People in Konoha, start life simulator

"What?"

"Is there a mistake? Let other prisoners see me and think I can't afford it!"

"Just a little bit is enough for anyone, let's have another serving, one serving for each person!"

Bai Yao's roar resounded throughout the Yunyin Prison.

"No, no, this is specially prepared for you by Master Lei Ying's order. Others don't have this treatment."

The prison guard held a huge dinner plate in his hand. There was no food in the dinner plate, it was all wood, stones, and iron filings.

"Master Lei Ying's original words are, since your kid's defense is developed by eating these things, then you can eat this all the time..."

Bai Yao: ("▔□▔)...

"...Master, I'm going to sue you! Sue you for mistreating prisoners!"

"Please go ahead, Yunyin Village welcomes your complaints at any time, if you can escape from here..."

The jailer put the dinner plate to the side of Bai Yao's cell, and then left...Let's go!
"What the hell! You come back, you come back!"

However, Bai Yao's affectionate call did not save the jailer from leaving.

Bai Yao: ╥﹏╥...

I regret it! Wow!
You shouldn't tell that idiot Ai that you can develop a strong defense by eating these;
It's all right now, I've been sent to the hospital, and I'm going to take revenge on my lord as I am.

Suddenly I feel that the option of the strongest pica rewarded by the system is also quite good...

……

The most depressed person now is not Bai Yao, but Ai.

Ai, who was lying on the hospital bed, asked himself countless times, why did the old man really believe that little ghost?
Originally, I just wanted to experiment secretly to see whether the method this kid said was advisable, but he was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment because of stomach bleeding from gnawing on wood.

Well, the incident has become serious, and the whole village knows about it.

Many people in the village now think that the current fourth-generation Raikage-sama is a complete idiot, and I am afraid that he will not have the ability to guide Yunyin Village forward.

They are even ready to nominate the fifth Raikage at any time!

Ai: (︶︿︶)...

As for it?
As for what? !

Did you guys just find out about the old man Tie today? !
The old man has led Yunyin Village for so many years, although he failed to make the village grow stronger, but at least nothing major happened, right? !
As the saying goes, there is no credit, but there is hard work, right? !

Because of such a trivial matter, is it a bit too much to prepare to recommend the fifth generation of Raikage...

At the same time, Ai thought of Bai Yao again and felt dizzy.

Ai's iron fist, which can easily shatter mountains, hit him like tickling him, and it had no effect at all.

This little bastard must have belonged to a tortoise in his previous life, his shell is so hard!

Today's Ai is facing Bai Yao, he can't beat him, he can't talk about it, and he doesn't know what to do.

Taijutsu doesn't move, ninjutsu doesn't respond, so...

Illusion? !
Hehe, who doesn't know that my average person in Yunyin Village:
A true man of iron and blood, a good brother of the villagers, a good son of his parents, he can stand up with his fists, walk a horse with his arms, crush boulders with his chest muscles, and open bottle caps with chrysanthemums!

Illusion? !
Twats are the only ones to play with!
A real man must punch to the flesh!
You ask around in the whole ninja world, who in my Yunyin village can use such a disgusting thing as illusion? !
Ugh……

Why, it's impossible to lock up that little bastard all the time, it's useless to lock it up!

Send it to the hidden sand village for money?
That's not OK!

What if the people in Hidden Sand Village pried out the real method of defense secrets from this kid?
I, Dayunyin, have the title of "the strongest village for body training" handed over to others? !
impossible!Absolutely impossible!
So what should we do with Bai Yao...

"Hey! I heard that you are hospitalized, big brother. As a brother, Sandra Hachiobi comes to visit, Oye!"

"Brother couldn't think about it. He gnawed on a tree until his stomach bleeds. Are you sure there is something wrong? You idiot! Your soul is weak!"

Known as the most perfect Jinchuriki in the history of the ninja world, Rabbi Hachio-tailed Jinchuriki walked into the ward with enchanting steps, saying a fatal rap.

