Dragon Race: My boss is Lu Mingze

Xia Tian sat between the two, with an examiner standing on the left and right sides, like two door gods pasted on a door.

"Allow me to introduce you to the one on the left, Ye Sheng, the interviewer of Kassel College, a graduate of Kassel College in 04, currently working in the executive department of the college." Xia Tian crossed his hands and sat upright in Lu Ming non front.

"My name is Aki Shutoku, and I am also the examiner this time." Aki Shutoku bowed in a very Japanese way.

"Oh hi!" Lu Ming responded with a non-conditioned reflex. As an otaku, he is naturally very familiar with this kind of thing, it is simply engraved in his bones. Hey.

Jiude Yaji chuckled, "Oh hi!", and corrected Lu Mingfei's pronunciation.

Fortunately, the otaku life for many years is not without advantages, it seems that the examiner has a good impression of him.

Just
Lu Mingfei looked at the face that deserved a beating, and couldn't help but get angry.

I told you to pretend that you are an examiner, so what did you want to do when you pretended to ask me "Hey, did you apply to the University of Chicago" that night.

You can't say, "Oh yes, this is indeed the interview notice from our college. I am the examiner this time. The exam question of our college is XXX. You have to prepare a lot."

That's enough loyalty, brother.We grew up wearing a pair of trouser legs, bah bah bah, we peeed a pot since we were young.

Bah, bah, bah, Lu Mingfei's heart is very complicated, which is reflected in his expression, which is as ugly as eating a dead mouse.

Ye Sheng and Jiu De Yaji looked at him suspiciously, as if they were watching some strange creature's performance.

Cough, cough, Lu Mingfei coughed a few times, thinking, this is not the time to slander Xia Tian, ​​he is now the chief examiner.

If you are angry at your dantian, I will bear it!
Facing Xia Tian, ​​Lu Mingfei immediately showed a flattering expression, "Can we start?"

"Of course." Xia Tian still had a smiling face.

Ye Sheng and Jiu De Yaji pulled out their chairs and sat down, and opened their notebooks.

"Do you believe in aliens?" asked Ye Sheng, who was on the far left.

"Huh?" What the hell kind of question is this, alien?Are the featured subjects at your college astronomy-related, dedicated to the study of extraterrestrials?

Lu Mingfei racked his brains to think about it. In his not-so-large brain capacity, there is really nothing related to aliens.

Naturally, there is nothing to believe or not to believe.

He turned his eyes from Ye Sheng to Xia Tian, ​​thinking, you are playing with me!
Co-authoring the spoken English that Old Tang taught me yesterday, I was blind for nothing.

You interview in Chinese.

Your first question is not "please introduce yourself" or "why did you apply to our college"

It's "Do you believe in aliens?"

A grass-like plant took root and sprouted in Lu Mingfei's mind, and three plants grew in a row, and together they became a Chinese quintessence.

"I believe it." Lu Mingfei's face showed deep disappointment. He has always been so bad. Before the exam, he used a pen to write all the formulas on the desk, but the teacher asked everyone to exchange seats, and finally peeked at the next seat. The answer sheet, but he found that others were A papers and he was B papers.

"I believe there are aliens," Lu Mingfei said somewhat self-destructively. Anyway, there are only two answers to this kind of thing.

Believe it or not.Lu Mingfei could only choose one.

"Tell me your reasons why you believe in aliens"

"There is a rooftop on the roof of my house. I often sit there. At night, the sky is full of stars. There will always be one on it. There must be aliens."

Lu Mingfei could only talk nonsense, and he found a self-justifying reason for himself; "The universe is so big, and the earth revolves around the sun, but in the vast universe, there are countless suns shining. It's weird"

"How long does it take for a ray of light to shine on the earth from the stars? It will take at least a few hundred years. Is it unreasonable that only the earth will be inhabited by humans in a few hundred years?" Lu Mingfei lowered his head and thought carefully Said.

He used to be full of fantasies about this world. These are indeed his ideas. There will be aliens in the world. One day, an alien will land from a flying saucer and say to him, "The universe needs you. Stop taking classes like idiots and save the galaxy with me"

Of course, this is his fantasy of watching cartoons like Ultraman when he was a child. Now that he has grown up, he will never have such a childish fantasy.

"Loneliness, you are alluding to Guang's loneliness." Ye Sheng said suddenly, which startled Lu Mingfei.

Ye Sheng typed on the computer very carefully, carefully recording what Lu Mingfei said, but Lu Mingfei felt that Ye Sheng had over-interpreted what he said.

In fact, he didn't think too much about it, it was just some emotion from his childhood.

Lu Mingfei covered his face.

"Second question, do you believe in superpowers?" This time it was Aki Shutoku who asked.

Lu Mingfei scratched his head.

The people in your college have big brains. I'm afraid this kind of interview question is unprecedented, right?

"Believe it, why don't you believe it?" Lu Mingfei also broke the jar, he was just a passerby.

"Then why do you believe it?" Lu Mingfei couldn't help but feel a little headache when he saw Jiu De Yaji's slightly encouraging expression.

Come to ask why again, are you a naughty blue cat asking three thousand questions, asking why everything.

"It's the same as believing in aliens. To believe is to believe. There is no reason." Lu Mingfei really didn't want to make up any reason to perfuse them.

Superpowers are a must.

That kind of super power has always made Lu Mingfei feel that the real world is not just the Montblanc watch that his uncle talked about, the Adidas and Nike that his classmates often show off, and the lady's cosmetics that his aunt misses so much.Otherwise the world would be too boring.

"A tough life doesn't need to be explained." Ye Sheng suddenly said something that was widely circulated on the Internet, and Xia Tian glanced at Ye Sheng suspiciously.

He wondered if Ye Sheng had visited too many dubious forums.

Ye Sheng coughed a few times, and Xia Tian turned his attention to Lu Mingfei again.

"The last question, do you think the basis of human existence is idealism or materialism, physical or spiritual?"

Lu Mingfei just felt his heart skip a beat. How could he answer such a serious and somewhat academic question? It's a bit like a question in a politics class.

Lu Mingfei's politics class is all for catching up on sleep, hell.

Don't you think the third question is inconsistent with the first two questions?

"I do not know"

"Ah" both Ye Sheng and Jiu De Yaji said softly.

Looking at the two people who have such a tacit understanding in Xia Tian, ​​he felt that it was a pity that they did not get married.

"I don't know. I know I can't do anything well. I don't know such a profound topic. Is it okay if I abstain?"

"Of course, thank you for your interest in Kassel College," said Aki Shutoku.

"I'll take you out." Ye Sheng got up and walked in the front.

Lu Ming Feiyan followed behind him.

Just as Ye Sheng opened the door, a girl with red hair barged in, wearing delicate four-leaf clover earrings and a pair of purple sneakers on her feet.

"Xia Tian~ It's all your fault!" The voice filled my ears like a devil's voice.

Lu Mingfei and that girl met for the first time, unexpectedly it was such a scene, she broke into Lu Mingfei's world bluntly, but the protagonist was not Lu Mingfei.

Xia Tian spread his hands indifferently, "Now is the interview time, student Chen Motong, please pay attention to the occasion, I am the main interviewer this time"

Chen Motong opened her teeth and claws angrily, like a lioness waving her claws.

In the silent space, the girl's voice echoed.

Lu Mingfei stared at Chen Motong's face in a daze, his red hair fluttering with the air.

And that girl didn't even look at Lu Mingfei, she walked towards Xia Tian's table angrily, as if she wanted to ask her to blame her.

Xia Tian suddenly felt a little flustered.