Naruto: Otsuki Ichiraku's Iris Cultivation Restaurant

"Stop holding it here, it makes me uncomfortable."

"Yes!" ×2
Tao Shi and Pu Shi obediently bowed to Li Yile, and then stood up straight, but their heads were still bowed.

Li Yile: "."

I heard that these two people are cruel, why are they so docile like little sheep?
"Let's not talk about you guys, sit down, I'll cook something for you to eat, it's not easy to come all the way."

Big tube wooden peach pose: "!!!"

Datong Mupu style: "!!!"

"How can you do this, my lord, let's do it."

"You guys know how to cook?"

"Should it be?"

Isn't cooking just to absorb a little chakra, knead it into a elixir, and then swallow it?

"I can tell by the looks of you that you can't, just stay here at the table."

"Yes!" ×2
The adults won't let us leave the range of the table, so let's stand by the table.

Li Yile finished cooking, and when he came out, he saw two people holding the table upright like wooden stakes.

Why, my table is about to be crushed by you!

"Not everyone likes your set of rules."

Peach style: "!!!"

Pu Shi: "!!!"

Which detail did we fail to do, have we been picked on by [God]?

It's over, it's over, if you don't make up, you will die!
[God] wants me to die, I have to die.

The two trembled and knelt down on the ground, wanting to kiss Li Yile's shoe toe.

Li Yile: "???"

What should I do if I suddenly lose my appetite?
One kick at a time, Li Yile kicked them onto the seats.

"Here, take it and eat it, I'm going out to bask in the sun."

It wasn't until they heard a [creak] sound that they were sure that [God] had really gone out.

Raising their heads and looking at the food in front of them, the two gasped.

I, Nima, deserve to be [God], my realm is high.

I thought it was some high-quality chakradan, but I didn't expect it to be an ordinary, unremarkable meal.

Chakra is pitiful.

In normal times, the two would definitely not eat it, because they would feel that their bodies were polluted, but this was made by [God] himself!

That is the recognition of us, the love for us!

With the determination to see death as home, Taoshi grabbed a piece of toad meat and ate it.

I have never used chopsticks in my life.

Um~
The taste of this Q-bomb, the spicy taste, why is it so delicious!

Pu Shi was also impressed by the soup of the three-headed snake soup.

As expected of [God], even ordinary meals are so delicious.

After wolfing it down, the two ate all the meals Li Yile cooked.

[噗] Tao Shi farts, [噗] Pu Shi also farts.

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I haven't farted in almost 1000 years.

After eating, the two of them just felt comfortable, and there was no discomfort of impurities left in the body.

"I understand!"

Pu Shi glanced at Tao Shi, "You understand what you understand?"

"This is the guidance of our predecessors, back to the basics, yes, back to the basics!"

Pu Shi: "!!!"

This idiot said it as if it was true!
My chakra has actually increased by 0.5%.

Even high-quality Chakra Dan does not have this effect, which increases Chakra forever and ever, without a time limit.

If you eat this kind of food for a while, it can even be compared with the fruit of the sacred tree.

Looking at Li Yile who was asleep outside the door, the two stood up and bowed.

"Arigado's dog smashed my aunt to death!"

Li Yile: "???"

Why does it feel like I'm dead?