Wu Di, who left Karma Taj, desperately wanted to find someone to test the results of his magic.
But after thinking about it left and right, what I can think of is that there is no enemy of my own!
Either you can't beat it, or you can't beat it.
All in all very painful.
"Before I knew it, I was already so powerful..."
"The feeling of standing on a high place is really lonely..."
Wu Di closed his eyes, standing on the top floor of a building, blowing the lonely wind.
"Sir from above! There are still many good things in the world, please don't be overwhelmed!"
"I no longer have the joy of life..."
"Sir! Think of your family! And loved ones! Children!"
"I'm just the head of an average big company (Hydra).
There are also two beautiful women, endless money, and the power of a tough devil. I am really lonely. "
"f***k!"
"Let's go, this is a madman."
Wu Di looked at the scattered crowd below the building and shook his head.
"Sure enough, no one can understand my pain..."
"Hey! Wu Di! It really is you! I heard that someone was talking nonsense on the top floor of the building. I don't think anyone except you has such a bad taste..."
A cheap voice sounded, and Wu Di knew who it was without turning his head.
"Wade, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing recently?"
Deadpool squinted his eyes at Wu Di, wanting to see if Wu Di was deliberately making fun of himself.
After all, I was on the island, and it was thanks to him that I staged a desert island survival for more than two months.
"Sure enough! I was thrown to the island because you did it on purpose!"
Wu Di's smile gradually became presumptuous.
Deadpool is right, Wu Di did it on purpose.
But the original idea was to throw Wade into the middle of the sea and let him swim back, so I didn't want him to stage a desert island survival.
But for Wu Di, the latter is obviously better than the former.
"Just to try my magic on you."
Deadpool appeared just right, Wu Di was worried that there was nowhere to use his magic. Isn't Deadpool, the immortal guy, the best candidate.
The moment Deadpool drew his sword and charged forward, Wu Di's self-created magic opened its fangs.
After a strange fluctuation, Deadpool looked at the double knives in his hands in surprise.
"What did you do to my baby! Oh! You're a devil!"
At this moment, I saw that Deadpool's double knives were like noodles, soft and weak, full of powerlessness.
"Oh no!"
Wu Di showed a cruel smile, and the effect of the magic was outstanding.
"Give me back my knife!"
Deadpool was about to rush forward with his fist raised, but Wu Di cast his eyes down.
"What are you doing!"
Deadpool clutched his important parts and backed away again and again.
He has never heard of this kind of magic. It makes things soft and sloppy. It is really the enemy of men!
just in case…
Thinking of this, Deadpool shuddered, not daring to continue thinking about it, and quickly squeezed a smile out.
"Hehe...hahahaha!"
"Wu Di, look, we are friends now. We were all joking just now. Between friends, it's normal to joke around. You won't be angry..."
Wade observed Wu Di's expression, and if something was wrong, he was ready to run away.
Wu Di also smiled, he was so evil, he just wanted to scare Wade.
With a wave of his hand, Wade's lips began to squirm, and the next moment, they were sealed and grew together.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Wu Di looked at Deadpool dancing and dancing, and nodded.
"Well, street dancing is not bad, don't dance next time!"
...
Deadpool cast a disdainful look and didn't want to talk to you.
I saw Deadpool taking out a small knife, and with the sound of piercing flesh being cut, Deadpool was able to speak again.
"What kind of tricks are you doing? It's too... woo woo woo!"
Deadpool was stunned, and Wu Di was also shocked.
I saw the mouth cut open by Deadpool, the wound was slowly recovering, and the recovered appearance was not the mouth, but the face sealed by Wu Di!
"Unexpectedly, is it recognized as what a human body should be..."
Wu Di stroked the non-existent beard, and his imagination was boundless.
"That is to say, I changed the qi of the human body, which is not actually the effect of magic. It is as natural as someone born with six fingers..."
"And my magic, the influence caused, is unchangeable except for me..."
Wu Di's eyes lit up, he thought the magic he created was just so-so, but looking at it this way, the magic he created is clearly a big killer!
Deadpool's self-healing is when he recovers to gain self-healing ability.
After being influenced by Wu Di, and then recovering, it turned out to be the same as after Wu Di's influence.
In other words, the impact caused by Wu Di is irreversible!
