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"Strange, why did it suddenly become so hot? Is the air conditioner in the dog's official computer room broken?"

"It's also possible that the dog official used love to generate funds and turned off the air conditioner in the game."

"That pervert over there, please put on your clothes."

"What the hell I'm sweating while playing a game, the air conditioner in my virtual warehouse is short circuited?"

Feeling the heat, European server players finally found out that the temperature was coming from the Ring of Fire. Bege William asked the players to go to the Ring of Fire to explore. The result was feedback. Before the players stepped into the border of the Ring of Fire, their blood volume was less than [-]%. Cengceng fell down.

As far as the blood volume drops, let alone go in, if you stay outside for 1 minute, you can go offline and turn on the air conditioner.

In the Chunyang area, Lu Dongbin was receiving friends by the lake. Bai Ya and Huamao asked the people to pick all kinds of fruits in the area and put them on the ground, while the two creatures fell asleep beside them.

Lu Dongbin smiled and said to the fat man in front of him: "All these years, you have been hiding completely."

Zhu Bajie ate the fruit with both hands, and said, "I'm a creature at the peak of the Holy Spirit, what can I do if I don't hide."

Lu Dongbin picked up a fruit and took a bite: "Don't think that I can't see it. Your godly peak state forcefully lowers an entire state by relying on natural mental strength. If you let the Buddhist masters know that you use their artifacts to do these things It is estimated that I will be pissed off."

Zhu Bajie groped and sat alone: ​​"At that time, all the creatures above the Holy Spirit realm rushed into the void. So many creatures died of Taoism and Buddhism, and the Jiejiao was almost destroyed. Even Brother Hou was forced to fossilize in the end. My old pig Still have self-knowledge.”

Lu Dongbin was silent for a while and said: "Some things cannot be avoided. At first my friends advised me to hide from the world, but I still chose to escape into the void. I was not the one who died in the end. Now I am the only one left among the Eight Immortals."

Zhu Bajie also let go of the fruit: "It is a disaster to escape the catastrophe. The next time the void strikes, I don't know when it will be."

Lu Dongbin: "It won't be too far away, the human race has entered the world now."

Just as Zhu Bajie was about to speak, he suddenly felt a spatial fluctuation, and looked at Lu Dongbin suspiciously.

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Little fellow of the human race, it's rare that my Chunyang area is so lively today."

. . .

After Ye Jian teleported to the Chunyang area, he suddenly saw two people sitting in front of him, one fat and one thin, and he identified them:
'Zhu Bajie, the peak of the gods (the realm is self-suppressed to the peak of the holy spirit). '

"Lu Dongbin, ???."

After the Huaxia Server player changed three times, the identification information was stronger than before. Ye Jian froze for a moment after recognizing the names of the two in front of him.

What the hell?Isn't Zhu Bajie on the European server?How could it appear in the Chunyang region?And why can't Lu Dongbin recognize the realm? !

Lu Dongbin is already used to the rudeness of the human race. Every time he sees the human race, he will be swept away, making himself like a big girl.

"Little guy of the human race, what are you doing here?" Zhu Bajie asked.

Facing the two bosses, Ye Jian was a little astonished, and hurriedly replied: "Come and hide...no, come and observe."

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "I don't have anything for you to observe except cats and dogs."

Zhu Bajie interrupted and asked, "Little guy, do you have any wine?"

Ye Jian's black face, why don't you have any idol baggage as a celebrity?Do you want a drink as soon as you come up?
"No, I can't drink alcohol."

Zhu Bajie listened: "What? You won't live long? I think you look fine."

Ye Jian was speechless, Lu Dongbin saw Ye Jian with the blade on his back, and asked with a smile, "Little guy, do you use a sword too?"

if not?Why am I carrying a sword without a sword?Do you chop vegetables?
Zhu Bajie saw Ye Jian's impatience, laughed and said, "Chunyangzi, this little guy is too stupid to understand what you said."

Ye Jian froze for a moment when he heard Zhu Bajie's words, what do you mean?There is something in the words?

