Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

for a long time.

He Hua, Ye Changjiang, Ye Qing, and Xiao Keli sat in the living room of the ward.

In the middle, there are two super soldier serums on a small table.

"Come on, even if you admit that you are the gorilla who lost face at home, Daddy will not blame you, and will never hang you up and beat you."

Ye Changjiang looked at Ye Qing with a smile on his face.

"Yeah, if your dad beats you, mom will help... no, she will stop your dad."

There was a gentle smile on He Hua's face.

"……I'm not."

Ye Qing responded weakly.

He Hua's smile gradually turned cold, "Then how do you explain that you didn't go out when the gorilla went crazy in the reincarnation world, and you came out as soon as the civilized reincarnation war was over."

"Yes, can you explain why your utility room has become a treasure room, and you are the first to discover the treasure every time?"

Ye Changjiang answered immediately.

Ye Qing hesitated for a long time, then said weakly: "...I like to sleep, and I love to laugh."

"Like to sleep is the answer to your mother's question, what the hell is love to laugh?" Ye Changjiang stared.

"Didn't someone say that people who love to laugh are lucky."

"Why don't you just say that you are so handsome that even Lady Luck likes you?"

"Huh? Daddy, did you finally see that I'm just not too handsome?"

"..."

The trial assembly was suspended.

Ye Changjiang and He Hua walked aside and whispered for a long time.

Then, when they came back, they all had heavy expressions on their faces.

"Son, Daddy recently got into trouble with a reincarnation force, so I'm going to go to the reincarnation world with your mommy to avoid the limelight, hoping to avoid their pursuit... Remember, if Daddy unfortunately dies in the reincarnation world , you must not go to those people to take revenge, if you go, it is tantamount to hitting a stone with a pebble."

Ye Changjiang's voice was low, as if he was about to die.

"Okay, I understand." Ye Qing nodded.

"Huh??? You won't say that this revenge will not be avenged and you will be the Son of Man?!"

"When you said I'd go there, it was like hitting a pebble with a stone!"

"Then you have to go too! It is only natural to avenge your father, otherwise others will say you are unfilial!"

"Very well, let's sever the relationship between father and son happily now."

"..."

Ye Changjiang's body trembled, as if the air conditioner in the room was too cold.

"Hey, silly son, what your dad really meant is that the equipment in the utility room is only prepared for one person, and our trip is still prone to danger... Sigh, if the mysterious reincarnation can send a second Just a few pieces of equipment.”

He Hua pressed Ye Changjiang with one hand, and wiped her eyes sadly.

Ye Qing was startled.

Seeing this, both He Hua and Ye Changjiang were overjoyed.

"that--"

Suddenly, Ye Qing muttered: "Mom, when did you go crazy? Do you still think about doing such a good thing every day?"

He Hua: "..."

Ye Changjiang: "..."

"Come on, Mommy! Beat the bad brother to death!"

After a long time, the sound of Xiao Keli cheering happily resounded throughout the ward.

"Say! Are you that damn orangutan? Did you get the ring of reincarnation behind our backs and become a reincarnation?!"

Ye Changjiang grabbed Ye Qing's head, spit all over Ye Qing's face, venting his violent fatherly love.

"My lord is wronged!"

Ye Qing wailed loudly, "Where can I find the reincarnation precepts, a crazy person? It's raining, and I don't have the reincarnation precepts!"

"Then you should explain to me clearly, how did the inexplicable things come about this time and last time!"

"Well, I admit that I know a reincarnated person, and he said that he wanted to use my name to cover up his identity."

"Make it up! Continue making it up!"

"He said that in exchange, if he gets some things he doesn't need in the future, he will send them to me. The price is that I can never disclose this to others, and I can't tell others that my name is Ye Qing and I live here."

"Hehe, the compilation is quite similar, I almost believed it."

"That orangutan is not crazy, if he really doesn't want to reveal his identity, how can people know that his name is Ye Qing?"

"Then I saw that he has the same talking habits as you in the live broadcast?"

"Woooooo... He said that he would borrow my identity, so naturally... he would imitate the same habit of talking to me, and I am more handsome than him..."

