Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Brothers, I, Karma Science and Technology, just designed it in a hurry, and you will know my real architectural strength in a while."

The big horse monkey yelled as soon as he opened the live broadcast room.

Girl Killer: "Hey, brother monkey is back? What gift did you prepare for sister-in-law?"

Fingering beyond Kato: "Upstairs you, at first glance, you are not a diehard fan of Brother Hou. Brother Monkey has been married for seven years, so I must give you some surprises! Hehehe (ω)"

Walking Piledriver: "You mean the seven-year itch? The gift must be that. At a time like Brother Monkey, if there is no little surprise, life would be too boring."

Countless people read: "The three brothers' words are wrong. I see Brother Hou's face is pale, his limbs are sore and weak, and his right hand will twitch from time to time when he holds the mouse. It should be due to kidney deficiency. I should prepare some Liuwei Dihuang Wan for myself."

Girl Killer: "Your eyesight is good, but there is one thing wrong. Liuwei Dihuang Pills are not for everyone. You have to judge whether Brother Monkey is kidney yin deficiency or kidney yang deficiency. I don't know if you are interested in joining our hero." Sanjie?"

Read countless people: "That's exactly what I mean!"

Walking pile driver: "Welcome, welcome, and welcome "Yueren Countless" to join our big family. From today onwards, we will be the "Four Great Talents" in Monkey Brother's live broadcast room."

"Pfft~"

Other netizens couldn't help laughing.

"Brother Monkey's live broadcast room is really full of talents. When I return from studying hard, I must join the big family of the "Four Talents". Unfortunately, the reserve of "cultural knowledge" has not yet reached the standard, and I still dare not share with you "" Natural culture "carries forward."

"Brother Monkey, are you sure that the previous "coffin" hut is not the essence of your life?"

"Hahaha, why do I have an ominous premonition, with Brother Monkey's idea, maybe it is from a "coffin" to a "pigsty"."

"..."

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Da Ma Hou raised his eyebrows.

"Are you kidding me? Today I will definitely make a big deal for you. Here is a proof, I will definitely not broadcast it if I don't make a big deal."

"Also, my wife and I are very affectionate. What is the seven-year itch? It doesn't exist for me. I'm in love every day."

Speaking of this, the big horse monkey shouted loudly to the outside of the room: "Honey, I love you!"

After a while~

There was a roar of the Hedong lion outside the hall: "Damn ghost, why are you so crazy, you know what to do tonight! I warn you, don't let me lose the chain."

The big horse monkey couldn't help but tremble all over, and quickly responded: "My wife, please don't worry, I will never forget it, and I will come out when I finish my work."

"(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ Monkey Brother is actually a strict wife!"

"Brother Monkey, what are you doing tonight? Isn't it? ( )"

"A man and a woman in the same room! What do you think Brother Hou and sister-in-law can do. (﹃)"

"That must be kissing and hugging! But Brother Hou has to exercise, otherwise he won't be able to hug his sister-in-law."

The big horse monkey made a funny gesture towards the live broadcast room, and waved his hand quickly: "Stop talking nonsense, why is it getting farther and farther away?"

"Come, come, watch my performance seriously, and today I will build you a childhood dream, a big castle."

Netizens in the live broadcast room all typed out at the same time.

╭∩╮（￣▽￣）╭∩╮

╭∩╮（￣▽￣）╭∩╮

╭∩╮（￣▽￣）╭∩╮

……

"Tch, I thought it was to build an Ultraman? Or armor warrior or something, I didn't expect it to be this!"

"Don't be too demanding. According to my guess, the final result may be a large "coffin" house."

Da Ma Hou no longer watched the barrage, he was afraid that he would not be able to bear it enough, and would be pissed off by these "harmful friends".

Log in to [Block World] immediately and start loading from the file loading point.

At the same time, the other hand took out a crumpled ball of paper from his pocket, inside which was a drawing of a small castle.

snort!
With this baby, I can't believe I can't handle it!

White light flashed.

The big horse monkey rubbed his eyes, looking at the picture in front of him in disbelief.

"Boys! What's the matter? Was my house baptized by Israeli shells?"

"Where's my home?"

Looking at the white "warm" nest that I have worked so hard to build, there is a hole to the east and a hole to the west.

Nima!

This is not the damage caused by the shells, otherwise there should be only ruins left at this moment.

How does it look like it has been patronized by a husky?
Besides, isn't this [Cube World]?It should be harmonious, the kind where every player can build their own world piece by piece.

Suddenly, the big horse monkey didn't feel happy at all.

The Malaysian monkey is not happy anymore, but the live broadcast room is excited.

"Hahaha...xswl, Brother Hou is really the source of my happiness for the day, I am not so excited even if I kill a chicken, and the troubles of the day are swept away."

"Brother Hou's cemetery was dug up? The coffin was dug up? This is unbearable!"

"Why do I think it looks much better now? It used to be [coffin board], but now it looks like... like... I don't know what it looks like, anyway, it looks a lot better, and it doesn't look so lifeless. "

"If there is a heavy rain now, wouldn't Brother Hou be drenched in water?"

"Nimma! After seeing the miserable state of Brother Hou's house, I hurried to see if there is anything wrong with the house I built. I didn't expect there to be. This uncontrollable factor, this game is too worrying."

"Hey, I suddenly fell in love with this game. Destruction is the real game. Before, I thought [Cube World] was just a developmental game, and I didn't care about it. Now I'm interested in it."

"..."

Da Ma Hou did not pay attention to the barrage in the live broadcast room, but looked at his own den full of holes with distress.

Suddenly, the big horse monkey noticed that there was a red exclamation mark on the envelope in the lower right corner that was constantly beating.

Click to take a look.

[Bear child: God of Wealth comes (cartoon character) to steal 10% of resources]

what does this mean?
The macaque controlled the mouse to click twice.

[Retaliation? Yes or no? 】

(ps: magic reform, the dog's head saves his life, it is actually coi looking for the other party.)
Squinting his eyes, the big horse monkey understood now.

Nima!

Dare to love, it turned out that it was not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster!

I was demolished by the other party~
Is the God of Wealth coming?Today I must let you know why the flowers are so popular.

If you don't take this revenge, you are not a gentleman, you must reciprocate with courtesy!
Take out the stone manuscript from the backpack, and click Yes without saying a word.

"Sorry, the other party hasn't built a house yet, please retaliate next time."

"Bang bang bang!"

I can't bear it, I can't bear this!
Excited, the big horse monkey directly picked up the keyboard and smashed it desperately at the computer table duangduangduang.

"Damn man, what are you doing?" He Dong lion's roar came from the hall again.

The big horse monkey trembled all over, and immediately calmed down.

"My wife is fine. I saw a little strong just now. After a lot of effort, I finally got rid of it."

"What, there is Xiaoqiang?" The female voice in the hall was very excited: "There are not many, we must kill the weeds and roots. Since we found the first one, it means there are many more. I will call immediately and ask the cockroach killer to come over."

Big Horse Monkey: (◎_◎;) It seems that the joke has gone too far.

But it’s already the bow and arrow, there is no turning back, please just please, killing cockroaches is better than kneeling on the keyboard by yourself.