On the other hand, Deadpool is already in a hurry, he has never seen this kind of power, and when he thinks that he will live without a mouth in the future, he feels that the world is hopeless.
"woo woo woo woo…"
Wu Di turned around, just in time to see the cute face of Deadpool...
Then Deadpool began to draw circles with his left hand and squares with his right hand to indicate Wu Di's meaning.
Wu Di slapped his forehead and said, "Ah! I understand!"
Deadpool's eyes lit up, and his gestures became faster.
"You mean to tell me that I can't talk anyway, and I can't flirt with girls. Let me also change the thing under you, so that I can calm my mind and clear my desires, so as to achieve Taoism and immortality?"
Hearing Wu Di's words, Deadpool stood there as if struck by lightning, and he could not forget it for a long time.
Seeing that Wu Di had a smirk on his face, and there were strange fluctuations on his fingers, Deadpool looked frightened, and quickly waved his hands to signal no.
"Ah? You mean to give you two more balls? How about this, I'm not a devil, how about I change your personality directly? I won't charge you, after all, we are also good friends!"
Wu Di had a sinister smirk on his face, seeing that Deadpool was trembling all over, turned around and was about to run.
"Forget it, I won't tease you."
With a wave of his palm, Wu Di manipulated the qi belonging to Deadpool, and opened the seal of his mouth.
"Whoa! You're nothing short of a demon! The devil! The villain..."
Deadpool, who was scolding vigorously, saw Wu Di's indifferent eyes.
"Heh...hehe, you must be the most just, selfless, handsome, and kind-hearted person in the world. My admiration for you is really endless like a surging river!"
100 million words omitted here...
Wu Di nodded, he seemed not as good as he said, probably only 90.00% similar.
"Well, let's forget it this time, I left you a little gift, and you will understand when you go home and look in the mirror."
Seeing Wu Di turn around and leave, Deadpool no longer cares about the small gift Wu Di said, if Wu Di doesn't leave, he will have nothing at all!
There are no more words!
When he got home, Deadpool's eyes were lost. He was thinking about why he saw this evil god.
"By the way, he said he left me a present..."
Deadpool came to the mirror and froze.
His Freddy-like face has recovered!
The handsome man in front of me is back.
Two lines of clear tears flowed down slowly.
"It's worth it!"
But after thinking about it left and right, what I can think of is that there is no enemy of my own!
Either you can't beat it, or you can't beat it.
All in all very painful.
"Before I knew it, I was already so powerful..."
"The feeling of standing on a high place is really lonely..."
Wu Di closed his eyes, standing on the top floor of a building, blowing the lonely wind.
"Sir from above! There are still many good things in the world, please don't be overwhelmed!"
"I no longer have the joy of life..."
"Sir! Think of your family! And loved ones! Children!"
"I'm just the head of an average big company (Hydra).
There are also two beautiful women, endless money, and the power of a tough devil. I am really lonely. "
"f***k!"
"Let's go, this is a madman."
Wu Di looked at the scattered crowd below the building and shook his head.
"Sure enough, no one can understand my pain..."
"Hey! Wu Di! It really is you! I heard that someone was talking nonsense on the top floor of the building. I don't think anyone except you has such a bad taste..."
A cheap voice sounded, and Wu Di knew who it was without turning his head.
"Wade, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing recently?"
Deadpool squinted his eyes at Wu Di, wanting to see if Wu Di was deliberately making fun of himself.
After all, I was on the island, and it was thanks to him that I staged a desert island survival for more than two months.
"Sure enough! I was thrown to the island because you did it on purpose!"
Wu Di's smile gradually became presumptuous.
Deadpool is right, Wu Di did it on purpose.
But the original idea was to throw Wade into the middle of the sea and let him swim back, so I didn't want him to stage a desert island survival.
But for Wu Di, the latter is obviously better than the former.
"Just to try my magic on you."
Deadpool appeared just right, Wu Di was worried that there was nowhere to use his magic. Isn't Deadpool, the immortal guy, the best candidate.
The moment Deadpool drew his sword and charged forward, Wu Di's self-created magic opened its fangs.
After a strange fluctuation, Deadpool looked at the double knives in his hands in surprise.
"What did you do to my baby! Oh! You're a devil!"
At this moment, I saw that Deadpool's double knives were like noodles, soft and weak, full of powerlessness.
"Oh no!"
Wu Di showed a cruel smile, and the effect of the magic was outstanding.
