Naruto: Otsuki Ichiraku's Iris Cultivation Restaurant

"Ninja Reincarnation of Dirty Earth!"

Li Yile looked pious, slapped the ground with one hand, and shouted out the ninjutsu with Tuxin's heart.

Mad, if we don't get Lin out of the dirt, we won't be able to enjoy this meal well.

It was said that it was a celebration banquet for Kushina to give birth to a child, but everyone was watching Obito's face and worried about his emotions.

As Li Yile stood up, a coffin emerged from the ground of Yile restaurant, which was Lin's tomb.

The coffin lid fell, and everyone could see the faces of the people inside.

A thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl with short brown hair, dull eyes, a light pink skirt + safety pants, dark red knee socks, a red bracelet on her hand, and two purple stripes on her face.

"Lin!"

Obito scrambled and ran to the coffin that suddenly appeared, and saw the girl he was thinking of inside, tears and snot flowing uncontrollably.

Minato and Kakashi were also shocked.

How did Li Yile (Uncle Yile) do it, how could he be able to reincarnate with a single tap of the ground?

As for the flesh and blood, Lin's flesh and blood are gone, how can she be reincarnated from the dirt?
wrong
It's even useless as a sacrifice!
This is not reincarnation of the dirty soil, there is no such outrageous technique in the ninja world.

"I miss you so much, Lynn."

Obito cried and stroked Lin's cheek. Although there were broken lines of the reincarnated body, Obito seemed to see the girl who loved to laugh blinking at him.

"You miss me too, don't you?" Obito stepped forward to hug Lin, but almost knocked down the coffin.

"Boss Yile, why can't Lin move?"

Obito finally realized something was wrong.

Lin, who was reincarnated from the dirty soil, has no soul, her eyes are just dark, and Lin's big eyes that can speak have not appeared.

The Lin in front of me is not an exaggeration to say that she is a puppet.

"Yeah, Yile, your filth and ninjutsu seem to be useless."

Minato stopped the car just in time before he could finish [Dirty Soil Reincarnation].

Nima, how could this be the reincarnation of the dirty soil!
Li Yile had a suddenly realized expression, "Hey, I forgot to bring Lin's soul back."

The left eye turned into the eye of reincarnation, and Li Yile tried to look towards the pure land.

Obito found Li Yile's samsara eye, thinking that after his death, Madara's samsara eye was taken away by Li Yile.

"Boss Yile, you can't see it with the eyes of reincarnation"

Before he finished speaking, Obito noticed that Li Yile's reincarnation eyes burst out with a strong golden light.

Obito: Can the reincarnation eye be used as a flashlight?
[Reincarnation Eye User Manual] Why is it not written in this book?
Bah, spicy chicken book, no wonder I failed.

Li Yile searched for a while, but still couldn't see it. Under the cover of the golden light, a few black gouyu appeared on the eyes of reincarnation.

Huh ~ Fortunately, this level can see the pure land.

If you continue to open, the eye style will change, so you can't hit them too much.

On the way from the Ninja world to the Pure Land, there are many soul bodies. Li Yile even saw Kakashi's father, Hatake Sakumo.

Even in the soul body, he exudes the aura of a swordsman.

Then move forward, all the way to the gate of the Pure Land.

A special soul body sitting cross-legged is guarding the gate. It is not difficult to distinguish if you look carefully. He has two horns on his forehead and three eyes.

Grass, isn't this my big brother, Otsutsuki Yumura, the Sage of the Six Paths?
Forget it, crush him to death.

The others only saw Li Yile stretching his hand into the space door, as if shaking it hard, but they didn't know what he did.

[puff]

The soul body left by the Sage of the Six Paths to protect the ninja world was directly discouraged and disappeared.

comfortable.

Two bitches.

If it weren't for you, would I have worked so hard to save Kaguya?

When the field of vision enters the pure land, there are densely packed souls and bodies.

In the ninja world, only Indra and Asura, who are related to each other, can enter reincarnation. The Sage of the Six Paths personally sits at the gate of the Pure Land, blocking the chance for others to reincarnate.

People who died in hundreds or even thousands of years are piled up here. It can be said that the soul body crowds the soul body.

After a long search, Li Yile finally found Lin's soul body, and carried her back to the ninja world.

