Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

The screen gradually brightened.

"Fuck!"

The big horse monkey jumped up on the stool.

He wasn't afraid of the man-eating zombies, but this kind of deformed doll-like little girl was really scary. Her neck rotated 360 degrees, and her arms were only skeletons.

This scene made the monkey no longer have the desire to "drive", even though the lights were turned off.

But this... I really can't get it out!
A woman's voice came from next to my ear: "I assure you, if you give that mortal to us, the Dimitrescu family, my daughters and I will use him to extract the best blood and offer it to you. "

An uglier head appeared on the screen, but like a daughter, like a mother.

That face is like a vegetable worm, with a hat made of bones tied on top of its head.

"Ugly, get out of here! Don't scare me!" Da Mahou slapped the table and roared angrily.

After entering the castle, the painting style has changed.

Obviously the voice is so nice, it also made the monkey have a little bit of fantasy.

In the end...it turned out to be such ugly monsters, each more disgusting than the other.

Ok?
As he was being dragged, Ethan saw other people.

Wait... I seem to have made a mistake, that doll is not the ugly daughter who looks like a vegetable worm.

There is also a coquettish lady on the stool, wearing a medieval European hat.

This "car light" is really magnificent, which is really what a monkey in Malaysia has seen in his life.

This is the lover of my dreams that I can use for hallucinations. It's not impossible to do some strange things to her.

There's also a woman right in the middle...seems like...

Ethan shook his head, but didn't think of it for a while... In short, there was a familiar feeling.

The cowboy who caught Ethan directly refused: "You mean you want to fuck him privately? How boring is that?" He turned to the lady sitting on the stool and said, "Countess, let me use it myself. At that time, we will arrange a performance for everyone, so that everyone will be very happy."

The big horse monkey screamed crazily inside.

Come on, I want madam, what's the fun of you old man.

The lady known as the countess showed a contemptuous smile: "Oh, this is not a good idea. Your performance is really too vulgar. Now who will watch that kind of low-level monkey show? Give it to me." , I promise to make this mortal life worse than death."

"Ah, ah, ma'am, when you say that life is better than death, don't you mean to cut off this man's life... or similar punishment measures." The cowboy man complained directly.

Hearing this, the big horse monkey suddenly felt a chill in a certain part.

What the hell, this thing is not played like this, it is very useful.

She raised her head and took a sneak peek at the countess... Smack, this capital... Why do you call it this, I still need Brother Monkey to guide her~

Suddenly, the woman in the middle showed displeasure: "I know there are a lot of rumors out there... Although there is no evidence for those words, but... I still decided to have this man executed by Heisenberg."

"Mother Goddess Miranda, I protest! Compared with us, he is just a child, and he may have evil intentions." The Countess stood up and protested with a displeased face.

Mother Goddess Miranda!
Ethan's eyes lit up, and he said why he looked so familiar, wasn't this the woman who broke a man's neck in the village.

The cowboy who caught him in was originally called Heisenberg.

"I think it's safest to leave it to me." The countess fought again.

"Fall in love with your stinky mouth, you lost dog, get lost and find food elsewhere." Heisenberg got angry, stood up and started growling at the countess.

"You just shut up, brat, the adults are talking about business!"

"I'm a kid. It's your decision not to listen to the Mother God!"

"You don't know anything except that hammer, what is it if it's not a kid?"

"Oh? I'm not like you, your head..."

"Shut up!" Miranda said straight away, with four pairs of black wings growing out of her back, "I've made up my mind, I'll leave it to Heisenberg...unless someone wants to challenge my dignity...huh You don’t even look at how many catties you have!”

Seeing Miranda getting angry, the countess stopped arguing, but walked out of the room twisting her huge peach *.

Seeing that the "trophy" still belonged to him, Heisenberg bent slightly: "Thank you, Mother Goddess."

Turning around and facing the group of monsters above, he said, "Men and distinguished guests, let everyone wait for a long time, let the game begin!"

"Stinky boy, let us see your true skills, 10, 9..."

The Malaysian monkey was stunned, what do you mean?
"Brother Monkey, this is for you to run. Have you ever played hide-and-seek? Run quickly!"

"Brother Monkey, this is cat and mouse. You only have 10 seconds... No, there are only five seconds to prepare. When the countdown is over, they will come to catch you."

"..."

The big horse monkey glanced at the barrage, and then reacted belatedly.

"Hey! This co-authoring is for me to make me fast and furious. I don't know how to untie my handcuffs."

The big horse monkey who reacted directly ran away.

"3, 2, 1! VIPs, let's hunt!"

The big horse monkey kept running, and suddenly the soles of its feet slipped and fell directly into a deep pit.

"Hey! You don't really think I'll let you escape, the real drama is next."

"Kakkaka!"

It seems that some kind of mechanism has been opened.

Big Horse Monkey turned his head and saw a windmill-like shredder driving towards him at a fast speed.

"Whoo~"

The monkey took a deep breath.

Nima!

This game is definitely not lifeless, where is it?
Turn around and look around.

There is a small pit that can accommodate one person, and the big horse monkey stuffs himself into it without saying a word.

Looking at the smashing equipment in front of him, Da Mahou looked at the handcuffs again, and suddenly had a plan.

Raise your hands directly, push back, and point the handcuffs at the grinder.

"boom!"

The handcuffs are broken!The machine also stopped in front of the big horse monkey.

"I think you've become a piece of minced meat yourself, although it's not as good as a rice burger... Hahaha."

Seeing the machine stop, the man's voice faded away, as if he was very satisfied with his masterpiece.

The big horse monkey blinked his eyes.

"Old irons, I'm sure I've already hung up on these bastards."

Without further delay, he immediately climbed out and ran towards the outside of the castle.

Just as he was about to leave the gate, a golden road attracted the attention of the big horse monkey.

What is this?
Take a closer look.

[Mysterious prop: Fly swatter!Can damage monsters. 】

what is that?
Fly swatter?
What kind of bad taste is this designer... Wait, is this fly swatter supposed to be used for it?

The countess's towering "car lights" and plump peach eyes appeared in the mind of the monkey, and he couldn't help but licked the corners of his mouth.

"Brother Monkey, pay attention to your image and keep your demeanor!"

"xswl, Brother Hou's expression is very similar to the idiot from the "Tram" series produced by Sakura Country."

"Do you think sister-in-law will make Brother Monkey kneel down when he sees Brother Monkey like this?"

"I've already taken a screenshot... I can threaten Brother Hou to broadcast it later! Hehehe (ω) hiahiahia..."

"..."

"Why are you all talking nonsense? I can be a serious man." The monkey explained, sticking out his tongue and licking the corner of his mouth again.

……

When the big horse monkey came outside the castle again, a fat man suddenly emerged from a small house... he looked like a businessman.

"I've been waiting here for a long time, Mr. Ethan!"