"Give me back my knife!"
Deadpool was about to rush forward with his fist raised, but Wu Di cast his eyes down.
"What are you doing!"
Deadpool clutched his important parts and backed away again and again.
He has never heard of this kind of magic. It makes things soft and sloppy. It is really the enemy of men!
just in case…
Thinking of this, Deadpool shuddered, not daring to continue thinking about it, and quickly squeezed a smile out.
"Hehe...hahahaha!"
"Wu Di, look, we are friends now. We were all joking just now. Between friends, it's normal to joke around. You won't be angry..."
Wade observed Wu Di's expression, and if something was wrong, he was ready to run away.
Wu Di also smiled, he was so evil, he just wanted to scare Wade.
With a wave of his hand, Wade's lips began to squirm, and the next moment, they were sealed and grew together.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Wu Di looked at Deadpool dancing and dancing, and nodded.
"Well, street dancing is not bad, don't dance next time!"
...
Deadpool cast a disdainful look and didn't want to talk to you.
I saw Deadpool taking out a small knife, and with the sound of piercing flesh being cut, Deadpool was able to speak again.
"What kind of tricks are you doing? It's too... woo woo woo!"
Deadpool was stunned, and Wu Di was also shocked.
I saw the mouth cut open by Deadpool, the wound was slowly recovering, and the recovered appearance was not the mouth, but the face sealed by Wu Di!
"Unexpectedly, is it recognized as what a human body should be..."
Wu Di stroked the non-existent beard, and his imagination was boundless.
"That is to say, I changed the qi of the human body, which is not actually the effect of magic. It is as natural as someone born with six fingers..."
"And my magic, the influence caused, is unchangeable except for me..."
Wu Di's eyes lit up, he thought the magic he created was just so-so, but looking at it this way, the magic he created is clearly a big killer!
Deadpool's self-healing is when he recovers to gain self-healing ability.
After being influenced by Wu Di, and then recovering, it turned out to be the same as after Wu Di's influence.
In other words, the impact caused by Wu Di is irreversible!
On the other hand, Deadpool is already in a hurry, he has never seen this kind of power, and when he thinks that he will live without a mouth in the future, he feels that the world is hopeless.
"woo woo woo woo…"
Wu Di turned around, just in time to see the cute face of Deadpool...
Then Deadpool began to draw circles with his left hand and squares with his right hand to indicate Wu Di's meaning.
Wu Di slapped his forehead and said, "Ah! I understand!"
Deadpool's eyes lit up, and his gestures became faster.
"You mean to tell me that I can't talk anyway, and I can't flirt with girls. Let me also change the thing under you, so that I can calm my mind and clear my desires, so as to achieve Taoism and immortality?"
Hearing Wu Di's words, Deadpool stood there as if struck by lightning, and he could not forget it for a long time.
Seeing that Wu Di had a smirk on his face, and there were strange fluctuations on his fingers, Deadpool looked frightened, and quickly waved his hands to signal no.
"Ah? You mean to give you two more balls? How about this, I'm not a devil, how about I change your personality directly? I won't charge you, after all, we are also good friends!"
Wu Di had a sinister smirk on his face, seeing that Deadpool was trembling all over, turned around and was about to run.
"Forget it, I won't tease you."
With a wave of his palm, Wu Di manipulated the qi belonging to Deadpool, and opened the seal of his mouth.
"Whoa! You're nothing short of a demon! The devil! The villain..."
Deadpool, who was scolding vigorously, saw Wu Di's indifferent eyes.
"Heh...hehe, you must be the most just, selfless, handsome, and kind-hearted person in the world. My admiration for you is really endless like a surging river!"
100 million words omitted here...
Wu Di nodded, he seemed not as good as he said, probably only 90.00% similar.
"Well, let's forget it this time, I left you a little gift, and you will understand when you go home and look in the mirror."
Seeing Wu Di turn around and leave, Deadpool no longer cares about the small gift Wu Di said, if Wu Di doesn't leave, he will have nothing at all!
There are no more words!
When he got home, Deadpool's eyes were lost. He was thinking about why he saw this evil god.
"By the way, he said he left me a present..."
Deadpool came to the mirror and froze.
His Freddy-like face has recovered!
The handsome man in front of me is back.
Two lines of clear tears flowed down slowly.
"It's worth it!"
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