Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Sister, what are you doing here?" Wei Shen's puzzled question came from the team voice.

Dumb girl raised her eyebrows: "Playing games! Brother Wei, your question is so strange!"

(ー_ー)!! Wei Shen: "For a full 25 minutes, you "squeaked" until there were only 11 people left, and one of them was not killed. I suspect that you are here to travel."

"You came here to win, or else you will become a corpse like you?" Seeing that she was the only one left in the game, Du Mei'er spoke a little harder.

Unexpectedly, in the end, it was up to her, the girl.

The gun in his hand was still facing the door, his gaze concentrated.

As long as someone comes in, give him a bullet and teach him to be a man.

"Brother Wei, why are you all dead?" Dai Meier continued to ask in soul, and continued to sprinkle salt on the wounds of the three of them.

"You should learn from me, play games, the process is not important, the outcome is the most important."

"If you can't win the game, what game should you play? Doesn't it affect your mood?"

Wei Shen: (_)
"Brother Wei, why don't you give me your partner next time, and I'll use my exclusive routine to take you into the finals, and I guarantee you can learn it right away without charging a penny."

Wei Shen: (*｀へ*)
The so-called routine is "gou"?
Isn't this the same as "dog", he is the gun king, even if he loses, he is still ranked first in killing.

As a man, how could it be "dog"?

"Sister, this is a gun game."

Dumb girl: "I know, what else?"

(*｀Ω*)v Wei Shen: "Reasonable battles are the essence and fun of this game."

Dumb Girl: "So?"

Wei Shen: ——

Why do you talk too much, anyway, there are only 5 minutes left at most, don't you think it's good to be honest?
Hearing that the voice of the team had disappeared, Dai Meier began to tease Xiao Hai and Xiao Jue.

"You two little fresh... little handsome guy, why did you hang up, my sister is still counting on the two of you to take me to eat chicken."

Xiaohai: (┯_┯)
Xiaojue: (;︵;`)
Studio.

"Hhh, that's how old women twitch, how can ordinary people stand up to it?"

"I look forward to seeing the scene where the old woman confronts the gun."

"A total of half an hour of the game, the old woman played hide and seek for 25...26 minutes."

"There are footsteps, someone is coming, someone is coming."

"..."

Daimei'er became nervous when she heard the footsteps in the earphones.

"Don't move, or others will know that you are in the room." Wei Shen's voice came from the earphone at the same time.

Dumb girl: "Brother Wei, don't talk, I can't hear the footsteps anymore."

Wei Shen:,,^,,
Boom, boom, boom...

Du Mei'er suddenly felt a little nervous, she could vaguely hear the sound of her heart beating, and she actually bumped into her opponent.

Looking at the hint on the small map, there should be only one person.

Holding the gun tightly in his hand, he kept cheering himself up in his heart.

come on!You can do it, come on!You can do it!
I glanced at the interface.

There are 8 people left, maybe only three teams left, maybe more.

Anyway, no matter what, he has already entered the top ten.

"boom!"

The door was kicked open.

"Ahhh...go to hell!"

"Bang bang bang..."

Dai Meier fired bullets frantically, feeling inexplicably excited inside.

"Is it dead? Is it dead?"

The players at the door were also taken aback, and their faces were stunned.

Is it such a "dog"?
He looked at his blood volume: 100.

This……

The next moment, he immediately picked up the ak in his hand and pointed it at the dumb girl, and there was a sudden pause.

game over.

4th place.

Wei Shen: Take your sister to the top

Xiao Hai: Take the girl to the top

Xiaojue: Take your sister to the top

Dumb Girl: Medical Soldier, Human Body Stroke Master
Looking at the system evaluation, the voice of the team was inexplicably quiet.

"Hhh, this system review is really too humane, Master Stroke, as expected of you."

"Just now, I saw Dumb Girl pointing a gun at the people at the door. I thought it would be awe-inspiring, but after the calculation, the damage was 0. She is indeed a master of human body strokes."

"What the medical soldiers gave was inaccurate. No one wants to give away the equipment of Dumeier, and it's not third-level equipment or auspicious clothes."

"Old woman, although 'gou' is useful and can make you move up the rankings, it will make you lose the aim and courage of the gun, and it is impossible to eat chicken."

"On the history of Daimeier's "eating chicken", the first honor to be awarded the "Master of Human Body Stroke"."

"..."

"Sister, do you want to continue?" Wei Shen's voice of suppressed laughter came from the earphone.

Dumb girl pursed her lips: "Go on, this time my aunt also wants to use the gun...Hmph! It must be the gun, it can't be my hand."

"Sister, I will protect you later." Xiao Hai said from the side.

"No, this girl is so powerful, does she seem like someone who needs protection?"

The scene is embarrassing again...

……

"Little Ye Zi, why did you come out of the bathroom when you're so hungry?"

Song Xiaoyi looked at Ye Ling with a smirk on his face, and made Luo Tong and Wang Facai laugh in one sentence.

Ye Ling gave Song Xiaoyi a white look: "Go online."

After a while.

The four took their respective ids.

Ye Ling: I love rice balls
Song Xiaoyi: Wandering on a Pig
Luo Tong: Little White Dragon in the Waves

Wang Facai: voice actor Xiaocaicai

Just at the preparation stage, Song Xiaoyi couldn't help but said: "Little Yezi, you all follow me for a while, I have a little bit of experience in this game, and after looking at the map, let's go to the pier as the first step, over there The resources are abundant...Anyway, follow me, absolutely right."

Ye Ling's mouth twitched.

I am the designer of this game. If this guy gives me some face, how could he go to heaven directly?
But I didn't say much, let this guy chatter for a while.

"Follow, click to follow."

"Hey, little leaf, where are you going?"

Ye Ling: "I'll be here in a while, you go search over there first, the resources for four people may not be enough."

Ye Ling looked at the small map and immediately landed near the suspension bridge.

Immediately ride a two-person mountain bike that will be refreshed every time here, and quickly drive towards the small nuclear power plant.

According to the flight route of the plane just now, this method is fast and safe.

The most important thing is that you don't have to compete with anyone for resources, it's all yours.

[PUBG Mobile] Well.

Equipment, technology and vehicles are indispensable, and they are all very important.

Only with a car can you catch up with the airdrop in the first time, and you can raise the fattest.

This is also in the early stages of the game, and many people have not figured it out yet, and some may not even pay attention to the good things in the airdrop.

Ye Ling narrowed his eyes.

Taking advantage of this stage, let's quickly enjoy the pleasure of abusing food.

Song Xiaoyi's voice soon came from the team voice.

"Listen to me, right, isn't this place very fat?"

Ye Ling: "Be careful, you may not be on the same team."

"Little Ye Zi, don't be crowed. I checked when I just landed, and there was no one around."

……