People in Konoha, start life simulator

Bai Yao, who had achieved the achievement of "Historical Hokage No. 1", suffered a painless beating from Senju Tobeken during the rest of the training time.

To be honest, the physical attack Bai Yao suffered was far less severe than the mental trauma.

The ghost knows how terrifying it is to have a "youth radical" beside him when he is being beaten in various ways by Qianshoubeijian.

Snapped!
Qianshou slapped Bai Yao's face with a slap.

Matt Kay: "Okay!

This slap is impeccable in terms of strength and angle!

Sure enough, this is youth! "

Duang!

Qianshou Feijian punched Bai Yao in the stomach.

Maitkai: "Beautiful! The medal of youth cannot be separated from the blood, and naturally it cannot be separated from the fist of blood!"

Bang!
Qianshou kicked Bai Yao away.

Maitekai: "As expected of my opponent tonight, the beautiful arc across the sky that day is like my lost youth."

……

Are you really inseparable from the word youth? !
Bai Yao: (╬◣д◢)! ! !

Thousand Hands: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !

I am young, you hamapi, you are young...

……

After obediently receiving a lesson of love, Bai Yaozai returned home and carefully washed his hands, especially his two index fingers, more than 20 times.

Huh~ I don't know if the old man has hemorrhoids at such an old age?

What if it is accidentally passed to the young master? !
Full of worry, Bai Yao lay down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

However, just after Bai Yao fell asleep, the system in his mind had a shocking conversation with an unknown existence.

(Total 9527, my aunt has sent me hundreds of messages.

Her old man asked me to give you an ultimatum on her behalf - if you don't return to the ruling world and listen to her old man's arrangement for a blind date, your aunt will sever the mother-child relationship with you...)
[I really want to go back too, don't the ladies and sisters of the unified world look good? !

But this time the host is too Nima to resist!

I have tried my best to trick him, but he is still tenaciously alive.

what can I do?I am also desperate! ! !

Tong 12580, my good brother, you must find a way to save me! ! ! 】

(...The first rule of the ruling world, no system shall directly or indirectly help another leader who is possessed.

Sorry, there is nothing I can do.

I can try my best to help you comfort your aunt, but you can only rely on yourself for the rest. )
[Oh... okay, okay, next time I will give my stupid host a hard time, and try to kill him as soon as possible and return to the world.

You said that my old lady is also true, I just possessed the first host and urged the marriage, what do you say...]

(As a brother, I remind you.

Although this is your first host, you have been away from the world for a long time;
I'm two years younger than you, and my great-grandson knows how to play mahjong...)
【(°ー°〃)...cough cough, am I lost...】

(So ​​that's why your top 999 host candidates didn't wait for you until they died?!
It's been 9800 years, and I've become the director of the Security Bureau of the Confederate Realm, my sons and grandchildren are full, brother;

And you are still an intern in the unified world, you are really single for ten thousand years...

Don't talk about aunt, I feel ashamed for you!
Don't you feel ashamed? ! )

【(╬◣д◢)! ! !Hold back! ! !

Labor-management standard guarantee!
Keep it in minutes to kill this stupid host and return to the unified world, okay? ! 】

(That's good, come back as soon as possible.

I heard that one of the blind dates that your aunt has found for you this time is the great-granddaughter of your old squad leader...)
【Σ(っ°Д °;)っ? ! !
Play that big? !
This is so inferior...]

(Mainly, women who are about the same age as you have been married for thousands of years. If you have to delay for a few more years, this blind date will probably have to descend to the next generation...

Anyway, just take your time. )
【……okay. 】

This lengthy conversation is nothing more than two important points:
1. Bai Yao's system was forced by his wife to go back for a blind date;

2. If this dog system wants to go back early, it must first find a way to kill its host.

I don't know if Bai Yao will be able to sleep if he hears this call...

The next morning, after Bai Yao finished washing, he went out to the ninja school where he hadn't been to class for a long time.

But Bai Yao, who was walking halfway, suddenly found that the figure of Haruno Sakura was walking not far in front of him, and behind her was a sneaky figure.

Bai Yao took a closer look, and then almost couldn't help but yelled out loud.

Sasuke? !
Is the second pillar of Nima enlightened? !
Aren't you going to stab your own wife to death? !
Understand that the relationship between two people must be cultivated since childhood, which is the most important thing in life? !

At this moment, his heart was itchy, and Bai Yao wanted to know what Er Zhuzi was thinking, and immediately teleported behind Sasuke with a chase, and patted him on the shoulder lightly.

Sasuke was startled, quickly jumped away, then turned around and gave a low shout.

"Who?!"

Bai Yao smiled playfully.

"It's ok, Sasuke, you have learned to follow other little girls without a teacher?!"

When Sasuke saw it was Bai Yao, he was not surprised but pleased.

"Bai Yao, you came just in time.

You serve as my staff adviser, how about the girl Haruno Sakura? "

Bai Yao: (ω)...

Is it really what the young master thought...

"Heh, it's fine.

At first glance, she is a good hand at giving birth, cooking and taking care of children. She is definitely a good wife and mother.

If a certain person can't be Hokage, then marrying Sakura is also acceptable..."

The more Sasuke listened, the more excited he became, and even a rare smile appeared on his usually paralyzed face.

When this smile became more and more presumptuous, and was about to reach its peak and was about to get closer to the word "abnormal", Sasuke slapped his thigh fiercely.

"I just said Haruno Sakura is suitable to be Itachi's daughter-in-law! I didn't expect you, Bai Yao, to think so!"

Bai Yao: Σ(д|||)? ! !

puff!
I don't!I'm not!Don't talk nonsense!
The young master thought you were looking for a date, but brother, you are looking for a sister-in-law for yourself? !

I really don't know if Er Zhuzi at this time has a look at the original Hokage, what would he think about what he did before? !

……

When I came to Ninja School, I was still in the familiar classroom, the familiar seat, and the familiar Irukasense...

What was said in class was still so... drowsy.

Hmm... Xiao Hinata didn't come to school today, so boring...

How about running a life simulation to pass the time?
Hmm... great idea!

go!
Bai Yao suddenly jumped up from his seat, and hurriedly ran outside the classroom.

Iruka:_? ! !

Nima is here again? !
"Bai Yao, where are you going?!"

"do not know!!!"

Bai Yao, who left the three words "categorical and decisive", ran away and disappeared, completely ignoring Mr. Iruka's warning eyes that were about to kill.

……

"System, start life simulation."

【Sorry for the host, this system...】