Urban Almighty System

"1000 yuan?" The old man was immediately happy when he heard it, and he looked at Xia Ming with shining eyes, the old man said: "Young man, you are sensible, knowing that it is not easy for me, a thousand is a thousand. "

When Xia Ming heard this, he couldn't help but said: "Old man, if you guess again, even one thousand won't reveal my identity."

"You... you don't mean to give me ten thousand... ten thousand..." The old man suddenly opened his eyes wide and asked in disbelief.

Even Lin Wanqing stared at Xia Ming with big eyes and small eyes, her eyes were full of disbelief, Lin Wanqing couldn't help but want to remind Xia Ming, but at this time Xia Ming gave Lin Wanqing a message to be safe and don't be impatient. eyes.

Lin Wanqing still held back her words.

"Grandpa, let me tell you, I'm the second generation of the rich, and 80 million yuan is just a drop in the bucket for me, and I'm not talking about 100 yuan. To me, 100 yuan is equivalent to [-] yuan. It's [-] million, how about the old man?"

"I'll give you 100 million." Xia Ming stretched out this finger and dangled it in front of the old man. For a while, the old man stared straight at Xia Ming's finger, and for a while it turned into a fighting cock. Eye.

"100 million... 100 million... oh my god... it turned out to be 100 million..." The old man's body began to tremble. Although he said that his income is good, compared with 100 million, it is a sky and a ground. Ah, with 100 million, he can play with beautiful women and sleep in the best hotel.

For a while, the old man became excited.

"You...you really want to give me 100 million?" the old man couldn't help asking.

"Do you think I'm a liar?" Xia Ming said with a smile.

Gollum!

The old man couldn't help swallowing his saliva, his eyes lit up like a hungry wolf seeing delicious food.

Gollum.

Suddenly the old man's stomach groaned, and for a moment the old man's face flushed, just like the soldering iron that had just been taken out of the fire.

Bang.

At this time, the old man let out a loud fart, and with the sound of the fart, a stench that had been suppressed for an unknown number of years began to spread, and at this time Lin Wanqing's pretty face was flushed, and her brows were frowning. Frowning tightly, he covered his mouth and nose, with indescribable disgust.

At this time Xia Ming said: "Grandpa, did you eat too much at noon, this fart tastes strong enough." Xia Ming couldn't help but teased.

At this time, the old man's face was flushed, and he felt a little uncomfortable. He gritted his teeth and couldn't help saying: "Young man, when will you give me the one million?"

Seeing the old man's uncomfortable appearance, Xia Ming felt amused in his heart. Xia Ming quickly pretended to ponder, and did not answer the old man's words immediately.

Seeing Xia Ming's ink stains, the old man became anxious and couldn't help but said, "Why don't you give me the money quickly? I'm leaving now."

When Xia Ming heard this, he laughed immediately, and said, "Old man, I also want to give you the money, but did you see someone running around with a million yuan on their backs? Or, old man?" Uncle, wait here for a while, and I will get you some money?"

When the old man heard this, he became anxious. It wasn't that he didn't want to wait, but that he really couldn't wait any longer. Now he felt as if a shark was rolling over in his stomach, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Bang.

At this moment, the old man let out another loud fart. At this time, the people around couldn't help but take a few steps back, for fear of smelling the stinky fart.

"Then what do you say?" The old man couldn't help touching his buttocks with his hands. This time he really couldn't bear it, and he almost fell ill.

Xia Ming pretended to be puzzled and said: "Grandpa, do you have something urgent? Why don't you go and handle the matter first, and I'll wait for you here. When you come back, you can go with me to get the money. "

"Well, you wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll be right back."

At this time, the old man couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately let out another loud fart, stood up quickly and started to go to the toilet.

At this time, the pain in the head, legs, and waist was gone, and it looked very healthy. For a while, even Lin Wanqing was dumbfounded, pointing at the old man, and said: "Xia Ming...he...he ..."

"Honey, don't look, let's go quickly." Xia Ming waved his hand.

"But...he..." Lin Wanqing pointed at the person who left, and didn't know what to say.

Xia Mingdao: "wife, didn't you see? Who can run so fast after being hit by a car? Look at this old man's body, he is as healthy as a cow, but he looks like a sick person what?"

Lin Wanqing's pretty face was instantly covered with a layer of frost. At this time, no matter how stupid she was, she could still react.

The old man was fine at all, and he didn't bump into him at all.

All this is because the old man is a fan of porcelain.

After hearing Xia Ming's explanation, the people around them suddenly realized that the faces of the few people who were helping the old man to fight the injustice just now turned red.

They all lowered their heads shyly.

They knew that they wronged Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing.

After Xia Ming sat in the car, he waved at Lin Wanqing and said, "Honey, hurry home."

Only then did Lin Wanqing come to her senses, stomped on the ground angrily, opened the car door, started the car, stepped on the accelerator, and shot out.

Lin Wanqing and Xia Ming had just walked for 5 minutes. At this time, the old man had also resolved the fight. He was humming a little song with his hands behind his back, and walked step by step towards the place where Xia Ming parked.

But when he got to the place just now, he found that Xia Ming's car was gone.

"What about people?"

The old man's eyes were wide open and his small eyes were wide open. Those small sneaky eyes wandered around, trying to find the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, but at this time, there were no whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing. Xia Ming didn't know where he had slipped off for a long time.

"Ah...my 100 million..."

At this time, the old man finally came to his senses, and sat on the avenue as if he had collapsed. He burst into tears for a while, and his whole face was twisted together. It looked like his parents had died.

The old man felt distressed: "I'll drop that money, why did you just lose it?"

Then the old man's whole face became extremely ferocious, and he cried out loudly while crying: "You two young people are really deceiving people, you said you were waiting for my old man, why did you sneak away, you are really mad at me Old man... you will be struck by lightning, you are not human... I am already so old, and you still deceive the old man about my feelings."

For a while, the old man was crying and making noise on the main road. After seeing him, many people took a detour. However, because the old man occupied the motorway, it caused traffic jams.

Some caring people even thought that the old man was mentally ill, so they called the psychiatric hospital.

After a while, a car came, and two people in white coats got off and took the old man away. Before taking him away, the old man was crying and making noises. He was panicked and shouted as he walked.

"I'm not mentally ill, I'm not mentally ill..." But those two people in white coats didn't think so. The poor old man didn't have 100 million yuan, and was sent to a mental hospital instead. If Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing I know, I'm afraid I will also be dumbfounded.

Really complied with that sentence, if you don't die, you won't die, and the wicked will have their own torture.