Naruto: Otsuki Ichiraku's Iris Cultivation Restaurant

Walking on the streets of Konoha, Xiaonan saw the busy figures of the villagers and the smiles on their faces.

This is something I couldn't see in Yuyin Village.

There is no perennial rain, the sun is shining on the earth, it seems that even the haze in Xiaonan's heart has been partially dispelled.

Xiao Nan felt that this kind of life seemed to be good.

[boom]

The sudden explosion broke the silence, and Xiao Nan turned his head to look.

I saw a huge strange white creature standing outside the village, which was erupting with dazzling light, and a terrifying explosion swept around.Even though it was far away, there was a wave of heat coming.

Xiaonan: Although I have never seen it before, I am very familiar with it.

After a while, a large pure white bird flew out from the center of the explosion with a yellow-haired figure on its back.It flew over Xiaonan's head, and flew straight towards the Yile Restaurant next to the Hokage Building at the end of the street.

Deidara!
I said, isn't this guy dead? Why did Konoha come here, and he seems to be doing well.

Xiao Nan hurriedly jumped onto the roof, jumped between the houses, and rushed to Yile restaurant at full speed, she wanted to ask Li Yile for clarification.

"Tu Dun·Tu Liubi!"

Suddenly a wall with a dog's head rose from the ground, Xiao Nan couldn't brake in time, and had a close contact with the dog's head.

[Snapped]

If the earth flow wall wasn't hard enough, Xiao Nan would be embedded in it and couldn't be pulled off.

"Outer village ninjas, Konoha doesn't allow ninjas to walk on the roof."

Kakashi with silver hair is now above the earth flow wall, looking down at Xiaonan from a high position.

This spy is too stupid, looking for information and jumping on the roof, afraid that I can't see you?
He doesn't wear a forehead protector, but he has impressive ninja strength.

Do you think you are Uncle Yile?

A spy must be a spy!

Kakashi was always ready to accept the AS-level mission that came to him.

"Ouch", Xiao Nan rubbed his nose and said angrily, "Didn't someone fly over just now, why didn't you stop him?"

When Kakashi heard this, he gave Konan a contemptuous look, "Can you be the same as him? Didara is the leader of my Anbu's demolition team, and I still have this privilege."

In non-emergency situations, only Anbe can walk on the roof of Konoha.Didara used to fly, so it can be considered as being on the roof.

There was another word that Kakashi didn't say.Didara is a celebrity brought back by Uncle Yile, who are you?

"Catch it with your hands free, and you can suffer less."

The jumping Thunder Chakra gathered in Kakashi's hands.

Resist, the more you resist, the more excited I am!

If you destroy a little more streets, my S-rank mission resume will be +1.

Under the mask, Kakashi smiled like the Crooked Mouth Dragon King.

There is no way, the body of a boy who has been raised for so many years is really awesome.As soon as Uchiha Lin got married, she hit the ground, and Master Tsunade personally tested: twins.

My Hatake family has a queen!
I, Hatake Kakashi, will also be a person with both sons and daughters.

So... earn more money to feed the children, and don't let the children lose at the starting line.Even if you don't eat it yourself, you still have to feed your children to a restaurant every day.

"But, I was brought back by Teacher Jiraiya, can you take me to meet him first?"

Kakashi smiled.

Poor acting skills, and daring to pretend to be a Sannin disciple, a proper S rank.

"Die, look at me, Lei Dun Leiqie!"

"Don't! Don't! I'm really not a spy~"

Seeing that Xiaonan didn't resist, Kakashi just knocked her out and took her to the torture department.

"Hi~"

The back of my head hurts so much I really want to scratch it.

Only then did Xiao Nan realize that he was locked up, not to mention scratching the back of his head, only his eyelids could move now.

"How about it, Shu, you are the first person to experience this torture device."

Morino Ibiki, who had a horrible scar on his face, squatted on the ground and looked at Xiao Nan.

(*)
the devil!Who designed this instrument of torture?

Right wrist and left ankle are locked together, then left wrist and right ankle are locked together from behind.

The whole person squatted on the ground in a very strange posture, with a big ball stuffed in his mouth, unable to speak at all, and kept drooling.

Jiraiya Sansai, where are you, come and save me!
"Quickly tell me, don't force me to torture you. I'm afraid that this cute little face will have the same scars as mine."

∑(;°Д°)
Help!
On the other hand, Jilai, who had just finished the Jonin Conference, was also planning to go to the residence he had arranged for Xiaonan. By the way, he invited her to a welcome party at Yile Restaurant, and met Kakashi on the way.

"Kakashi, come to Yile Restaurant tonight, and I will introduce you to your uncle."

"it is good!"

After all, they are all members of the Hokage family, and they were personally invited by the master. No matter how busy they are, they still have to give some face.

However, Kakashi reacted quickly.

"Master Ziraiya, which uncle?"

Strange, is there anyone in our department that I don't know?
"Hey, you Uncle Xiaonan, you just returned to the village today."

"Is it the one with blue-purple hair?"

Kakashi faintly felt that something bad was going to happen!
"Yeah, have you seen it?"

"I haven't seen it."

Kakashi ran away instantly.

Damn, it's really a master, I hope Morino Ibiki hasn't used the torture yet, there is still room for relaxation.

In desperation, Kakashi opened Kamui Sharingan, and ran to the torture department in no time.

Then I saw my uncle twisted like a twist, with saliva all over the place.

It is a bit overestimated to describe the whole person as devastated.

Morinoi Hibiki held a red-hot soldering iron engraved with the word "Slave" and was about to press it on Xiaonan's face.

"Stop! Soldering iron (old iron) keep people!"

after a little while.

Xiaonan who was rescued lay on the ground crying pear blossoms and rain.Thinking back on what happened to me in the past few days, I suddenly felt that it was not impossible to return to Yuyin Village to be an angel.

"Kakashi, tell me, who designed this perverted instrument of torture?"

Since he was one of his own, and he owed it first, Kakashi naturally told the truth: "The restraint instrument was designed by Scorpio from the equipment department, and the soldering iron was designed by Uncle Ichiraku."

scorpion?
Xiao Nan was about to pass out as soon as he rolled his eyes.

Can you still be tricked by your own people twice in one day?

As for Uncle Ichile that Kakashi was talking about, Konan didn't know him, but he must be an ugly and perverted uncle.

Is that kind of soldering iron something that humans can do?
Is Konoha really a normal person?

No, there is still one, the handsome guy who came to look for me with Mr. Jiraiya that day.

At this time, Xiao Nan didn't know that the "slave" soldering iron that was almost imprinted on her face was invented by the handsome guy in her eyes.

At the welcome ceremony in the evening, Zilai also grandly introduced Boss Yile to Xiaonan.

"Xiao Nan, let me introduce you. This is the boss of Yile. If it weren't for him, I would not have been able to bring you back before."

Xiaonan:? ? ?
Is there really no normal person in Konoha?
I'm too south (difficult)!