Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player
Chapter 116 "Resident Evil" is officially launched
The night gradually darkened, and Tuantuan sat in front of the computer with a very tangled heart.
Alas, (>﹏<) Am I playing or not?
If you play, but only one person, you will be scared!
If you don't play, you will miss the first wave, and you may not have such a good live broadcast effect if you play in the future.
After thinking about it, I took out a piece of paper and wrote down a few words.
【in or out】
Then he picked up the pen and began to decide on the Buddhist system, muttering softly in his mouth.
"Whoever the little rooster points to is the one!"
【Play】!
Tuantuan nodded, it seems that this is God's will, God's will cannot be violated, since God let me play, then I can only follow God's will.
Open the live room.
"Brothers, my aunt is going to make a big move today, and I will evaluate [Resident Evil] in a while."
The male fans in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited.
"Hehe, are you not afraid of Tuanzi?"
"If I remember correctly, Tuanzi didn't even dare to watch the promotional video of [Resident Evil] a few days ago, so he wants to experience it today?"
"Duanzi Danzi, I'm afraid you'll be the same as the evaluation of Sakura Kingdom after a while, fainted to the ground, do you need to recruit a boyfriend? Then I can help you with artificial respiration, save a life, and win the construction of a seven-level pagoda , no thanks."
"I can do it too. I'm 190cm tall and weigh 80kg. I'm full of boyfriend strength, even if it's better than Xiao Sima's "Golden Muscle Wheel"."
"..."
Looking at the colorful barrage in the live broadcast room, Tuantuan didn't take it seriously.
For male fans, this is the way to go.
"What are you doing, all of them are in heat before spring comes? My mother likes women, so you have no chance."
"Besides, I'm not experiencing the vr version of [Resident Evil], how could I faint, I'll have sex with it tonight, brothers, don't leave tonight, watch my performance."
When the time is up, Tuantuan immediately clicks the link to download and install, and clicks on the game.
"Brothers Jimei, good evening, see if my hand speed is fast, it is definitely in the top ten downloads, and I have practiced it alone for 20 years."
"Let's experience the [Resident Evil] game together tonight."
"I didn't expect this game to cost 199. It should be the most expensive game produced by Ye Laogou. Let me see if it's worth it."
Enter the page.
Huh?
There is even a video? 【If you are not familiar with the background, you can watch it】
"Guys, I didn't watch the promotional video before. I didn't expect Ye Laogou to be very considerate. Let's watch it."
Click on the video to play.
A man's voice came out.
"Okay... where do I start?"
In the picture, a man drives a car through the woods.
"My name is Ethan, Ethan Winters."
"Three years have passed since the Baker family incident."
The live broadcast room became lively again.
"This should be the previous background promotion. Looking at the timeline, it is three years after the death of the boss Evely."
"I have a picture in my mind, the big fungus at the end, and the scene in the restaurant... It's really disgusting."
"This seems to be Ethan's memoir, let's wait and see."
"..."
in the game.
"I was... I was looking for my missing wife and I got an email from her."
"The email told me to pick her up, so I'm going to the place where no bird lays eggs, Louisiana."
"I found that Mia was locked in a dark basement. At that time, she was very abnormal and attacked me like a wild animal."
"Then I found out that she was infected with a very specific type of mold, and I searched around the house for antidote, vaccines, stuff like that... the people who lived there were infected, they had no humanity at all, that The source of the secondary infection was a biological weapon, a seemingly harmless little girl named Evelyn."
"I fought the hopeless family and cured Mia with a serum."
"Later, Chris appeared and successfully rescued Mia and me."
"I really don't want to think about those things...it's over."
Tuantuan tapped the table twice.
That's it?It seems that there is nothing scary!
"Brothers, this is the abbreviation of the previous content. This video is a short flashback."
"Then let's see what happens next."
Click to start.
Difficulty Level: Casual, Normal, Hardcore
"Brothers, I'm a weak woman, so let's not choose hardcore, just a normal one."
"Huh? Didn't Tuanzi claim to be a female man, why did he become a girl again?"
"Don't be cowardly, the dumpling. If you want to play, play the most exciting one. Get hardcore."