As the soul body was stuffed into the body by Li Yile, Lin's eyes finally became bright, and the dark brown pupils were revealed.

Blinking and blinking, Lin slowly gained control of her body.

"Where is this?"

Lin was confused.

Lin was not used to being pressed down by layers of soul bodies just now, and now the world suddenly had colors.

Although it was still vague, Lin knew that she was no longer in the Pure Land.and this feeling
Lin moved her fingers, feeling a solid existence, not as empty as the soul and body, like duckweed.

"Lin! You're back!"

Obito wept with joy, the tears trapped inside his goggles.

I have worked so hard for so many years, I might as well surrender early so that I can see you sooner.

Lin felt that she was hugged by a boy who was about the same height. He was very sad and very happy. Is it because of me?

By coincidence, Lin also hugged Obito.

Everyone was silent, watching the two of them quietly, showing the smile of aunt and uncle.

"bring!"

"earth!"

Lin finally came to her senses, what the hell is Obito holding her, am I resurrected?

No, I have time-traveled!

Why is Obito so small?

Although Lin went to the Pure Land, there is still a certain concept of time there. Lin knows that both Obito and Kakashi should be middle-aged at least.

Wait a minute.
Didn't Obito die before me?
OMG!

I actually resurrected with Obito and crossed over!

Then the circle of people around.

Well, I don't know anyone at the table near me. What about the other table?
The middle-aged master and wife, the middle-aged Kakashi leading a beautiful woman, and a very handsome uncle, who should be the one who pulled me out of the pure land just now.

Qio many sacks!
Middle-aged Kakashi?
( Д)ノ

Why is Kakashi middle-aged and looks married.

That.
Obito must have been rescued by the handsome uncle sitting in the main seat too!

Lin tore off Obito, who was holding her, and dragged him to thank Li Yile: "Senior, thank you for bringing us back to life."

Although I don't know when Konoha had such a character, but he saved us, and he is so handsome!
Definitely a nice guy.

Lin made a gesture and knelt on the ground, wanting to bow down to Li Yile.

When Lin's knee touched the ground of Yile Restaurant.
[Boom! ]
There was a violent impact, and the ground of Yile Restaurant sank by one meter, especially where Lin knelt down. The ground was extremely compact, and it was compressed many times.

Everyone was stunned, including the instigator, Lin.

"Senior, I."

Lin opened her mouth to explain something, but she didn't know where to start.

I didn't think of you or me.

Woohoo, I originally thanked senior, but ended up destroying senior's house.

Lin's big eyes were filled with tears, and if there was any trouble, they would drip down.

"I don't blame you, this house is indeed a bit weak."

No one had ever launched an attack on the restaurant, and Li Yile never thought of fortifying the house.When the chopsticks fell to the ground before, didn’t they also smash the table into a hole?

It seems that the whole restaurant has to be replaced with Jingdun, um, so is the foundation.

"That's right, it's all Ikle's fault, it's not your fault, Lin", Minato Namikaze stepped forward, patted Lin's little head and comforted her.

Li Yile:? ? ?

How is it my fault?

Hearing the teacher's comfort and feeling the familiar temperature above her head, Lin burst into tears.

"Wow~ I'm just blaming me, teacher, don't say that, don't make senior unhappy."

The cute girl Lin kept crying, and the silly boy stood behind Lin, at a loss what to do.

"That... Teacher and Yile have a very good relationship, and I'm still his daughter's godfather." Minato was helpless, and couldn't make it clear for a while.

You said today that Yile's cooking is not good, and the teacher will keep you safe.Even if the teacher spanked Li Yile's ass, he would at best hit him back.

"Really?"

"Really, godfather and my father have a good relationship."

Calamus came from behind and helped Lin up, and then said: "This is indeed my father's own fault. It is definitely because he failed to control his chakra. He has a criminal record."

Li Yile: (T^T)
The little padded jacket is leaking
"Yeah, it must be Ikle's fault," Minato followed suit.

The little girl Lin was confused by several people.

It was obviously me who destroyed his house, how could it be senior's fault.However. What they said is very reasonable, why do I feel that I can't refute it?
Annoying.

Jiu Xinnai also stood up at this time, and pointed at Li Yile, "Don't be senior, he is your uncle Yile. He has blown up the training ground several times, and Konoha was almost overthrown by him. It must be his." wrong."

