I cultivated to become a fairy in the world of pirates

"Brother, look, what is that?"

"Damn it... Tornado!"

"Ah!!! Brother, what should I do..."

"How do I know! Find out if there is a place to hide!"

……

A big ship sailed smoothly, and the weather was sunny and sunny, so the lookouts had nothing to do, crossed their legs, and cursed the fierce sun.

"Hey, Ergou, look, what is that!" A fat crewman pointed to a huge oak barrel floating on the sea not far away.

"Huh? It doesn't look small, it can't be a bar!" Next to the fat crew, the thin Ergou looked at the big bucket with bright eyes.

"Hey, it seems that the two of us brothers can eat meat today. Even if we hand it in, let's drink some secretly first..." The two of them groaned and worked hard to salvage the huge wooden barrel onto the boat.The heavy wooden barrel made the two of them very excited, and they were even more sure that they had found a treasure!
However, before they could open the barrel, the barrel rolled under the warehouse. The two chased after them, and when they arrived at the warehouse, they were about to open the barrel with a knife. Unexpectedly, the barrel exploded by itself!I saw two groups of things jumping out of it, and they were flying and yelling. They were so startled that they collapsed to the ground, trembling.

"Damn it, big brother is not kind, you are farting in such a small space!"

"No, I'm not, don't talk nonsense," Lin Feng skillfully denied three times, "I don't know who stretched his stinky feet in front of me?"

"It's my fault that my body is too flexible, isn't that what rubber is like, huh? Brother, your posture is also very difficult, is your body also very soft? Let me try..."

"Hey! Let go, my arm is about to break! Hurry up! Nima!"

Seeing the two people twisted into a ball as soon as they jumped out, Brother Ergou was stunned.Under what circumstances, a monkey will pop out of the rock, and two funny comparisons will pop out of the wine barrel?Are you invited by monkeys?
Only now did Lin Feng realize that there were two pirates on the ground, looking at them like idiots, so he stopped playing around.

"Ahem, Lu Fei, I've told you a few times, keep a low profile, you stay inside well, why do you come out to scare people? This is wrong, it seems to scare those two people out of their wits." Lin Feng solemnly Said.

"Ah? Really? Sorry, I will keep a low profile next time." Lu Fei nodded seriously, looking at the two people on the ground together.

"You are fools, give me back my wine!"

Ergou felt despised by the two idiots, so he rose up in anger and attacked with his sword. Seeing this, the fat pirate also rushed forward with his sword.Lin Feng was startled, he used his bare hands, how can he fight, is it necessary to use 100% empty hand to catch the sword?

However, before Lin Feng was shocked, he stretched out two fists calmly, one punch at a time, and knocked them away.

"Brother, are these two funny comparisons here to be funny?" Lu Fei looked at Lin Feng suspiciously.

Lin Feng quickly pretended to be calm, "Luffy, don't hit them anymore, aren't you hungry, let's find something to eat quickly."

The two were looking for food in the warehouse, and just after eating half full, they heard a loud noise, and something broke through the wall and hit them in front of them.Before Lin Feng and the others could see clearly what was on the ground, a hoarse and rough voice came.

"Keby, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Lin Feng was stunned when he heard this.Could this be that woman's territory?That's right, in the original book, Luffy made his debut here. I just met him before I came on the stage.It doesn't seem to have much effect on the plot line.He wasn't worried about any danger, this woman was no match for his younger brother's punch.

"The world... the most beautiful... in the world... is..."

A weak and cowardly voice came, and the figure on the ground stood up tremblingly, bowing obediently to the huge body outside the hole in the wall.This is a thin and small boy, about the same size as Luffy, but his body is too thin, he looks like a ten-year-old child, and at this time his body is covered with cuts and bruises, looking miserable.

"Hey, that bitch, what are you talking about?"

Before Lin Feng could speak, Lu Fei said with a cold face, his serious expression seemed to be suppressing the overwhelming anger.

Domineering, this is the domineering of the future One Piece, let out a roar when you see injustice!Lin Feng thought of the domineering and strong self-confidence that Luffy showed here in the original book, and he couldn't help but look forward to it, ahem, my little brother is really good, it seems that he will be able to eat spicy food in the future, hehe.

The people around were also petrified.sky!This lifeless guy dares to talk like this, doesn't he know how terrifying Alrita is when he gets angry?Don't you know how to talk less and listen more when you go out?Don't you know the reason why you don't tell the truth when you see it through?It doesn't matter if you seek death yourself, don't drag us into the water!
At this time, not only the ugly woman, but also the pirates around, including the bruised figure, glared at Luffy.

Luffy didn't have much self-consciousness, and turned to look at the thin figure: "Hey, that guy, do you know that fat and ugly old woman?"

"..."

Most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, the thin boy who had just stood up was trembling, his teeth were chattering, and he couldn't speak a word.The pirates around had already hid behind the nearby bunkers, and if they couldn't find a place, they just lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead.

"What did you say? Who is that fat, ugly, old woman?!"

Alrita was extremely angry at this moment, as if a storm gathered in her body, and the air around her became heavy.Lin Feng looked like he was watching a play, here he comes, the opening of this classic is here, Luffy became famous with one punch, and the famous scene of harvesting a little fanboy is here.

"The ugly woman is you, my elder brother said, and my elder brother said that you should not come out to scare people. It is not your fault to be ugly. It is your fault to come out to scare people. Let's see how it scares everyone. My elder brother I must be very angry, and I might beat you up." Luffy said, pointing innocently at Lin Feng who was hiding in the corner watching the show.

Uh, what's the situation, I just want to watch a show, why are everyone looking at me, how to fight and how to fight.Turning around and seeing Luffy's innocent finger, he immediately understood.

Fuck!What a way to bring disaster to the east!Who said that Luffy came from a fool who only knows how to eat meat? !
"Ahem, what are you looking at me for, you go on, don't worry about me, hehe..."

Seeing Alrita's almost spherical body, her extremely angry and ferocious expression, and the mace thicker than his thigh, the sharp fangs were shining coldly, Lin Feng secretly wiped off his cold sweat, it seemed that it was not good Fooled.

"Ahem, well, people, you need to be self-aware, take care of yourself when you have nothing to do, there is no need to keep asking others, Kebi, I think what you said is very reasonable, very practical, very insightful, very correct……"

Lin Feng rolled his eyes and said calmly.Then he looked at Kebi who was almost fainted from fright.

How bitter Kebi was in his heart, only he knew.I was questioned by Alrita just now, and I didn't answer quickly enough, so I was repaired and flew here. If it weren't for the setting of One Piece, it would be so hard to kill people, I would have hung up already, okay? Even so, I I was also covered in bruises, trembling and couldn't even complete a sentence, why did you say that I said such a long paragraph?Boss, you guys are amazing, you play, don't take me with you!
At this moment, Alrita was out of anger, staring at Kebi, never expecting that this cowardly and useless little thing dared to say that about me. Is it because my beauty is not enough to kill fish and wild goose? Or is it because my body is not enough? Overwhelming country and city?If you don't give me some color to see, you don't know how powerful I am, Captain Alrita!

"You, everyone, give, me, go, die!"

Alrita raised her mace and slammed it hard at Kebi!What people hate the most is people who they despise as slaves but betray themselves. Therefore, what she wants to kill most is Kebi, not the two outsiders, Luffy and Lin Feng.

Lin Feng was startled when he saw this. Seeing this power, not only could he kill Keby with one stick, but he could also maim himself who was not far from Keby.It's very bad, it flashes in an instant, and it's the best plan to go!