explained.
Then he walked up to Su Mu and said in a low voice: "Brother, help me. My master and Master Yixiu miss each other when we don't see each other. When we meet, we will make a lot of noise. You need to help me later."
"Well, okay. Have you prepared your breakfast? Would you like me to help?" Su Mu agreed.
"That's all right, there's nothing to help. Hey, Master and the others are here!" Said Master Yixiu brought his apprentice Qingqing to the gate.
"Just say I'm not feeling well in a while!" Daoist Simu slammed the door shut and walked into the bedroom.
Su Mu shrugged his shoulders, but Jia Le had lost himself under the pomegranate skirt of Master Yixiu's female apprentice, and went up to meet her.
"Isn't your master back? Where's your master?" Master Yixiu asked after entering the door.
"He said he was not feeling well, but my senior brother Su Mu also came with my master." Jia Le said quickly, and glanced at Qing Qing.
"Master Yixiu, long time no see!" Su Mu came out of the house and saluted Yixiu.
"Fellow Daoist Su Mu, Taoist Priest Four Eyes is ill. Would you like me to go and have a look?" Master Yixiu asked with a salute.
"No need, my master can take care of himself. Let's eat first!" Before Su Mu could answer, Jia Le spoke first.
"Alright!" Master Yixiu nodded.
"Don't wait for me to eat!" Daoist Four Eyes suddenly opened the door again and shouted.
Then Jia Le took Su Mu and Qing Qing to the kitchen, and the four-eyed Taoist priest and Master Yixiu had the same funny scene of falling in love and killing each other as in the original plot.
"I don't know that Jiale is always boring at home. Will Master Yixiu come back soon?" Su Mu sighed suddenly.
"Jia Le practices every day, so he won't be bored! He should be up and practicing at this point, and he probably hasn't finished yet when we get back.
As for that monk!I miss him too, long time no see. "The four-eyed priest took the words and said.
Looking at the sky that was about to brighten, Su Mu thought about the situation in the original plot. I was really afraid that now that the four-eyed Taoist leader was blowing up, if he saw Jia Le who was still sleeping, he would directly beat him to death!
"Uncle, let's go up quickly! But why did you bring all the corpses you drove back to the dojo?" Su Mu changed the topic and asked, which was also where he was puzzled.
"Oh, you want to know this, these are unclaimed corpses that were rushed to the customer's hometown.
Now the war is raging, and some people say that if there is no one, it will be gone. I can’t deal with the corpses that were supposed to be sent over without being claimed by the owner, so I will bring them back and report them to the Maoshan ancestral land to deal with them! "Simu explained.
Normally, it was impossible for Su Mu to bring customers back. This time, he took the walking corpse all the way back to the Taoist Temple of Four Eyes. Su Mu was always puzzled. He was relieved after hearing Taoist Four Eyes' explanation.
"That's right. In the past few years, the imperial court seems to be coming to an end. Warlords have sprung up all over the place. The people are in dire straits, and there are a lot more monsters and ghosts!" Su Mu sighed.
"That's right, many of my customers can't complete business because of this reason!" Daoist Simu said deeply.
"..."
The two of them led the team to the wooden house of Taoist Simu while they were chatting, and the sky was also bright at this time.
"Jiale... Jiale!
Jiale! ! Seeing that Jia Le was not practicing in the yard, Priest Simu shouted a few times but no one answered.
Looking at the tightly closed door, Taoist Priest Four Eyes stepped forward, pierced two holes through the door of the house with both hands, and opened the door from the inside.
Of course, the door of the house is made of paper, and it will be repaired quickly.
Su Mu settled the walking corpse in the yard and watched the scene quietly.
Priest Simu opened the door and saw Jia Le was still sleeping in the room, and remembered what he said in front of Su Mu just now, his anger rose from his heart, and his evil came to his gallbladder.
"I asked you to watch the door, but you let me sleep here! You even made me lose face in front of Xiaomu! Hmph!"
After muttering a few words, he gently closed the door, took off his coat, picked up a pile of sticks and walked towards the yard, but just like the original plot, a stick fell and woke up Jia Le who was sleeping, and then lay on his stomach Peeking through the hole in the door.
Su Mu also watched with great interest.
I saw that the four-eyed Taoist priest distributed the wooden sticks to all the walking corpses, and urged them with a talisman in his hand. He cast the spell and said, "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited. The walking corpses have spirits, and the walking corpses have sex. Forget the ringing, just listen to it!" Hit, beat if you scream, oh, it's an order! Listen to my orders! Hurry up like a law!"
Looking at the walking corpse who was ready to hit someone, the Taoist Master with Four Eyes glanced at Su Mu and said, "Don't save that kid for a while! I'm going to let him have a long memory today!"
