Nine Uncle World: Opening Awakening Traveling Frog System
Chapter 47 Uncle Zombie
Lin Chuan comforted his uncle sympathetically, isn't it just a monk chanting scriptures?
Endure it.
"Stop it!!"
The four-eyed priest waved his hands, and said unhappily: "As my nephew, you don't help me, you know that you are sleeping, that kid Jia Le is unreliable at all, alas~~ The boy is not allowed to stay."
"Boom!!"
Jia Le, who had just walked to the door, heard this and slammed his head against the door frame, looking at his master with resentment on his face.
It is not an option to keep the master talking non-stop, and Lin Chuan can't keep plugging his ears with spiritual power. After thinking about it for a while, Lin Chuan's eyes lit up, and he lowered his voice and said to the four-eyed priest: "Master, in fact, you can That's it..."
At the moment, Lin Chuan helped the Taoist priest with four eyes to make suggestions.
"Is this possible? That old monk has a thick skin!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest looked skeptical, feeling that Lin Chuan's idea was not feasible.
Lin Chuan spread his palms and said helplessly: "You don't need to look at yourself, uncle, you can't disturb me anyway."
"Done!"
As long as you can rest well, there is nothing wrong with compromising.
To deal with a person like Master Yixiu, you can't use brute force, otherwise the rebound will be even stronger, only let him restrain himself consciously.
That night, Daoist Simu, Jiale, and Lin Chuan carried the quilt to the next door, and threw the quilt directly on the ground, as if we wanted to stay here.
Master Yixiu was confused and looked at the three of them suspiciously: "Simu, what are you..."
"Monk, you've been chanting scriptures all day long, so we couldn't sleep, so we had to chat with you. Hurry up, the poor Taoist will move away after a while, and you won't be able to find anyone to chat with." Simudao said angrily with a quilt.
"Move away?"
Master Yixiu was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Why did you move away?"
"Why do you still ask?"
The four-eyed Taoist priest pointed at himself, looking like he was about to die of anger, "You knock and read all day long, I can bear it when I am old. No, my nephew can't bear it, I have to leave, originally I plan to stay longer, but how can I live this ghostly life!"
"Amitabha, sin, sin, it seems to be the poor monk's fault, I don't want to disturb Nephew Lin Chuan's rest."
Master Yixiu scratched his head, and asked himself in his heart, is it a bit too much?
Lin Chuan's acting skills exploded, showing a three-point difficulty and seven-point embarrassment expression: "I'm sorry, it's because the exercises I practice are quite special, and if I'm disturbed, I'm easy to get hurt."
"My nephew was almost killed by you!! When we move out, you can read it as you like!"
The four-eyed priest still had an angry expression on his face.
The thin-skinned Qingqing tugged on the master's clothes, and said in a low voice, "Master, are we going too far? It will affect others' rest and cultivation."
"This one……"
Master Yixiu has a stubborn temper and a good nature. At this time, he was put on the grill of morality, and his face turned red with shame.
This method works!
The four-eyed priest secretly smiled.
Jia Le wanted to say that since the voice was not too loud, he was not affected.
It's a pity that before he came, he was threatened by his master not to talk nonsense, so he didn't dare to speak now.
"It's the poor monk's fault, and the poor monk will pay attention to it in the future." Master Yixiu said sincerely.
Get it!
Lin Chuan felt that his solution to the problem was very good.
With a system in place, it doesn't mean that you have to slap everyone in the face and make yourself an enemy of the whole world.
People like Master Yixiu take retreat as an advance and explain the truth, so they will be fine!
Before Lin Chuan was complacent, he heard Master Yixiu continue to say:
"Simu, look how good this is. From now on, I will recite sutras during the day and stop at night."
"The old monk's words don't count!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest didn't appreciate it, and opened his mouth to angrily scold the other party for breaking his promise, and asked the other party to swear that he would never recite scriptures in the future.
Lin Chuan opened his mouth wide, surprised by Simudao's aggressive attitude.
Sure enough, Master Yixiu got into a fight with Taoist Simu again.
"You fake Taoist priest who doesn't recite scriptures himself, don't think that this old monk is the same as you!"
"You stinky monk chanting scriptures and disturbing the people will not achieve positive results!"
"Bah, Niubi!"
"Bah, you baldy!"
The faces of the two were arguing red.
Lin Chuan was speechless, feeling that all his hard work was in vain.
Taoist Simu couldn't quarrel with the monk, and threatened to move.
Master Yixiu suddenly said: "In that case, Qingqing, pack up your things."
"What are you doing packing up?" Qingqing looked over suspiciously.
