Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Damn, this familiar voice reminds me of a night when that little fresh meat was recruited by me just like that. I am a female, aged 35, with a car and a house. Requirements: male, under 20, 18 years old Above, a monthly salary of 15000, you have to be obedient.”

"Damn! Can you still play like this in the live broadcast room? Look here, rich lady, I'm just 18 this year, with eight-pack abs, young and energetic! Advantages: special skills, good endurance!"

"Brother Monkey, the snake skin moves, why does it have a visual sense of King Qin circling the pillar?"

"This shit is still a horror game, why is it so fun!"

"Real hammer, Brother Hou is really a high-end player with fun! I must have a lot of fun with my sister-in-law."

"..."

Da Mahou was shocked when he saw the barrage, good guy, there are not only lsp in the live broadcast room, but also a lot of lsn.

"Brothers, pay attention to your speech! Speeding, speeding, step on the brakes."

"Ah~"

The countess scratched the back of the big horse monkey again, it was really painful and happy.

"Don't waste my time." The countess was a little angry, and a little ashamed.

I... was actually molested by a bedbug!
"duang!"

Suddenly, the Countess felt someone hit her restricted area, her whole body tilted slightly, and there was a strange feeling in some places.

"Damn it, is this thing made of stone? So strong?" The big horse monkey couldn't help complaining, and quickly stood up and continued to move around.

At that moment just now, Da Ma Hou suddenly had a whim, and instead of continuing to train the countess with a fly swatter, he pushed his head against the countess' pp.

As a result... the other party only moved slightly, but he sat down on the floor.

"Brother Monkey, you looked very much like Teddy just now."

"Fuck! Brother Monkey, you actually use your head. What kind of posture are you trying to unlock?"

"Brother Monkey, you can jump up and use the fly swatter to feel the touch of the countess' "car light". If you make the countess feel comfortable, you may be able to save the protagonist's daughter."

"Brother Monkey, don't be greedy for knives, run away after one hit, and you can last for a long time... Then the Countess will like you very much."

"Hey guy, a horror game actually excited me. That rich woman just now is still recruiting, I don't want money!"

"..."

The big horse monkey was not discouraged, but continued to slap the countess' cock with a fly swatter.

If you are injured, give yourself a sip of healing potion, and then slap the Countess PP again with your backhand.

"Good guy, brother monkey and this lady are playing with each other, and they even have a sense of rhythm."

"Obviously I finished the turn-based game. I just saw that the Countess's pp is bleeding. It's so exciting."

"PP is swollen from beating, suddenly want to sing a song, you shoot one, I shoot one..."

"..."

After half an hour, the countess seemed to be tired of this fighting mode of one-on-one, and immediately speeded up, waving both hands at the big horse monkey quickly.

"Puff Chi, Pu Chi~"

The big horse monkey fell to the ground, and he could vaguely see the countess...it was black.

【Game over! 】

The entire screen went completely black.

The big horse monkey moved his wrist to relieve the soreness.

"Brothers, I tried my best. I feel that I was cheated by the designer. That mysterious item, the fly swatter, didn't do any harm at all. It feels like an evil tool."

"Brother Monkey, I think you can't bear it, and finally ended this sinful life."

"It's worth dying. After all, Brother Hou has experienced it for half an hour. Next time, I'm going to make a special video of this, and record it as a lullaby."

"Brother upstairs, are you sure you won't have colored dreams when you stop?"

"Just now I saw Brother Hou pouring healing potions on his hand that lost two fingers. It's really frail and strong."

"I've already recorded the screen, and I wonder if I can ask Ye Shen for promotional fees."

"Upstairs, whoever sees it has a share!"

"..."

The big horse monkey looked at the time, and it was one o'clock in the morning without knowing it.

"Brothers, that's all for today, let's explore the rest later, good night!"

"Good night, Brother Monkey!"

……

The next day, Ye Ling slowly opened his eyes and stretched his muscles on the bed.

ah~
It's a pity that the perspective is too hasty, and I forgot to experience the local "characteristic culture" of Sakura Country.

Not only did I forget this, but I didn't bring some "collector's edition" discs with me. I heard that it was the latest show, and it was the latest work of my original teacher (Teacher Cang) who came back.

Alas~ Ye Ling sighed again, what a pity.

Ok?
Ye Ling narrowed his eyes.

so fast?It was released only one night, and the international server has not yet been released, so the negative emotion value is full?
It's time to draw again.

System, when did you come back to life? In the days without you, I really miss you!
After thinking about it for a second, Ye Ling withdrew his emotions and began to draw the lottery.

"Ding, the lucky draw is famous! Congratulations to the host for winning the basic modeling of the game [Girl Cultivation Story], [36 Skills in the Room] basic modeling, [Emily's Adventure] basic modeling, [Cursed Love] basic modeling , [DNF] basic modeling, please make a choice within 1 minute."

When watching the previous few games, Ye Ling only felt his forehead go black.

Nima!

Did I fall into the red building?Otherwise, why are these "shooting" games that are not suitable for children?
It was not until seeing the last one that Ye Ling frowned.

[DNF] Basic modeling, this is a good thing.

Back then, when this game first came out, I was crazily complained about it because it was only a 2D game, but after getting started, I directly logged in to the download version first.

It’s just that this system’s lottery draw is a bit too Buddhist, and the [King] was drawn first, and then the [DNF] came out later. It didn’t follow the timeline at all.

"Countdown 10, 9..."

Ye Ling no longer hesitated, and directly chose the [DNF] modeling basis.

No way, other games cannot be put on the shelves.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully passing the determination test, rewarding gifts, and the basic modeling of the game [Little Nightmare]."

Ye Ling was dumbfounded.

What do you mean?
"System, you wouldn't have successfully upgraded a long time ago, and you are watching me right now!"

No response.

"System, I'll burn paper for you!"

"Ding, the above test procedures are the settings left before the system upgrade."

Good guy, it turns out that you only react when you scold.

After getting the reply, Ye Ling still squinted his eyes, his eyes flickering.

Has the system really not been upgraded yet?