Nine Uncle World: Opening Awakening Traveling Frog System

"Tch, you didn't say it earlier."

The handsome waved his hand, a little upset.

If it was someone else, Uncle Jiu really wanted to slap him and say:
"Zombies will bite their relatives first. As long as the commander is here, the zombie will come out at night! At that time, we will arrest him. Pull out Zongji's teeth and grind them into powder, mix water with the commander and drink it, and he will be fine."

"That's good, guards! From now until dawn tomorrow, if I come out first, everything will be fine. If they go out first... they will all be shot!!"

"Yes, handsome!"

The soldiers ran out of the ancestral hall with their guns in their hands and closed the doors.

Damn, doesn't this mean that the commander-in-chief's illness is not cured, and we are all going to die?
Qiu Sheng was taken aback, and hurriedly cast a questioning look at Uncle Jiu.

Lin Chuan glanced at the proud commander standing aside, and said in a low voice, "Master, can you bear this?"

Facing hundreds of thousands of guns, Lin Chuan may not be able to retreat completely.

But a few guns, definitely a small problem.

And as a disciple of Maoshan, as long as Uncle Jiu wants to ruin the Marshal's family, it's very easy, just a little bit of trickery.

It's a pity that Uncle Jiu is an upright person and would never do such evil things.

What do you mean?
Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment, but Lin Chuan didn't answer, and fumbled in his pocket a few times.

He found a handkerchief and took it out to cover his nose.

"The right size."

"What are you doing?"

Uncle Jiu couldn't understand what was going on with Lin Chuan covering his nose with a handkerchief.

"What do you mean? I just want to see if the handkerchief Tingting gave me is still there!"

Lin Chuan looked at Uncle Jiu blankly.

Master, don't you think that I want to do something to the seniors of the handsome family?

It is very simple to do this kind of thing, Lin Chuan really thinks Uncle Jiu will not be able to see it.

But after the fact, he will definitely know what kind of person the master is. Lin Chuan knows very well that if he really did this, the two of them would not even have to be masters and apprentices.

You kid scared me!
Uncle Jiu gave him an angry look, Lin Chuan was innocent and I didn't do anything.

Just now, Lin Chuan said something without thinking, which made Uncle Jiu think that he wanted to make trouble.

It seems that he thinks too much.

This disciple knows how to measure.

Lin Chuan wants to make trouble, but he won't touch the hands and feet of dead people.

It's just making fun of the handsome man, it's as simple as that.

"Google~"

"?!"

The three masters and apprentices looked at the commander in tacit understanding, your stomach is a bit violent!

I must have eaten too much Japanese sashimi

"not good!!"

Dashuai felt stomach cramps and clutched his stomach, his face blushed, and he wanted to go to the toilet.

Lin Chuan hurriedly shouted: "The commander-in-chief can't go out, otherwise the yang energy will be leaked, and the zombies won't come out at night! How will your illness be treated then!"

"I don't care about any illness, I want to go to the toilet!"

The marshal roared with his neck red.

He felt like he couldn't hold it anymore.

What cures a disease, how can it be compared with going to the toilet.

do not care.

"Marshal, if the disease cannot be cured, then you will become a zombie! Think about it, the army you worked so hard to raise will become someone else's. Your wife will be raised for you by others, and your children will follow. Other people's surname... what should I do?"

Lin Chuan didn't think it was a big deal, so Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng's eyes widened.

This can be done!

Not to mention, Qiu Sheng and Uncle Jiu have long been dissatisfied with the Marshal.

Qiu Sheng dared not speak out, while Uncle Jiu was secretly angry, but he didn't want to show it.

In case others say that he has no manners, he failed to win women in the past, but now he is still angry.

"Master, I didn't do anything~~"

A smirk flashed across Lin Chuan's eyes, and he blinked at Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu understood why Lin Chuan had been persuading the general to eat sashimi and mustard just now.

Enthusiastic?

If you eat too much of these things, you will have a stomachache.

"Ah? Then what should I do!" The handsome man was prone to cramps, but he loved his wife very much.

As soon as he heard that his wife would become someone else, he immediately panicked, clutching his buttocks and spinning around in circles, not daring to open the door again.

"Hey, isn't there a jar over there? It can be used if you hold it far away...but you have to go to the corner! Otherwise, the smell is too strong, and the zombies won't come out."

Lin Chuan kindly pointed to the corner.

The commander praised with relief: "You are not bad, you are very clever. When I recover from my illness, I will reward you a lot!"

"Ouch, I can't bear it anymore, roar~~!"

As he said that, the handsome man ran to the wooden frame beside him.

He took out the ceramic vase buried with him as a chamber pot, ran to the corner of the ancestral hall and blocked it with a small screen to solve the problem.

"Huh~ It's cool! I'm really obsessed with it."

"Hey~~"

Qiu Sheng burst out laughing.

Uncle Jiu looked strange: "Do you know that eating too much sashimi will cause stomach trouble?"

Just now he and Qiusheng wanted to eat very much, and Qiusheng even ate some.

He didn't eat at all and was stopped by Lin Chuan.

Lin Chuan approached Uncle Jiu and whispered: "Master, what is Dongying sashimi? To put it bluntly, it is Japanese food. Seafood sashimi, seafood should not be eaten indiscriminately! Take it out of the sea and freeze it, and then send it here, God knows on the way What happened, it will be strange if you don’t eat bad stomach.”

"Then you didn't say it earlier. I ate it too!"

Qiu Sheng's face changed drastically when he heard this.

He ate a lot just now.

That's delicious, but now I can't wait to dig my throat and spit it out.

"Your hands and feet are so fast that I can't stop them."

Lin Chuan spread his palm helplessly: "Here, there is still room over there, I don't think the commander-in-chief would mind having one more chat partner."

"Right, handsome."

"what?!"

The handsome man, who was trying to detoxify, heard someone calling him, and looked over in a daze.

With dew on his face, he thought he didn't hear clearly, so he nodded.

"Oh~ Of course I don't mind."

"Pfft~!"

But, I don't mind!
Qiu Sheng looked at Lin Chuan with resentful eyes.

Lin Chuan whistled and looked at the roof tiles.

Not long after, Qiu Sheng really joined in and became the commander's chat partner.

The two worked hard together.

"What do you want to do?"

It was getting dark.

Uncle Jiu asked casually.

Lin Chuan didn't hide it: ""Let him have a stomachache, and then he will be chased by zombies twice with his bare buttocks. Master, will you participate?" "

"Ahem!! Nonsense!_" Uncle Jiu glared at Lin Chuan with a serious face, "Is that kind of person as a teacher?"

As he spoke, he glanced at the marshal who was about to collapse, and said in a low voice: "Be careful, don't cause any accidents."

I know! !

Absolutely no problem.

"Boy, tell me why zombies bite their relatives?"

"Because they become zombies, biting their relatives first will make them stronger! With blood relationship, they can find you from a long distance. But don't worry, with my master here, it's just a small problem."

"It's not good! Zombies have come out!"

Suddenly, Lin Chuan yelled and stepped forward to intercept.

It's a pity I didn't stop it.

The zombie jumped out of the coffin, and jumped straight towards the direction where the commander was.