Naruto, Naruto, you have a twin brother

Kirito Uzumaki's words were like a basin of cold water in the winter, pouring Tsunade from head to toe to cool him down.

Tsunade didn't dare to look at Kirito Uzumaki at all.

As if she was burned by Kirito Uzumaki's gaze, she quickly averted her gaze.

Tsunade's eyes fell on a certain point in the void.

At this moment, countless images flashed through Tsunade's mind.

There are memories of her happy childhood when her grandpa took her to gamble.

There are memories of a sweet boy who was attached to his lover's heart.

Then, all the pictures were shattered into pieces stained with blood.

The eldest grandfather passed away, and the second grandfather passed away.

Rope tree died.

dead.

because of the war.

The once happy memory has become the deepest wound in Tsunade's heart.

Even though she herself is the best medical ninja in the five major countries, doctors don't heal themselves.

Tsunade couldn't heal, but there was a huge, bloody scar on her heart.

Tangtang Sannin, the granddaughter of the first generation, a medical ninja, finally reduced to the fear of seeing blood?

Tsunade can only use gambling and alcohol to numb all this.

And all of this was exposed nakedly by Kirito Uzumaki in the most merciless way today.

An angry look appeared on Tsunade's face.

"What do you know..." Tsunade's voice was weak at first.

But as he spoke, Tsunade's voice became natural.

"What do you know! You're just a brat who doesn't understand anything and has never experienced anything!

No matter what you've heard, it's only on paper!My pain and stress are beyond your comprehension!

I don't need you, a brat, to preach to me!Konoha is really living and going back! "

Tsunade said with a mocking face.

She obviously lacked confidence, but she refused to show timidity in front of Kirito Uzumaki.

Tsunade forcibly looked at Kirito Uzumaki.

The corners of Kirito Uzumaki's mouth rose.

"Oh! All are excuses!"

"These are just the words you use to numb yourself while indulging in the pleasure of gambling and alcohol!"

Kirito Uzumaki's voice was louder than Tsunade's.

He stared at Tsunade closely with piercing eyes, speaking nonsense in a serious manner.

kindness?
He doesn't know Tsunade's pain and struggle?

Of course Kirito Uzumaki knows!
He just danced wildly on Tsunade's pain points on purpose!
After all, he doesn't have the eloquence of Naruto~
Konoha still needs a Hokage.

Compared with the unreliable Jiraiya and Danzo, Tsunade's becoming the Fifth Hokage is the best result.

Kirito Uzumaki decides to "help" Tsunade get rid of the inner demon by using poison to fight poison.

Tsunade: Thank you so much!
Uzumaki Kirito: Thank you!real!It just so happens that I can yell at you openly and eat a wave of experience packs~
Uzumaki Kirito has a plan in mind, but his mouth is getting more and more poisonous.

"You are falling!"

"You let the reputation of your elders, brothers, and lovers be ashamed because of you!"

"Tsunate Hime? Sannin? Heh! Which of these titles did you obtain by virtue of your own strength? It was just given to you by others because of your identity!"

Following Kirito Uzumaki's words, Tsunade's face turned pale again.

Yes!

The title of Tsunade Hime is because of the great grandfather and the second grandfather.

The title of Sannin was even given to them by Sanzho Hanzo after losing to Sanzho Hanzo.

Tsunade's eyes became blurred.

The little bit of self-confidence she had just built was shattered by Kirito Uzumaki's words.

Shizune looked at Tsunade anxiously, not knowing what she could say.

She... She actually thought that what Kirito Uzumaki said seemed to be okay? !
Big problem!

Mute was trembling.

Master Tsunade still has advantages!

Shizune wanted to interrupt Kirito Uzumaki loudly.

But Shizune suddenly thought of the unreliable things Tsunade had done.

Ten bets and ten losses, eating overlord meals, and so on.

Counting Tsunade's strengths, it just stuck in Shizune's throat.

Naruto's eyes were shining brightly, and he fell on Uzumaki Kirito without blinking.

Nissan is so handsome!
Nissan's snarky look looks so awesome!
No!

He also wants to learn the skills of stalking people!
Uzumaki Kirito: No, you don't want to. (cross out)

Uzumaki Kirito noticed the "hot" gazes of Naruto and Shizune from the side, but he didn't care.

Uzumaki Kirito followed his rhythm, looked at Tsunade's crumbling posture with a smile, and continued to say in a cadence:
"Without these, and the rest, you are nothing.

You are just a bad gambler, big fat sheep of the casino!

Why do you think those casino bosses dare not ask you to recover the money?No, it still depends on your identity.

Obviously you are avoiding yourself and dare not mention it, but in the end you are still living under the protection of your relatives.

How I blush for you! "

After Uzumaki Kirito finished his last sentence, he chuckled lightly, as if he felt that this was really a ridiculous thing.

Tsunade's face was pale, his lips were bloodless, and his pupils and vision were blurred.

"No...I don't..." Tsunade spat out a few words tremblingly from his lips, but before he finished speaking, Tsunade seemed to see something that frightened her.

Her pupils dilated suddenly, her expression became panicked, and she couldn't say the rest.

Kirito Uzumaki heard the long-lost system voice.

[Ding dong!Hate people +1! 】

[Immortal body level upgrade!Unlock new features! 】

[The host can check it at any time! 】

Uzumaki Kirito frowned slightly.

kindness?
Does the immortal body still have levels?Why doesn't he know?
Uzumaki Kirito glanced over there, Tsunade, who was still stuck in his own nightmare and couldn't get out, made a choice in his heart without hesitation, and opened the main interface!
Uzumaki Kirito saw that under the [Immortal Body], there is an additional interface that can be expanded.

Uzumaki Kirito said 'expand' in his heart!
In an instant, a transparent panel appeared before Kirito Uzumaki's eyes.

[Asura Immortal's body, state, merged! 】

[Efficacy: Enhanced vitality, enhanced body energy, enhanced fairy art]

[New: Some moves are unlocked!The Taoist Jade has been unlocked! 】

[Functions not yet unlocked: medical ninjutsu, black stick, wooden escape, etc.]

Uzumaki Kirito's eyes lit up!
Asking for jade?
Good stuff!As long as the opponent does not master the power of the Six Paths, the opponent's Chakra can be completely blocked!

Can you unlock new functions just by slapping Tsunade?
Uzumaki Kirito looked at Tsunade's expression changed.

Is he watching Hokage from the future?

Do not!
This is clearly a walking mobile experience package!

Kirito Uzumaki made the sound of wanting to have another wave of experience!

Then, it was interrupted by Jiraiya's shocked yell.

"Tsunade?!"

"Tsunate! Why are you here?"

"No! What's wrong with you!"

Jiraiya, with a changeable expression, is a man who comes with an oil-painted live expression pack.