Master Yixiu said: "We also set off with the four-eyed Taoist priest, and we have a neighbor to accompany us!"
If you move, I will move too. What's the matter, you still want to run?
"I..." The four-eyed Taoist priest was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Lin Chuan completely admired him.
These two live treasures!
He figured it out, helping these two people to reconcile was purely thankless.
"Monk, don't bully people too much!"
"How can the poor monk bully others too much? No one stipulates that we cannot be neighbors!"
"Wow, I'm so mad, I want to fight you!"
"It just so happens that the poor monk has made some progress in his practice recently, so I can compete with you four eyes."
As the two talked, they raised their hands.
Jiale and Qingqing went to fight, and the scene was chaotic.
Lin Chuan sighed, and walked out of the room by himself to get some air.
After staying with this group of teasers for a long time, Lin Chuan felt that his IQ would decrease.
"Slow down, slow down!"
At this time, there was a loud noise not far away.
Lin Chuan looked up and saw a group of people walking through the dense forest.
"The Qing Dynasty is dead, why are there still Tartars running around the world?" Lin Chuan was amazed at these people with long braids and Qing Dynasty costumes.
Wait... coffins, carriages, people from the Qing court!
This is the beginning of Uncle Zombie's story! ?
Lin Chuan suddenly wanted to come, raised his hand and patted his forehead, he almost forgot that he was following the Taoist Master Four Eyes just for this royal zombie!
"Stop arguing, it seems that someone is coming!"
Lin Chuan turned around and shouted back to the house.
"Is there any business coming?" Taoist Priest Simu was already in a fight with Master Yixiu, but at this moment he stopped his movements.
Nothing matters more than making money!
The four-eyed Taoist hurried out to look around, and the moment he saw the coffin, his eyes lit up.
I saw that the carriage pulling the coffin was extremely heavy, and where the wheels passed, the ground sank.
A coffin made of gold!
If this thing is sold, you don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life!
The four-eyed Taoist hurriedly straightened the torn clothes, straightened his hat, and greeted him with a smile.
This team has a group of soldiers, several guards, Taoist priests, plus an eunuch and an elder brother.
Weird team combination.
"Brother, let me borrow some glutinous rice from you."
Daoist Qianhe walked out of the team and explained his reason for coming.
He passed by here, intending to borrow some glutinous rice to prevent the zombies from making trouble.
The one lying in the coffin was a zombie, not a dead body, and Daoist Qianhe knew it well.
Endure it.
"Stop it!!"
The four-eyed priest waved his hands, and said unhappily: "As my nephew, you don't help me, you know that you are sleeping, that kid Jia Le is unreliable at all, alas~~ The boy is not allowed to stay."
"Boom!!"
Jia Le, who had just walked to the door, heard this and slammed his head against the door frame, looking at his master with resentment on his face.
It is not an option to keep the master talking non-stop, and Lin Chuan can't keep plugging his ears with spiritual power. After thinking about it for a while, Lin Chuan's eyes lit up, and he lowered his voice and said to the four-eyed priest: "Master, in fact, you can That's it..."
At the moment, Lin Chuan helped the Taoist priest with four eyes to make suggestions.
"Is this possible? That old monk has a thick skin!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest looked skeptical, feeling that Lin Chuan's idea was not feasible.
Lin Chuan spread his palms and said helplessly: "You don't need to look at yourself, uncle, you can't disturb me anyway."
"Done!"
As long as you can rest well, there is nothing wrong with compromising.
To deal with a person like Master Yixiu, you can't use brute force, otherwise the rebound will be even stronger, only let him restrain himself consciously.
That night, Daoist Simu, Jiale, and Lin Chuan carried the quilt to the next door, and threw the quilt directly on the ground, as if we wanted to stay here.
Master Yixiu was confused and looked at the three of them suspiciously: "Simu, what are you..."
"Monk, you've been chanting scriptures all day long, so we couldn't sleep, so we had to chat with you. Hurry up, the poor Taoist will move away after a while, and you won't be able to find anyone to chat with." Simudao said angrily with a quilt.
"Move away?"
Master Yixiu was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Why did you move away?"
"Why do you still ask?"
The four-eyed Taoist priest pointed at himself, looking like he was about to die of anger, "You knock and read all day long, I can bear it when I am old. No, my nephew can't bear it, I have to leave, originally I plan to stay longer, but how can I live this ghostly life!"
"Amitabha, sin, sin, it seems to be the poor monk's fault, I don't want to disturb Nephew Lin Chuan's rest."
Master Yixiu scratched his head, and asked himself in his heart, is it a bit too much?