'Ding: Please pass the test of Chunyang Sword Immortal, and you can be promoted to a fourth-rank career if you succeed. '

What!Fuck!Is Lu Dongbin trying to teach me swordsmanship?

He knelt down on the ground and shouted shamelessly: "Dad... No, boss! Please teach me sword skills!"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said nothing, Zhu Bajie was also happy to see such a shameless human creature: "It's still a little clever, Chunyangzi, how about I test him for you?"

Lu Dongbin: "I'm sorry."

When Ye Jian was still confused about the test, Zhu Bajie had appeared in front of his eyes at some point, reaching out to press his Tianling Gai.

Ye Jian dodged subconsciously, and Zhu Bajie appreciated it: "Yes, I can dodge, but I will have to use some strength next. If you persevere, Chunyangzi should be willing to give you advice."

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Bajie's figure disappeared and appeared behind him again, kicking Ye Jian's waist, Ye Jian hastily pulled out the blade to block, but the strong force still made him fly.

Turning around in the air and landing smoothly, a voice came from behind again: "During the battle, don't lose your mind at any time, and pay attention to every move of the enemy."

"Broken Sword!" Ye Jian shouted in a low voice.

He slashed in the direction of the sound twice with all his strength, but there was nothing, and Zhu Bajie's voice came again from behind: "When you encounter a fast enemy, your eyes can't keep up, so use your ears."

with ears?Damn your voice is floating around like a ghost!Use a hairy ear!Even if you give me a hearing aid, I can't hear!

A sword flower continued to attack the voice on the other side, and the voice came to the other side again: "This side."

Looking at the human beings being teased constantly, Lu Dongbin reminded: "Don't think about controlling the sword, but communicate with the sword, it is your partner, follow the sword."

Keep turning your head to look for Zhu Bajie's figure, follow the sword?How to follow! ! !

Zhu Bajie's voice came again: "Be careful, I'm going to beat you up this time, be careful..."

Zhu Bajie didn't finish his sentence, Ye Jian subconsciously drew a sword flower and cut an entity.

Killed?
Lu Dongbin's eyes lit up, and Zhu Bajie's voice came again: "That's right, unfortunately it's just my afterimage, this time it's your left leg."

I left your sister!You are too deceitful!Lifting his right foot and kicking forward, he felt that he had hit the entity again. Ye Jian's sword-wielding hand didn't stop, and he immediately slashed behind him twice in a row.

Zhu Bajie's figure suddenly appeared, and two shallow bloodstains appeared on his chest.

Ye Jian has never experienced such a shocking and disgusting battle. After seeing Zhu Bajie being injured by himself, he couldn't react for a while. Am I beheading the old pig?

The astonished Zhu Bajie suddenly became transparent and gradually disappeared.

"That's right, even though it's just a clone of me, it has my strength, and it's really rare to be able to hit it." Zhu Bajie's voice came from a distance.

Ye Jian turned his head and looked over dully, why are you still sitting there? !It turns out that you have never moved. . .

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "You just heard that it was the left side, why did you lift your right foot?"

Ye Jian replied subconsciously: "I don't know, I just feel that a pig is kicking my right foot."

Zhu Bajie: . . .Have been offended. . .

Lu Dongbin laughed loudly, a splash of water suddenly rose from the center of the lake, and the splash turned into a water sword and flew over, stopping in front of Ye Jian.

"Cut off this sword, and I will guide you." Lu Dongbin smiled lightly.

Damn, he clearly said he injured Zhu Bajie, but now he brings out the water sword!Obviously Ruanfan Wang Sizhuan just read a few poems!Why, I'll take a physical exam directly! ?
Ye Jian stared at Shuijian, Zhu Bajie stood up and said to Lu Dongbin: "Chunyangzi, I should go too, I want to find that monkey before the void strikes."

Lu Dongbin didn't speak, Zhu Bajie picked up a few fruits, and said to Lu Dongbin before leaving: "This little guy of the human race has a talent for swords..."