"Well, yes, Master! But you must not say those two words yourself! I think your spell is indiscriminate!" Su Mu kindly reminded.
"Yeah!" Daoist Simu hummed and led the team into the room.
In the room, Jia Le was pretending to be asleep, and Taoist Master Simu was holding a stick, but Jia Le knew what Taoist Simu had done just now, so he didn't dare to cry out, so he could only endure the pain.
"Oh! I tried so hard and you didn't call out!" Daoist Simu was still wondering why Jia Le didn't call out, and he didn't notice that the walking corpses had pointed their sticks at him.
Said that the four-eyed Taoist priest took another stick, Jia Le still stubbornly resisted shouting.
"Oops! Why don't you call Oops!
oops!oops!oops! ..."
The four-eyed Taoist priest who didn't know what he said was beaten up by the walking corpses. Su Mu shook his head and ran over and quickly covered his mouth, which made the walking corpses stop.
Jia Le stopped pretending to be asleep and ran over and said, "Xiao Mu, you are here! By the way, Master, you must not say those two words again, be careful to be beaten to death!"
"Which two words?" Daoist Simu did not give up on Jia Le.
"That's the one... I can't say it, hehe~ I can't say it." Jia Le reacted quickly and was not fooled, but he was still attacked by the four-eyed Taoist priest.
"Oops!" Jia Le still took a hit, but he reacted quickly and shut up quickly.
"Uncle Master, don't be angry, I'll take you to rest, and punish Jia Le to stop the walking corpses." Su Mu quickly smoothed things over, lest the four-eyed priest continue to teach Jia Le a lesson.
"Well, that's it." Said that the four-eyed priest went back to the bedroom with Su Mu's support, and Jia Le took a group of walking corpses to the morgue.
"No, I'm going to see Jia Le, I don't know if he can handle those walking corpses just now!" Daoist Simu said worriedly.
Just at this moment, Su Mu was offering incense to the Patriarch, and before he could react, the Taoist priest with four eyes walked out directly.
After Su Mu's ceremony was over, he rushed to the morgue.
"I don't know if Master is so heavy after his death! Sigh, Master is so mean, he must be sick until he is skinny." Su Mu heard such a sentence when he walked to the door.
"Jia Le! You are so good! Master loves you so much!" Su Mu walked into the room and saw the four-eyed priest saying these words with a ferocious face, rubbing Jia Le's face, and then dragged him to the One side, repeatedly ravaged.
Su Mu leaned on his forehead and sighed: "Hey! It's not that senior brother didn't save you, it's your life!"
After a short meeting, Jia Le was released and went to do breakfast after morning class with Su Mu.
"Master, brother. Come and have breakfast later." Jia Le shouted.
"Your senior brother will have breakfast when he comes here. How many times have you cooked for me in the past few years?" Daoist Simu said angrily.
"By the way, master, the master next door is back, and he brought an apprentice with him. I'll ask them to have breakfast together." Jia Le said happily.
"Hmph! I'll be right back when I come back! Why do you want me to greet him!" Daoist Four Eyes suddenly changed his face.
"No, Master, I just invited them to have a meal." Jia Le quickly explained.
Then he walked up to Su Mu and said in a low voice: "Brother, help me. My master and Master Yixiu miss each other when we don't see each other. When we meet, we will make a lot of noise. You need to help me later."
"Well, okay. Have you prepared your breakfast? Would you like me to help?" Su Mu agreed.
"That's all right, there's nothing to help. Hey, Master and the others are here!" Said Master Yixiu brought his apprentice Qingqing to the gate.
"Just say I'm not feeling well in a while!" Daoist Simu slammed the door shut and walked into the bedroom.
Su Mu shrugged his shoulders, but Jia Le had lost himself under the pomegranate skirt of Master Yixiu's female apprentice, and went up to meet her.
"Isn't your master back? Where's your master?" Master Yixiu asked after entering the door.
"He said he was not feeling well, but my senior brother Su Mu also came with my master." Jia Le said quickly, and glanced at Qing Qing.
"Master Yixiu, long time no see!" Su Mu came out of the house and saluted Yixiu.
"Fellow Daoist Su Mu, Taoist Priest Four Eyes is ill. Would you like me to go and have a look?" Master Yixiu asked with a salute.
"No need, my master can take care of himself. Let's eat first!" Before Su Mu could answer, Jia Le spoke first.
"Alright!" Master Yixiu nodded.
"Don't wait for me to eat!" Daoist Four Eyes suddenly opened the door again and shouted.
Then Jia Le took Su Mu and Qing Qing to the kitchen, and the four-eyed Taoist priest and Master Yixiu had the same funny scene of falling in love and killing each other as in the original plot.
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