"..."

He Hua and Ye Changjiang looked at each other.

For a moment, their thoughts began to waver.

Yes.

How can a person who really doesn't want to reveal his identity directly report his real name?

Moreover, the reincarnation ring was numbered after the news was announced, and whoever received which numbered reincarnation ring was recorded, and the origin of the ring must be recorded.

It is impossible for the federal leaders to be crazy enough to give a reincarnation ring to a psychopath!

Unless it is said that this neuropathy is stealing someone else's reincarnation ring.

But who can Ye Qing rob in the psychiatric hospital?
Other neuropathy?
Or the gray-haired doctor director?
"Um, if Mom and Dad want you to help contact that reincarnation, can you contact me?"

He Hua hesitated for a long time, and slowly let go of a broom.

Ye Qing burst into tears, feeling infinitely wronged, "You hurt me, I want a snack."

"Okay, mom will give you a link later, you just choose."

"I also want a computer."

"Okay, later I'll ask your father to equip you with the latest computer from the company, as well as a set of smart bracelets and glasses."

"Little Keli just laughed at me, I want to be alone with her."

"...It seems that you lack maternal love again."

"I can't get in touch. The guy said that if there is anything I don't need, he will put it in the utility room for me. At other times, I just need to be careful not to reveal my identity."

Ye Qing looked serious: "Mom and Dad, you have to pay attention too, don't reveal that you have a son named Ye Qing. To be on the safe side, I think I can sever ties with you immediately, so as to prevent you from accidentally revealing your identity. That reincarnated person came to make trouble."

"..."

Both He Hua and Ye Changjiang fell silent.

Ye Changjiang turned his head slowly, and then saw Xiao Keli handing him a stick.

At the same time, He Hua reached out to grab the broom again.

……

for a long time.

He Hua left with Ye Changjiang.

After taking the super soldier serum, their physical fitness has been greatly improved.

Prepare to directly apply for the ring of reincarnation without going through the holy land, and go to the world of reincarnation for experience.

Before leaving, they told the two to be honest while they were away.

Especially Ye Qing.

Otherwise they will definitely beat Ye Qing to death!
"Bad brother! Baba and Mama are going to the reincarnation world together, won't you help?!"

As soon as they left, Xiao Keli rushed to Ye Qing with her mouth pouting.

He Hua and Ye Changjiang were deceived, and they no longer believed that Ye Qing was the reincarnation who turned the tide and led the Blue Star Civilization to victory.

Little Keli is very clear!
"Hehe, it seems that your wings are hardened, and you dare to throw yourself into the net before I settle accounts with you. Come on, let Oni sauce touch your wings...Xie Te! Xiaohua, you idiot, I will It's your master, even biting me?!"

Ye Qing waved his hand in pain, there was a little Pole Devourer biting his palm.

I don't know where Xiao Keli's magic power came from, but Xiao Hua's relationship with her is better than Ye Qing's.

Hmm, maybe Ye Qing will only let Xiao Hua die.

Little Keli always feeds Xiaohua delicious food, including when she ate panda meat.

"Go help Papa Mama, or I will let Xiaohua bite you to death!"

Little Kelly threatened viciously.

"Help me, sister! I'm not a reincarnation, and if you help me again, your plan of Erni-chan saving money to buy loli will be completely bankrupt, don't you know?"

Ye Qing dragged Xiao Hua, a silly pet, and threw it out of the window.

"I'm a loli too!"

"Huh?! Hehehe...Little Keli, have you finally come to the realization that you want to understand the world of adults...Huh? Where did the murderous intent come from?"

Ye Qing looked up suspiciously.

He Hua and Ye Changjiang, who had just gone downstairs, appeared there.

"Da Silly Qing, do you know what a carbine is?"

The two smiled and walked into the room slowly.

"..."

Ye Qing tentatively asked: "Then do you know what it means to be easy to hide with an open gun?"

"Eat me to no avail Loli hidden weapon!!!"

He picked up the dazed little Keli and threw it towards the two, opened the window and jumped down.