"..."
Tuantuan didn't take the lead, so he chose Normal.
Go to Nima's hardcore, only those with a brain will choose that thing.
Click Normal.
——————loading———————
In the screen, a mother is telling a story to a child, which is the promotional video that Ye Ling played in Sakura Country.
It's just that the content inside is more detailed this time, with more bat lords, dark spirit weavers, deep-water fish kings, steel horses, and witches.
"The more you are given, the more you want, the greater the price you will need."
The woman closed the book gently, and looked at the sleeping baby in her arms with a smile.
"Look, baby is sleeping soundly."
"Honey, why is this story so dark, she's only half a year old." A man's voice came from the screen.
"Husband, people in the bookstore say this is a traditional story that has been passed down for a long time, besides... Rose doesn't seem to care."
"Because she doesn't understand at all, thank goodness we moved here to keep her away from all that, remember?"
Hearing the man's words, the woman's complexion changed instantly: "There is no problem with my memory, it's you who are suspicious."
Seeing this, Tuantuan raised his eyebrows: "Brothers, why does this woman look so familiar?"
"Duanzi, you are so stupid. This is Mia from the previous video... I understand. After Ethan and Mia were rescued, they gave birth to a child named Rose. It seems that [Resident Evil] is a game that revolves around Make a fuss about this kid."
"Upstairs, I think what you said is very reasonable. You said that this child may be that "giant baby"."
"Impossible, this child is so cute, and that "giant baby" is so disgusting, no matter how you look at it, they can't be the same person."
"Don't make a fuss, let's experience it with Tuanzi, don't you know? I have to say, the picture quality of this game is really superb, and Mia is so beautiful..."
"..."
Seeing his wife Mia's face change, Ethan quickly apologized: "That's not what I meant... Forget it, I'm sorry, but it's not about being suspicious, it's about being cautious."
"Then take the child to bed "cautiously"...I'll make dinner."
After Mia entered the kitchen, Ethan looked at the lovely daughter in his arms.
"It's all right, Rose, it's not your mother's fault that she wants to forget everything."
……
ps: Amway Amway [Resident Evil 8], the picture quality is superb!I have already started.
Alas, (>﹏<) Am I playing or not?
If you play, but only one person, you will be scared!
If you don't play, you will miss the first wave, and you may not have such a good live broadcast effect if you play in the future.
After thinking about it, I took out a piece of paper and wrote down a few words.
【in or out】
Then he picked up the pen and began to decide on the Buddhist system, muttering softly in his mouth.
"Whoever the little rooster points to is the one!"
【Play】!
Tuantuan nodded, it seems that this is God's will, God's will cannot be violated, since God let me play, then I can only follow God's will.
Open the live room.
"Brothers, my aunt is going to make a big move today, and I will evaluate [Resident Evil] in a while."
The male fans in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited.
"Hehe, are you not afraid of Tuanzi?"
"If I remember correctly, Tuanzi didn't even dare to watch the promotional video of [Resident Evil] a few days ago, so he wants to experience it today?"
"Duanzi Danzi, I'm afraid you'll be the same as the evaluation of Sakura Kingdom after a while, fainted to the ground, do you need to recruit a boyfriend? Then I can help you with artificial respiration, save a life, and win the construction of a seven-level pagoda , no thanks."
"I can do it too. I'm 190cm tall and weigh 80kg. I'm full of boyfriend strength, even if it's better than Xiao Sima's "Golden Muscle Wheel"."
"..."
Looking at the colorful barrage in the live broadcast room, Tuantuan didn't take it seriously.
For male fans, this is the way to go.
"What are you doing, all of them are in heat before spring comes? My mother likes women, so you have no chance."
"Besides, I'm not experiencing the vr version of [Resident Evil], how could I faint, I'll have sex with it tonight, brothers, don't leave tonight, watch my performance."
When the time is up, Tuantuan immediately clicks the link to download and install, and clicks on the game.
"Brothers Jimei, good evening, see if my hand speed is fast, it is definitely in the top ten downloads, and I have practiced it alone for 20 years."
"Let's experience the [Resident Evil] game together tonight."