Wait a minute?
Li Yile gradually realized that something was wrong, so if you comfort her, comfort her, why are you criticizing me?

"Come on, Yile, tell me what went wrong with that technique just now." Jiu Xinnai directly lifted Li Yile up.

Li Yile:
That said, it does seem to be my problem.

"Ahem, when pinching the body, Chakra was used a little too much."

Except for Lin, everyone at the scene had an expression of sudden realization.

If the case is solved, it is your fault!
"Uncle Yile, did you use a little too much chakra?" Lin still didn't believe that what could happen if you used a little more chakra.

"Ah," Li Yile scratched his head, "It's only 500 calories."

[Boom]

Kushina didn't care about the sisterhood with Hinata Tao, and directly punched Li Yile on the head, "You control it, why are you using so much chakra?"

"Come on, tell me, how much chakra does this technique need?"

Li Yile promised, "About 0.2 calories."

500÷0.2=How much is it?

2500 times the chakra, fortunately nothing happened, this is enough to blow up Konoha!
Li Yile didn't dare to continue touching Jiu Xinnai's head, and swallowed the last sentence into his stomach.

The card I am talking about is not the card (restaurant card) of the Sangouyu period, but the card of the Liudao Card Temple.


Not only can it blow up Konoha, except for the three ninja villages whose strength has not been released, the ninja world should be gone.

Lin asked cautiously: "Teacher, what kind of unit is Ka?"

"Oh, you didn't know it just after you came back." Minato then introduced the meaning of cards to Lin, "One card is the amount of one Kakashi, so you can understand it that way."

Kakashi?
unit of measurement?

Hmm. As expected of a senior, the seniors actually unified the weights and measures.

"Hold grass, 500 calories!"

After taking care of Lin, Minato realized it.

500 calories of chakra recast Lin's body, how strong is Lin's body?
"Minato, don't be surprised."

Kushina glanced at Minato impatiently, and it wasn't long ago.
"Hold grass, 500 calories!"

Li Yile: Are you and your wife a repeater?
"Yile, if that's the case, what about Lin's body?"

Jiu Xinnai asked very cryptically, but Li Yile understood what he meant, "It's similar to Bamenkai, but it won't hurt the body."

"Hold the grass!"

This time it was Obito who exclaimed.

Bamenkai?
The freak who almost kicked me to death with a jio last time?

No, I was kicked to death by his jio.

Autistic.
Kakashi is also six, but I am a waste.

wrong.

Isn't the chance to change my destiny just around me?

"Uncle Yile~ Please, give me a set too!"

"Go away."

"Hey, good."

Belt · flexible and stretchable · soil.

In this way, the nature of the dinner changed again.

Following the celebration banquet for the birth of Jiu Xinnai, Li Yile held a celebration party for Lin's rebirth on the half-moon anniversary of her birth.

A group of people ate happily, and Li Yile finally got his wish and stuffed the whole plate of stewed intestines made by Minato into his stomach.

Made, is the most powerful wild tree, but his digestion ability is still just an ordinary person.

Otherwise I can do another plate.

After drinking and eating, just as everyone wanted to go back to their respective homes to find their mothers, Obito stood up, walked to Li Yile's C seat, and pushed Li Yile aside.

Li Yile: The young man is gone?
Obito looked in Lin's direction here, and knelt down on one knee, "Lin, we are both born again, this is our fate, we are together, let me take care of you for the rest of your life, okay?"

The picture is a bit funny, because the bodies of both of them look young and outrageous, but they are very warm.

Having experienced so much, Obito can be said to be the most infatuated man in the ninja world.

Being stared at by everyone, Lin blushed.

Ah, Obito, what are you doing?

For this kind of thing, you should first ask me for my opinion in private!

But the arrow is on the string, and I have to send it, so I can only answer truthfully, "Obito-kun, actually... Actually, I still prefer Kakashi."

Obito: ( Д)ノ

Everyone: embarrassing
Kakashi is already an uncle, and he was married a long time ago!

"Lin, you"

Kakashi didn't know what to say to relieve the awkward atmosphere, but his voice attracted Lin's attention.

Rin: Oops, forgot that I look like Kakashi's daughter now, and he's already got her name.

But Obito is just my best friend!