People in Konoha, start life simulator

"Wow ha ha ha ha!

Feel the horror from Uchiha!

Come on, play music and dance, dance for me! "

Uchiha Sasuke: I'm starting to float...

Sasuke's Susano kept waving his giant fists, causing a strong wind;
Under these giant fists, all the ninjas in Hidden Sand Village would die if they touched them, and they would all be injured if they touched them.

On the other hand, the attacks issued by the sand hidden ninjas, whether it is powerful ninjutsu or precisely thrown kunai, hitting Susanoo is just like scraping him.

The Shayin ninjas suffered unspeakably under such circumstances, and gradually, their mentality began to collapse one by one.

Ha Mapi, how do you beat this shit? !

The ninjas in Hidden Sand Village began to retreat slowly.

"Hmph~ why don't you go up?!

Go on, I haven't played (pretended) enough yet.

Today I want to let you scumbags of Hidden Sand Village know that I, Sasuke Uchiha... ah! "

Sasuke, who was giving a speech in the second grade, suddenly covered his eyes and cried out in pain, and Susano behind him almost disappeared.

Sasuke took away the hand covering his eyes, and found that there was a pool of bright red blood on the palm, and his eyes began to blur when looking at things.

Sasuke couldn't help but "thump" in his heart.

Worse!

I was busy fighting (pretending) and fighting (forced) just now, completely ignoring the consumption of Chakra and pupil power.

Now that the pupil power of the kaleidoscope has been exhausted, and there is not much chakra left, isn't this frankly a silly criticism? !

It's over, this time in front of Bai Yao, I have lost all my face and face...

Sasuke: (°ー°〃)! ! !

The blush was blushing, but Sasuke didn't panic at all, isn't Bai Yao still here...

"Cough~ Bai Yao, I'm suddenly not in the mood to fight, and I'll leave the rest to you."

When Sasuke said this, his face didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, but Bai Yao felt extremely embarrassed.

When is this still pretending? !

Please wipe off the blood on your face and hands before you say this, okay...

Bai Yao now feels that he can't understand the brain circuits of the Uchiha people at all.

You can easily and safely evacuate, why do you have to pretend to be a wave;
It's all right now, pretending to be ruined...you asked Xiaoye to help you deal with the aftermath again? !
Young Master can only use Nine-Tails Chakra and Taijutsu right now, it's really not necessarily holdable in such a big scene...

Fortunately, this is Hidden Sand Village, and there is still a glimmer of life...

Bai Yao rolled his eyes at Sasuke in dissatisfaction.

"You say you don't have the strength to pretend?!"

One sentence made Erzhuzi's face blush, and then Bai Yao stepped forward, facing a group of Shayin ninjas.

At this time, the sand hidden ninjas also reacted, and the situation on the scene was greatly reversed, and they surrounded them with smirking faces.

hum~

There are 5000 million people walking, ten real Asma, I can't let you run away!
And before catching 5000 million in exchange for a bounty, you must first provide a beating full of blood and tears for a certain Uchiha family's bear child for free...

Bai Yao stood calmly in front of the group of ninjas, with his hands behind his back, showing the demeanor of a strong man.

"Listen to me, everyone, we are all peace-loving people, how can we..."

Before Bai Yao could finish speaking, a sand hidden jonin couldn't help but rushed towards Bai Yao and Sasuke.

Bai Yao:→_→

"Shijie, you beast! For the past three years, you have been spying on your sister-in-law's bath, does your elder brother know?"

Gah!
The Sagakushi jonin suddenly stayed in place while maintaining a forward posture.

Another Sagakushi rushed up furiously, grabbed Shisuke by the collar and punched him in the face.

"Okay! Shijie, it really is you! How dare you covet your sister-in-law?!"

"Ouch! Brother, listen to my explanation... Ouch! Don't hit me!"

……

The two brothers scuffled together in front of everyone.

Everyone present: ()? ? ?

Even those of us who were born and bred in Yinsha Village don't know this kind of secret news. Where did this kid get it? !