"I didn't expect this game to cost 199. It should be the most expensive game produced by Ye Laogou. Let me see if it's worth it."
Enter the page.
Huh?
There is even a video? 【If you are not familiar with the background, you can watch it】
"Guys, I didn't watch the promotional video before. I didn't expect Ye Laogou to be very considerate. Let's watch it."
Click on the video to play.
A man's voice came out.
"Okay... where do I start?"
In the picture, a man drives a car through the woods.
"My name is Ethan, Ethan Winters."
"Three years have passed since the Baker family incident."
The live broadcast room became lively again.
"This should be the previous background promotion. Looking at the timeline, it is three years after the death of the boss Evely."
"I have a picture in my mind, the big fungus at the end, and the scene in the restaurant... It's really disgusting."
"This seems to be Ethan's memoir, let's wait and see."
"..."
in the game.
"I was... I was looking for my missing wife and I got an email from her."
"The email told me to pick her up, so I'm going to the place where no bird lays eggs, Louisiana."
"I found that Mia was locked in a dark basement. At that time, she was very abnormal and attacked me like a wild animal."
"Then I found out that she was infected with a very specific type of mold, and I searched around the house for antidote, vaccines, stuff like that... the people who lived there were infected, they had no humanity at all, that The source of the secondary infection was a biological weapon, a seemingly harmless little girl named Evelyn."
"I fought the hopeless family and cured Mia with a serum."
"Later, Chris appeared and successfully rescued Mia and me."
"I really don't want to think about those things...it's over."
Tuantuan tapped the table twice.
That's it?It seems that there is nothing scary!
"Brothers, this is the abbreviation of the previous content. This video is a short flashback."
"Then let's see what happens next."
Click to start.
Difficulty Level: Casual, Normal, Hardcore
"Brothers, I'm a weak woman, so let's not choose hardcore, just a normal one."
"Huh? Didn't Tuanzi claim to be a female man, why did he become a girl again?"
"Don't be cowardly, the dumpling. If you want to play, play the most exciting one. Get hardcore."
"..."
Tuantuan didn't take the lead, so he chose Normal.
Go to Nima's hardcore, only those with a brain will choose that thing.
Click Normal.
——————loading———————
In the screen, a mother is telling a story to a child, which is the promotional video that Ye Ling played in Sakura Country.
It's just that the content inside is more detailed this time, with more bat lords, dark spirit weavers, deep-water fish kings, steel horses, and witches.
"The more you are given, the more you want, the greater the price you will need."
The woman closed the book gently, and looked at the sleeping baby in her arms with a smile.
"Look, baby is sleeping soundly."
"Honey, why is this story so dark, she's only half a year old." A man's voice came from the screen.
"Husband, people in the bookstore say this is a traditional story that has been passed down for a long time, besides... Rose doesn't seem to care."
"Because she doesn't understand at all, thank goodness we moved here to keep her away from all that, remember?"
Hearing the man's words, the woman's complexion changed instantly: "There is no problem with my memory, it's you who are suspicious."
Seeing this, Tuantuan raised his eyebrows: "Brothers, why does this woman look so familiar?"
"Duanzi, you are so stupid. This is Mia from the previous video... I understand. After Ethan and Mia were rescued, they gave birth to a child named Rose. It seems that [Resident Evil] is a game that revolves around Make a fuss about this kid."
"Upstairs, I think what you said is very reasonable. You said that this child may be that "giant baby"."
"Impossible, this child is so cute, and that "giant baby" is so disgusting, no matter how you look at it, they can't be the same person."
"Don't make a fuss, let's experience it with Tuanzi, don't you know? I have to say, the picture quality of this game is really superb, and Mia is so beautiful..."
"..."
Seeing his wife Mia's face change, Ethan quickly apologized: "That's not what I meant... Forget it, I'm sorry, but it's not about being suspicious, it's about being cautious."
"Then take the child to bed "cautiously"...I'll make dinner."
After Mia entered the kitchen, Ethan looked at the lovely daughter in his arms.
"It's all right, Rose, it's not your mother's fault that she wants to forget everything."
……
ps: Amway Amway [Resident Evil 8], the picture quality is superb!I have already started.
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