People in Konoha, start life simulator

"You said you were from Konoha?"

"Yes."

"Uchiha Itachi, do you have any influence on this person?"

The question was thrown on Itachi Uchiha, and Itachi Uchiha said immediately.

"I heard that Konoha's Wannian repeater has been in the first grade for three years, and now he is in the same class as my useless younger brother.

But...the appearance doesn't seem to match. "

Bai Yao: Ten thousand years repeater? !

Sasuke: Incompetent younger brother? !
Are you so polite? !

"Oh? What's wrong?"

Payne asked curiously, and Uchiha Itachi replied immediately.

"At least as far as I know, Konoha doesn't have people with antennas on their heads."

Bai Yao: (dish)! ! !

Go Nima's Antenna!What a horn!It's horns!
I have long heard that Uchiha Itachi is a cold-tempered and poisonous man, but I didn't expect to see it once.

This is not only a poisonous tongue, it is a fucking poisonous tongue!

How did Itachi Uchiha with such a good mouth survive to be so big without being beaten to death? !
Boil!
"Really...Then please explain, Bai Yao."

stare!
After receiving the correct signal, the film king possesses himself again!
"Hey, borrow it."

Bai Yao stood up abruptly from the ground, rushed to the conference table and took two teacups, then retreated back and fell to his knees again.

"Ahem~ Please listen to me carefully."

show time!

The show begins!
Holding two teacups in his hands, Bai Yao kept beating the ground, making rhythmic notes.

"My lord, the boy originally lived in Konoha's village, he had a house and a field, and his life was full of joy.

Unexpectedly, Shimura Danzo, he is arrogant and merciless, colluding with Hokage to control the sky, occupying my big house and taking my land.

My grandfather turned against him, but was beaten by him with a stick; my grandma scolded him for deceiving good people, but he was arrested by him and sent to Shimura's house to fuck her a hundred times, a hundred times!In the end, she hanged herself from the beam and hated the world.

He also expelled my father and son from their home and lived on the street.In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the street.

Who knows Shimura Danzo, he is too insidious!
Knowing this situation, they sent someone to plot and beat my father and son in front of the village!
The boy is strong and healthy, but his life is spared. Poor old father, his soul has passed away!
This hatred is more difficult to fill.

In order to avenge his father, he had to defect to Konoha and fight on the front line. While looking for backers, he practiced ninjutsu at the same time, vowing to show off his skills and strengthen his will to kill the enemy!
Since then, I have been in exile by my side, and I will always remember that this enmity is irreconcilable! ! ! ”

The necks of everyone present couldn't help but move in rhythm with Bai Yao's rap. Even though Bai Yao had finished speaking, it took a while for Payne to recover.

Payne coughed awkwardly before speaking.

"Cough~ You sang well...but, what does this have to do with the two sky, uh... horns on your head?"

Bai Yao: (ー`ー)! !
What the fuck you wanted to say just now is the antenna, right? It's definitely the antenna, right? !

A good person, why was Uchiha Itachi led him astray? !
With tears in his eyes suddenly, Bai Yao looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh.

"Ah... my horn, actually... it's actually a deformity that was formed after being smashed by that dog Shimura Danzo, and it didn't heal well afterwards!
Woooooo...I'm so miserable!Woooooooooo...(╥﹏╥)..."

Gaara: (-_)?
Is this dude so miserable? !

Sasuke: (_ )...

What the hell are you talking about! ...

After Bai Yao's emotional performance, almost everyone in the Xiao organization believed his words.

However, a certain member of the Akatsuki organization who had been playing with snakes all his life, until he was indistinguishable from male and female, and still thinking about Konoha every day, spoke at this moment.

Orochimaru said to Bai Yao with a smile.

"But as far as I know, not long ago, the second generation of Hokage, Senju Tomona, returned to Konoha and executed my teacher Sarutobi Hiruzen and two Hokage assistants, Mitomon En and Koharu Koharu, the whereabouts of Konoha Elder Shimura Danzo.

At the same time, Qianshou Feijian also recruited four new disciples.Coincidentally, one of them is called Bai Yao, and this Bai Yao seems to be an orphan..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the Xiao organization looked at Bai Yao in unison.

Akatsuki member: I need an explanation.jpg
Bai Yao: (╬◣д◢)! ! !

Damn it, you're the one playing with the snake again, you bastard? !
There is another blood debt between you and my master!
I wrote it down for you!
"Hey... Let me tell you the truth, that's right, I am the disciple of Qianshoubanjian, Bai Yao!
And the reason why I defected to Konoha this time is because of my teacher Senshou Feima! "

When Payne heard this, he immediately became interested, and said with great interest.

"Tell me in detail."

Bai Yao clenched his right fist and hammered on his chest, making a dull sound, and then said solemnly.

"I, Bai Yao, have been a peace-loving person since I was born in this world.

I have always regarded maintaining peace in the ninja world as my lifelong belief.

But my teacher Qianshoubeijian, you more or less know what kind of person he is.

To put it simply, his style of dealing with things can be summed up in one sentence——

Amount drops!Amount drops!It's all the amount!

Konoha cow batch!Thousand hands match high!
This caused a conflict of ideas between me and him. In order to practice my beliefs, I had no choice but to defect from Konoha. "

Everyone in the Xiao organization nodded involuntarily when they heard the words.

Among other things, as far as Qianshou Feijian's temperament is concerned, Bai Yao summed it up very well.

When Bai Yao saw that there was a play going on, he put in even more effort in acting.

"After defecting from Konoha, I have been wandering around in the ninja world until I inadvertently learned the purpose of the organization - peace in the ninja world.

At that moment, I seemed to have found my destination!
So I traveled thousands of miles and worked tirelessly to come to Yuyin Village to seek refuge with you all! "

Payne pondered for a while, then asked again.

"How did you learn that our organization's base is in Yuyin Village?"

"what?!
I do not know!
Everywhere I go, I shout so loudly, I can find the best one, or if I don’t, I’ll just treat it as helping our organization to do free publicity..."

Payne: (_ )! ! !

Thank you so much...

Return our organization? !
Did I agree to accept you? !

"Empty words have no proof, how can we trust you."

Bai Yao: (-ω-)...

Now that the topic is coming, it's time to take out my trump card, my lord!
"Brother, I'm clear, the head of the family, please see!"

Bai Yao waved his hand and pointed at Gaara.

"This is the son of four generations of Kazekage, a Jinjurikigara from Sand Hidden Village."

Then Bai Yao raised his arm and pointed to the white mummy on Gaara's shoulder.

"This is another apprentice of Senshoubeijian, the orphan of Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha."

In the end, Bai Yao cupped his fists again and shouted loudly.

"The two of them are the generous gifts I specially prepared for the head of the family.

Today I will hand them over to the head of the family.

If you want to kill or cut, it's up to you, don't give me face! "

Gaara: Why the hell did you just sell your brother-in-law and apprentice ∑(дlll)? ! !

Sasuke: Why are you just selling your brother Σ(д|||) like this? ! !

Itachi: What? !That stuff that looks like a broken sack is my Oududou? !

How dare you sell my dearest O Doudou in front of me (▼皮▼#)? ! !

Gaara couldn't help but questioned loudly angrily.

"Bai Yao, what are you...uh..."

Bang!
Bai Yao knocked Gaara down with a hand knife, and turned his head to look at Payne with a smile.

"How do you feel at home?

Are you willing to accept this gift from me? ! "