Lin Chuan's acting skills exploded, showing a three-point difficulty and seven-point embarrassment expression: "I'm sorry, it's because the exercises I practice are quite special, and if I'm disturbed, I'm easy to get hurt."
"My nephew was almost killed by you!! When we move out, you can read it as you like!"
The four-eyed priest still had an angry expression on his face.
The thin-skinned Qingqing tugged on the master's clothes, and said in a low voice, "Master, are we going too far? It will affect others' rest and cultivation."
"This one……"
Master Yixiu has a stubborn temper and a good nature. At this time, he was put on the grill of morality, and his face turned red with shame.
This method works!
The four-eyed priest secretly smiled.
Jia Le wanted to say that since the voice was not too loud, he was not affected.
It's a pity that before he came, he was threatened by his master not to talk nonsense, so he didn't dare to speak now.
"It's the poor monk's fault, and the poor monk will pay attention to it in the future." Master Yixiu said sincerely.
Get it!
Lin Chuan felt that his solution to the problem was very good.
With a system in place, it doesn't mean that you have to slap everyone in the face and make yourself an enemy of the whole world.
People like Master Yixiu take retreat as an advance and explain the truth, so they will be fine!
Before Lin Chuan was complacent, he heard Master Yixiu continue to say:
"Simu, look how good this is. From now on, I will recite sutras during the day and stop at night."
"The old monk's words don't count!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest didn't appreciate it, and opened his mouth to angrily scold the other party for breaking his promise, and asked the other party to swear that he would never recite scriptures in the future.
Lin Chuan opened his mouth wide, surprised by Simudao's aggressive attitude.
Sure enough, Master Yixiu got into a fight with Taoist Simu again.
"You fake Taoist priest who doesn't recite scriptures himself, don't think that this old monk is the same as you!"
"You stinky monk chanting scriptures and disturbing the people will not achieve positive results!"
"Bah, Niubi!"
"Bah, you baldy!"
The faces of the two were arguing red.
Lin Chuan was speechless, feeling that all his hard work was in vain.
Taoist Simu couldn't quarrel with the monk, and threatened to move.
Master Yixiu suddenly said: "In that case, Qingqing, pack up your things."
"What are you doing packing up?" Qingqing looked over suspiciously.
Master Yixiu said: "We also set off with the four-eyed Taoist priest, and we have a neighbor to accompany us!"
If you move, I will move too. What's the matter, you still want to run?
"I..." The four-eyed Taoist priest was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Lin Chuan completely admired him.
These two live treasures!
He figured it out, helping these two people to reconcile was purely thankless.
"Monk, don't bully people too much!"
"How can the poor monk bully others too much? No one stipulates that we cannot be neighbors!"
"Wow, I'm so mad, I want to fight you!"
"It just so happens that the poor monk has made some progress in his practice recently, so I can compete with you four eyes."
As the two talked, they raised their hands.
Jiale and Qingqing went to fight, and the scene was chaotic.
Lin Chuan sighed, and walked out of the room by himself to get some air.
After staying with this group of teasers for a long time, Lin Chuan felt that his IQ would decrease.
"Slow down, slow down!"
At this time, there was a loud noise not far away.
Lin Chuan looked up and saw a group of people walking through the dense forest.
"The Qing Dynasty is dead, why are there still Tartars running around the world?" Lin Chuan was amazed at these people with long braids and Qing Dynasty costumes.
Wait... coffins, carriages, people from the Qing court!
This is the beginning of Uncle Zombie's story! ?
Lin Chuan suddenly wanted to come, raised his hand and patted his forehead, he almost forgot that he was following the Taoist Master Four Eyes just for this royal zombie!
"Stop arguing, it seems that someone is coming!"
Lin Chuan turned around and shouted back to the house.
"Is there any business coming?" Taoist Priest Simu was already in a fight with Master Yixiu, but at this moment he stopped his movements.
Nothing matters more than making money!
The four-eyed Taoist hurried out to look around, and the moment he saw the coffin, his eyes lit up.
I saw that the carriage pulling the coffin was extremely heavy, and where the wheels passed, the ground sank.
A coffin made of gold!
If this thing is sold, you don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life!
The four-eyed Taoist hurriedly straightened the torn clothes, straightened his hat, and greeted him with a smile.
This team has a group of soldiers, several guards, Taoist priests, plus an eunuch and an elder brother.
Weird team combination.
"Brother, let me borrow some glutinous rice from you."
Daoist Qianhe walked out of the team and explained his reason for coming.
He passed by here, intending to borrow some glutinous rice to prevent the zombies from making trouble.
The one lying in the coffin was a zombie, not a dead body, and Daoist Qianhe knew it well.
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