Naruto, Naruto, you have a twin brother

How busy Sasuke is these days.

Kirito Uzumaki is just as laid back.

So leisurely that Tsunade could hardly watch it anymore.

After learning that Uzumaki Kirito is "idling around" and "doing nothing" every day.

Tsunade:? ? ?
Small question marks crawled all over Tsunade's head.

Then Tsunade, whose brain was dizzy, was ups and downs in the sea of ​​documents, and aggressively, he directly smashed a table.

With a "clang", the weather-beaten table that had been under the hands of the third Hokage shattered into pieces.

Not only Tsunade, but even Hokage Shadow Guards didn't react immediately.

Naruto Dark Guard: The main reason is that we have never seen such a battle!

At this time, Zilai also came.

As soon as he entered the door, Zilai also saw the table that had been torn apart.

Zilai also hugged his stomach and laughed.

"Hahaha! As expected of you, Tsunade!"

With Jiraiya laughing louder and Tsunade's face darkening, Hokage finally came to his senses.

Change the table quickly!

Otherwise, the Hokage office would be destroyed by a punch from the newly appointed Hokage!

With a sound of "咻", a new table was placed in front of Tsunade after a while.

Tsunade glanced down at the brand new table, and nodded expressionlessly.

Then, as if nothing happened, she sat down, put her hands on the table, and crossed her chin.

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya pretending to be deep.

"What are you doing here?"

Tsunade said in a businesslike manner.

Jiraiya also managed to stop his wild laughter, but when he saw Tsunade pretending to be deep, trying to pretend that nothing happened, Jiraiya couldn't help but smile softly.

"Hey hey hey! Didn't I just want to come and talk to you! I'm going to continue... collecting folk songs!"

Zilai also restrained his smile.

At the beginning, he said it quite seriously, but as he talked, Zilai couldn't help but start to waver again.

Hearing this, Tsunade rolled his eyes at Zirai too.

"dream!"

"Don't even think about it!"

"Not only are there no doors! There are no windows either!"

Tsunade said decisively.

She looked at Ji Laiya standing in front of her with oil paint on her face, she didn't look like a serious person, her expression was confused for a moment.

Immediately, Tsunade's gaze slowly became darker.

She said earnestly, "I have just returned to Konoha."

She needs Jiraiya's help.

Tsunade didn't say anything after that.

She felt that Zilai should have understood what she meant.

Jiraiya turned his head sideways, avoiding Tsunade's sight, not daring to meet Tsunade's gaze directly.

Jilai also said with a casual smile:

"Haha! Tsunade, you have done a good job!"

"I still want to walk around! I'm a breadwinner! I don't have inspiration if I don't look good!"

Ziraiya, who was a little embarrassed at first, became more confident as he spoke.

Facing something you are not good at?

Drag the opponent directly into your own field!

It was also inexplicable, so he shifted the topic to the heaven of intimacy.

As a member of pornography, gambling, and drug abuse, Tsunade has long heard of Intimate Paradise.

But when Tsunade heard that this was said by Jiraiya himself as a reason, she was still a little annoyed.

Tsunade is too lazy to care about this guy!
Do what you love!

Even if this guy died, it had nothing to do with her!
Tsunade thought very angrily!
"In this case……"

Before Tsunade could finish what she was about to say, there was a knock on the door of her office.

Tsunade frowned.

"Who? Come in!"

The expressions of both Tsunade and Jiraiya became serious.

Seeing that the person who pushed the door was Kirito Uzumaki, both of them breathed a sigh of relief, and their shoulders relaxed.

Uzumaki Kirito, who was standing at the door, took a look at the almost synchronous movements of the two.

Sensing the somewhat different atmosphere between the two again, he tilted his head and asked with some doubts in his tone:

"Did I come at the wrong time? How about I go out first and you guys continue talking? Leave me alone."

Uzumaki Kirito said very seriously.

Tsunade and Jirai also felt at the same time, they seem to have been misunderstood?
But if you say it's all a misunderstanding, it doesn't seem right?

Tsunade covered his forehead with a headache, gave Jiraiya a hard look, and then continued to say to Uzumaki Kirito:

"What are you talking about! I have nothing to do with this guy!"

"Hmm. You have nothing to do with each other." Kirito Uzumaki nodded following Tsunade's words.

But that tone of voice didn't mean anything to what he said.

When Tsunade heard this, he became even more angry.

She couldn't continue to be angry.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be true that there is something between her and Jiraiya?
"Tell me! What are you doing here!" Tsunade said impatiently.

She felt that sooner or later she would be pissed off by this kid!

Uzumaki Kirito's eyes fell on Jiraiya next to him.

"I'm here to find Master Ziraiya."

Jiraiya: "Huh? Why did you come to me, kid?" Jiraiya looked puzzled.

Uzumaki Kirito let out a "hehe", and looked at Jiraiya with cold eyes: "What do you think? We agreed to train with Naruto, how are you these days?"]

Faced with Kirito Uzumaki's questioning, Jiraiya also shamefully fell silent.

Uzumaki Kirito didn't intend to let Ziraiya go easily.

He went on to say: "By the way, I heard that in the past few days, there is always a white-haired pervert peeping near the Muye Nu Tang."

When Kirito Uzumaki spoke, his eyes fell directly on Jiraiya.

All I have to do is report Ziraiya's ID number directly!

Zi Lai also sinks... Zi Lai can't keep silent!
Jiraiya said with a confident expression on his face: "I'm not a pervert! I'm only collecting materials at this time! It's all for creation! How can artistic things be called voyeurism!"

What he said made a lot of sense.

Uzumaki Kirito sneered.

Tsunade was not so polite.

She rushed forward and punched Zilaiye hard!
Jiraiya didn't even have time to dodge, and was punched hard by Tsunade!
"Ow!"

Jiraiya was directly hammered into the ground by Tsunade!

Jiraiya blushed, and couldn't help yelling loudly: "Aww! Tsunade, you vajra violent woman! You deserve it because you can't get married! Aww!"

Because of complaining, Jiraiya was once again taught by Tsunade.

Tsunade ruthlessly ravaged Jiraiya who was stuck on the ground, and then blew away the dust that didn't exist on his fist.

"Okay, this guy is handed over to you."

Tsunade tipped his hands and toes, and kicked Jiraiya in front of Uzumaki Kirito like he was throwing trash.

Uzumaki Kirito glanced at Jiraiya, who was all dirty, and showed a disgusted expression.

what--!
What if he doesn't want it?
"No, you have to take him away. He was handed over to you, I don't want to see him! Annoying!"

Tsunade said indifferently.

Out of sight, out of mind!

This guy will stay in Konoha and teach the children!

Want to go out?
dream!