Ai, who was already upset, was so stimulated by Kirabi, and immediately became furious.

"Bi! Shut up, you idiot!"

and many more!

Ai: Σ(@) Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!!!

Compare? !

Although I, Dayunyin, do not have illusion masters, I do have a master who is proficient in mental attacks!
Even though Ai and Kirabi have been partners for many years, they still can't stand his murderous voice.

If Kirabi and Bai Yao were to stay together, it would probably take less than three days...

Hey Hey!

As soon as he thought of it, Ai deliberately suffocated a mouthful of old blood, and when the blood slipped from the corner of his mouth, he pointed at Kirabi and shouted.

"Come on, Kirabi is attacking the old man with singing! Hurry up and put him in the prison to reflect!
Remember, you must lock it next to that bastard Bai Yao..."

Kirabi: ==(●● |||)! ! !You are so bloody!

……

"I kindly came to see my big pot, but unexpectedly the big pot didn't recognize me, the prison was bitter, the prison was tired, there was nothing in the prison..."

Since three hours ago, the cell next door was imprisoned by a fool, Bai Yao finally realized what it means to be pierced by magic sounds.

"Are you so annoying?! Stop singing! You sing so badly, do you know that?!"

The fatal rap came to an abrupt end.

"Are you questioning my taste? You idiot! Soulless!"

"A person like you who doesn't know how to appreciate, you should accept the baptism of my uncle! yo~yo~"

"There is a boy in the cell next to me, he won't let me play, I will sing and dance in front, and you will hang yourself in the back..."

"You fucking want to hurt each other, right? Come on!
The man who fucked the horse is mighty and majestic, but the horse who got fucked is like crazy..."

Kirabi: "You are born with pride, don't show off in front of your elder brother..."

Bai Yao: "They said that after I was drunk, I ran after a dog for a long time and knelt down in front of a trash can to kowtow to him..."

Qi Rabi: "Fun is fun, trouble is trouble, don't joke with you Big Brother. I'm making trouble with you, so you just smile. I'm giving you face, you have to!"

Bai Yao: "How did you fall in love with him? Wasn't it because you were blind that you gave up a forest and stumbled over a piece of weed! Paper is short and love is long. I can't finish writing your nonsense, and you can't finish writing in a pack of A4. What a scumbag you are!"

……

Why did Bai Yao say that he hurt each other, because he is not very good at singing;

A standard soul singer, the kind who wants someone's soul...

All of a sudden, the entire Yunyin Prison played a duet of murderous sounds, causing countless innocent prisoners to cry and howl.

After an unknown amount of time, the singing of Bai Yao and Kirabi stopped almost at the same moment.

Kirabi solemnly bowed to the cell where Bai Yao was located.

"It's too late to meet each other!"

Bai Yao also replied from the bottom of his heart.

"It was like old friends at first sight!"

It's a pity that Bai Yao can't move now, otherwise he would have to turn around and take a good look at who is the one who can sing with him.

"I thought I, Uncle Kirabi, was already invincible, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than me!
What's your name, boy? "

Bai Yao: ∑(дlll)! ! !

Kirabi? !

"I know you, Eight-tailed Jinchuriki of Cloud Hidden Village, aren't you brothers with your Raikage, why are you locked up here?!"

Kirabi let out a long sigh.

"Hey... yo~yo~ brother, listen to me slowly telling you..."

"Stop! Talk well, stop singing."

"Alas... things are more complicated. In short, my elder brother seems to be out of his mind."

Although Bai Yao still doesn't know why Ai locked Kirabi here, but he faintly feels that the opportunity for him to escape lies in Kirabi.

"Brother Kirabi, my name is Bai Yao.

As the saying goes, the most indestructible relationship is the three irons in life. From now on, you will be my brother Bai Yao! "

Kirabi asked curiously.

"What are the three irons in life?!"

"Of course they went to the window together, carried guns together, and fucked together... Cough, it's not important!"

"The most important thing is...Brother Kirabi, as a brother, I would like to ask you now-do you have a dream?"

……