Naruto: Otsuki Ichiraku's Iris Cultivation Restaurant

"Do you know who the three of you are?"

Regarding this question, Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru in front of Li Yile shook their heads in unison.

"slacker student!"

"A scumbag through and through!"

The dignified Sannin doesn't even have a single person who knows how to perform immortal arts. It's a joke to say it.

"Laugh? Orochimaru, why do you still have the face to smile!"

Orochimaru stopped subconsciously tilting his mouth.

I didn't laugh!

Just want to stick out my tongue and lick it around.

Dry mouth.

Compared with Jiraiya and Orochimaru, the newcomer Tsunade has less awe of Li Yile, so he couldn't help retorting:
"Boss Yile, we're actually doing okay."

"Where can I go?" Li Yile looked directly at Tsunade's gully, "Pornography, gambling and drugs?"

"So, I am Huang, hahahaha!"

Zilai also suddenly touched his head and laughed, thinking that pornography, gambling and drugs are quite appropriate.

The remaining three just stared dumbfoundedly at Ji Laiye, Li Yile slapped Zi Laiye on the face and drove him out of the restaurant.

"I'm not praising you!"

After a while, Jilai also got up by himself, went into the dining room and sat obediently.

The face is still a little swollen.

"Tell me about you, you have signed the psychic contract of the Three Holy Lands, and there is not a single one who knows the magic of immortality."

Hearing this, Orochimaru and Tsunade lowered their heads.

Zilai also held his head straight like a top student, "Boss Yile, I know how to perform this fairy art!"

"I am Immortal Toad!"

Li Yile had no expression on his face, "Entering the Immortal Mode requires two Immortal Assistants, what do you call Immortal Mode?"

"Hey", Zilai also showed his white teeth, and smiled charmingly, "Now, I can condense the magic chakra by myself!"

(OO)
Orochimaru and Tsunade looked shocked, did Jiraiya leave us far behind?
"Pfft~"

Li Yile couldn't help laughing.

How can I not know about your half-baked fairy art?
"Come on, show us a show."

"Alright!"

After speaking, Jiraiya sat on the ground, put his hands together, and closed his eyes.

1 minute 2 minutes. 5 minutes later.

Jiraiya finally opened his eyes.

Immortal facial makeup and some toad forms appeared on Jiraiya, marking the success of the immortal mode.

"How about it! I'm so handsome!"

silent
Jiraiya's Immortal mode does not really match the word handsome, and 5 minutes of being still is enough for the opponent to kill you several times.

"Humility makes people progress, but pride makes people lag behind! You two must not learn from him," Li Yile pointed to Jiraiya, and preached to Tsunade and Dashemaru.



I am wronged, I am obviously good at fairy arts.

"Psychic Three Holy Land Family Barrel Technique!"

Li Yile channeled toads, snakes, and slugs all at once.

"Fukasaku! Shima!"

Ji Lai also recognized the identities of the two toads immediately, but...however, he looked much younger.

You must know that the Fukasaku Shima Immortals of Mt. Myogi are all old men and old women. Now I can see them when they were young, and I also think it is quite novel.

He even stretched out his hands to play with two toads, pulling their legs for a while, and pressing their stomachs for a while.

"Boss Yile, where did you find two little toads that look exactly like Immortal Fukasaku Shima from Mt. Miaomu!"

Ji Lai was also as excited as a child with a height of 1.9 meters.

"Have you ever thought that Boss Ikle's toad might have other uses?" Tsunade said to Jiraiya with a wicked look.

Fool!

What can a cook do with toads when they are on the menu?
"You mean... this is the ingredient?"

Tsunade gave him a blank look, "It's not too stupid."

"vomit~"

Zilai also suddenly felt his stomach churning, he had eaten too many toads these years!It's fine if you don't know, how can this toad look the same as Immortal Fukasaku Shima!

Li Yile patted Zilai on the back, and said: "It's not bad for these two. I'll make it for you later, so I'll treat you as a treat."

"vomit~"

Jiraiya kept throwing up, his face turned blue, and then he looked at Dashemaru suspiciously.

"Aren't you panicking?"

A three-headed snake has three human heads!Moreover, one can tell at a glance that it must have something to do with the high-level officials of Longdi Cave.

"No, I can't wait to eat them."

Orochimaru has hatred for Sanshin Ji.

I have never been allowed to learn fairy arts.

Eat your flesh, eat your blood, is there a problem?
"You cow!"

Jiraiya gave Orochimaru a thumbs up.

"These psychic beasts will be borrowed from you to study. Tsunade, don't kill the slugs. You will lose money."

Jiraiya and Orochimaru are rich, and Toad and Three-Headed Snake are cheap, only 50 taels.

Slugs are different, one hundred million taels!Tsunade is still a poor ghost.
"Also, your culture of pornography, gambling and drugs must be changed."

Orochimaru returned to the village with the third and fourth supervisors, so he couldn't do anything bad.

Only Tsunade and Jiraiya are left.

"Jiraiya, I'll give you an illusion. From now on, all the women you see will be like flowers."

"flowery?"

Like a flower!

"Okay, boss Yile, hurry up."

Zilai also has some expectations.

The golden light in the eyes of reincarnation flickered away, and the illusion was completed.

"Try the effect."

Jiraiya looked at Tsunade beside him.

"vomit~"

With a big face and stubble all over his face, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a big man.

"you wanna die!"

Tsunade sent Jiraiya flying with a strange punch.

If you dare to watch my old lady vomit, you'll be lucky if you don't get killed.

∑(O_O;)
"That...he was under the illusion of me, it's not that you are ugly."

Tsunade:.
I know, I just can't bear it.

"Leave him alone, what about me, how does Boss Yile plan to make me quit gambling?"

You are better than Zilai.

Li Yile pulled out a hair.

"Ninja Reincarnation of Dirty Earth!"

The smoke and dust dissipated, and the second generation of white hair appeared in Qianshoubeijian.

"Second grandpa!"

Tsunade was very excited to see Second Grandpa again, but she soon understood.

"You want Second Grandpa to monitor me every day?"

"Yup!"

If you want to ask Konoha who can control Tsunade, then there is only the second generation who has passed away.

Tsunade's eyebrows twitched wildly, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Thousand Hands, your granddaughter always goes to gamble, you have to take care of him!"

"Don't worry, Boss Yile. I will do it if you don't say so!"

Senju Banma cast a dangerous gaze on Tsunade.

There is a posture that if you dare to gamble, I will break your legs.

Then Tomama left with Tsunade, after all, we still had to catch up on the old days.

Orochimaru was immediately driven away by Li Yile, and there was no need to find a way to discipline him anyway, the third generation's iron fist of love is still strong.

After seeing the three of them off, Li Yile couldn't help shaking his head.

Hey.

It's the worst class I've ever had.