Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"boom!"

With a loud bang, it exploded again.

This game once again confuses the dumb girl, if you are on a horse, can you have some levels for normal people.

What made Du Meier even more angry was that Shi Xiaokeng, who jumped out, complained more and more: "I told you to order it, and you ordered it? SB!"

Dameier almost lost control and gave it a mallet.

Click Start again.

Dai Meier firmly believes that there must be something she has missed.

After searching carefully, she really made a new discovery for Dameier.

in the upper right corner of the interface.There is a very vague four English letters: MENU.

Dumb girl clicked directly.

Shi Xiaokeng: "Oh, you passed the test, don't be too complacent!"

this~
Dumb girl: d(д) was directly surprised and said that she couldn't manage her facial expressions.

"Brothers, am I powerful?"

"Old woman, that's the meaning of "I". If I pass it the first time, you'd be so stupid to order."

"This game still needs to test eyesight, and I didn't see that MENU."

"Hurry up and take a notebook and write it down, and then we will send it all to him on the forum, so God will have to go to a new game to satisfy us."

"Good idea, add me!"

"..."

Ever since, the vast number of netizens began to download and experience this game frantically.

There are even awesome characters who directly made a data management library, and each player can enter the levels they have broken through.

At that time, if you don't see it, you can directly search for the answer on it.

A fiery activity started from Dameier's live broadcast room, and began to go on crazily.

To play this game, you still need to be mentally prepared, otherwise, you will be so angry that you can't take care of yourself.

Ever since, Ye Ling felt the negative emotion value soaring upwards.

Dai Meier continued to start the fifth level.

At the bottom of the screen, a plane was firing bullets non-stop. Dameier could control the left and right movements, and small planes descended from the sky.

Isn't this... the little bee I played with when I was a child?
"Guys, don't make it too easy, I'm a genius at jerking off."

Hearing what Daimeier said, the audience in the live broadcast burst into laughter.

"Is the old woman going to 'start a class'?"

"I don't know how the old woman beat her?"

"Hhh, you can only feel it, but you can't express it in words. The old woman is amazing."

"Will this speed be a bit fast? It's 200 miles away."

"..."

As time accelerated, more and more planes landed in the sky, and Daimeier was a little overwhelmed.

It has even begun to evade, not all aircraft can finish it.

Another ten seconds passed, and densely packed airplanes appeared on the screen.

"Help! This is unscientific, this is not a fair fight at all, how can I fight with so many planes?"

"Brothers, I have persisted for 30 seconds. There are more and more planes. I feel that I can only persist for 1 minute at most."

The lsps in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it any longer, and they laughed so hard that they couldn't help themselves.

"I can last a little longer."

"However, there are too many enemy planes. The entire screen is densely packed. It takes a long time to fire the bullets."

"I can also hold on longer, as long as you give me space, I can dodge."

"Give me a little space and I'll squeeze in."

"..."

As time went by, Dameier felt more and more wrong.

The entire screen is densely packed with airplanes, and there is only a little space for Dumeier to move.

A mistake, dumb girl, touched the small plane next to her.

boom!

The plane crashed.

The familiar Shi Xiaokeng jumped out again: "There are so many planes, how can I finish flying?"

Dameier scratched her hair, trying her best not to think like a normal person.

This game... How should I pass it? ?

Start the game again.

This time, Dai Meier persisted for 2 minutes, but was still defeated.

No, no~
Dai Meier pursed her lips and clicked on the game again.

This time, the dumb girl learned how to behave. Before the plane landed, she controlled the plane and ran around.

Sudden.

[Congratulations on passing the level, 36 tricks, the best trick is to go. 】

"Brothers, I suddenly found the essence of playing this game. As long as you don't treat yourself as a normal person, you will definitely pass." Dai Meier waved her fist and shouted excitedly.

Continue to the next level.

A Shi Xiaokeng appeared in the picture, standing on the ground with a terrified expression.

There is a huge apple hanging on the top of the head, and then there is a hint that allows you to slide along the white line.

"Brothers, I don't slip. This apple is bigger than my head. If it comes down, it will definitely kill me. I'm not an idiot."

Immediately afterwards, Dameier began to try various things.

Removed the person, the person did not move.

Swipe the apple, nothing happens.

Is it to rot the apple?
"Da-da-da, da-da-da..."

After one click, it still has no effect.

Suddenly, Dai Meier slipped lightly, and the apple fell directly, and Shi Xiaokeng ate it in one bite.

This is over?

impossible!

The eldest sister didn't believe it was so simple, she actually slipped the rope, and went back to try again.

As a result, he was smashed to death by an apple.

"Brothers, who can tell me? What's going on? I feel like my IQ is not enough."

"Forget it, I'd better go directly to the next level!"

Dai Meier no longer struggled, and went directly to the next level.

In the picture, a car, a bomb, and a century-old tree root.

boom!

Suddenly, the tree exploded directly.

Dumb girl was stunned, what did she do?Haven't had time to think about it yet.

Start the game again. Dameier quickly moves the tree root and puts it in front of the bomb.

A car drove over slowly.

boom!

It's fried again!
what does this mean?
Next, all kinds of movements and explosions directly brought out Duanmeier's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Studio.

"Do you feel that this scene is familiar? Dameier's large-scale atavism scene."

"Hhh, another tortured game."

"Old woman, don't be impulsive, calm down, I have found the trick, your order is wrong, you should detonate the bomb first, and then move the century-old tree roots to the top, so that your car can drive through .”

Daimeier followed the advice of fans and gave it a try.

[Fuck!That's how you passed it. 】

No, no, it actually passed.

Dameier calmed down instantly. In fact, this level is not difficult, but she was excited, which led to a logic error.

Keep going.

next level.

A villain appeared in the interface, about five meters away from the cliff.

There are many stones on the side, and there are five big characters: No danger ahead!