For a moment, all the sand hermit ninjas didn't dare to act rashly, for fear that Bai Yao would open his mouth and reveal the secret hidden in the deepest part of his heart.

But soon, another Shayin ninja couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed towards Bai Yao.

Bai Yao:←_←

"Liang Zhizhuan, every time you do a mission, you use your status as the captain to secretly withhold two-thirds of the bonus, and the remaining one-third will be shared equally with the other members of your team.

Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you did this? ! "

Cool crumbs:==(●● |||)? ! !

Then he was beaten on the ground by the members of his own team...

Others: ∑(дlll)? ! !

Is this kid so wicked? !
A few more unbelieving Sand Yin ninjas swarmed towards Bai Yao.

Bai Yao: ━┳━ ━┳━...

"Saburo Hayata, you outsourced the raising of your little wife..."

"Ji Haiyou, the detonating talisman in the strategic material reserve of Sand Hidden Village..."

"Baifeixin, can you sleep with the evidence of your boss accepting bribes in your hand..."

……

Σ(っ°Д °;) っ? ! !
Does this really know everything? !
mmp...

Compared with you kid, who is the person from Shayin Village? !

Bai Yao couldn't help but chuckled when he saw the faces of the many Shayin ninjas with different expressions, all of them standing in place, not daring to rush forward again hastily.

"Heh~ Do you understand now? Stop doing it?!"

As he spoke, Bai Yao suddenly felt proud.

Who said that problems have to be solved by force?

Is it true that in that life simulation, I stayed in Sand Hidden Village for more than 20 years, and I only got the love of Temari? !
Which one of you crooked melons and dates has not been beaten by my young master? !
Which of the secrets has not been uncovered by my young master? !
Still want to do it with me? ! ...

Before you f---ing run in front of me, I can make you die on the spot, ruining your reputation for the rest of your life.

hum~

I just want to see who dares to come up? !

It's a pity that Bai Yao hadn't been complacent for long, when there was a roar from the crowd.

"Let's go together! Don't give this kid a chance to speak!

The fat that is sent to your mouth can't be let go, when the time comes, the bounty will be shared equally by everyone!
For 5000 million, brothers shoulder to shoulder! "

Sand hidden ninjas:_...

Oh, it makes sense!
"Roar!"

"Done!"

"Go on!"

The sand hermit ninjas surrounded him even more frantically than before, and one after another they threw themselves on Bai Yao's body, pressing him firmly to the ground.

Seeing this, Sasuke wanted to retreat strategically, but he received the same treatment as Bai Yao...

Bai Yao: (╬◣д◢)! ! !

Who the hell took the opportunity to touch the young master's ass? !

“Gas consumption and!!!”

With one move, Bai Yao created his own physical technique, Rising Dragon Fist, and directly knocked away dozens of wretched men lying on his body;

Then he took another sweeping kick, sweeping away the many sand hidden ninjas crowded around him.

Ok?
Why is the figure that flew out so familiar?

Looks like it's two pillars...

Don't worry about it, let's settle the matter in front of us first!

Bai Yao took a fighting stance and grinned at the sand ninjas.

"I originally wanted to get along with you as ordinary people, but I didn't expect to get hurt in exchange;
Stop pretending, I'm a master of gymnastics, I'm lying! "

Bai Yao's body suddenly erupted with a strong aura, which made everyone afraid to move forward.

Just when Bai Yao was delighted by this, a voice suddenly entered his ears.

"I'm curious, I don't even know what you said just now, where did you know it?!"

from where? !

The young master said it was a dream, do you believe it? !

"Oh, of course Temari told me..."

"Oh? But in my impression, my daughter is not a gossip..."

Bai Yao: Σ(д|||)! ! !

daughter? !
Bai Yao turned his head, Luo Sha, who had an extremely gloomy face, was holding a large ball of placer gold that was spinning rapidly in a cone shape.

Bai Yao: ( Д )...