Game design: I was exposed as a spoof player

"Crack!"

Tuantuan couldn't help shaking his whole body.

In the past few days, she has been obsessed with the multiplayer cooperative game [Humanity Fell Flat], so much so that she almost developed a knee-jerk reaction.

Sand sculpture games are much more fun!
Although the process was difficult, she still enjoyed playing very happily, and became game partners with [Walking Piledriver], [Fingering Beyond Kato] and [Girl Killer].

At present, they are only short of passing the last level. The four of them studied for a long time, and finally decided to wait for others to pass the level teaching first, and then make an appointment to clear the level together.

"Brothers, I heard that [The King] updated a new mode last night, so let's go and play it."

in the live room.

"Tuanzi, I thought you were shut up by [the King]! You haven't pampered it for so long, I thought you had given up on the game."

"I also thought that Tuanzi was planning to go to other games to open up wasteland. Duanzi, will you participate in the [King] competition then?"

"I think it's better for Tuanzi not to participate. Now those clubs' recruiting standards have been changed to the lowest rank as the king. Just a little Xingyao who got mixed up with Tuanzi, it's better not to join in the fun. I'm worried that Tuanzi will become the most beautiful in the whole competition." a landscape."

"There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and I only dote on Tuanzi. As long as Tuanzi has the courage to participate in the competition, I will definitely prepare 999 roses for her... In other words, if Tuanzi goes to participate in the competition, will I have a chance to witness the true nature of Tuanzi?" Allow."

"..."

Looking at the barrage, Tuantuan helplessly shook his lovely head.

"Brothers, we are just an entertainment anchor. I will be a cheerleader with my brothers during games and so on, shouting cheers, old iron 666 and so on. Let's forget about being a player. We still have to recognize the reality."

Participate in the competition?

What a joke!
Compete with a real master, and you will really become a clown.

Wouldn't it be extremely embarrassing to have a favorable wind and a negative wind?

Unless...you can be on the same team as "Leng Yi".

Harmful!But so far, I haven't heard that the master "Leng Yi" intends to participate in the competition.

Thinking of "Leng Yi", small stars appeared in Tuantuan's eyes, and he looked like a nympho. ()
"It's not all that matters, brothers, today we are the Happy King game."

Click on the game, update, install!

Yo!

"There is a new mode, "Happy Human-Machine", and you can even get a skin after passing 20 levels? Did Ye Laogou figure it out? In order not to offend the princess, he specially made a mode to make the old lady feel good? Just to experience whether this mode can make me "happy"!"

Click to match!

10 minute later.

"Brothers, it's a bit simple! Isn't it just enough to have hands?"

Although he hadn't played the king for a while, he got the stats of 13-0-8 in the first round, and the whole person suddenly started to shriek.

"As far as this new mode is concerned, there is almost no difficulty. Ye Laogou doesn't just want to give players benefits, right? I accept this skin with a smile."

After an hour and a half.

Tuantuan came to the 10th level of "Happy Human Machine", and took a hand of Han Xin, claiming to take the opportunity to train heroes.

1 minute later.

"what!"

Looking at the screen with a gray interface, Tuanzi couldn't help but let out a scream: "What's wrong with this shit? Man-machine will turn blue?"

Just when I was controlling Han Xin to hit half of the blue buff, suddenly the opponent's three-man machine turned against the wild together and sent a blood directly.

"Coincidence, it was definitely a coincidence just now."

After being revived, Tuantuan came to the blue buff out of the field again, and his whole person suddenly became ill.

Not only is the blue buff gone, but even the lizards are gone. They are bare and there is no grass growing.

With an unhappy mood, Tuantuan came to the red buff.

Fortunately, the red buff is still there.

snort!
When I become like the master "Leng Yi" and become a god in the wild, then you will know how powerful I am.

Ahhh!I must take revenge and kill all of you.

Let you squat!Let you grab my blue buff, you forced me.

Tuantuan poured all his endless grievances on the red buff, and directly punished him first, provoked with the first skill, and swept away with the second skill.

Just when he was about to eat the red buff.

"Bah!"

A strange voice sounded.

Tuantuan squinted his eyes, the red buff was gone, but he didn't have any aura.

Is this awkward?
Before he had time to think, three familiar figures jumped out of the interface.

The only difference was that the opponent's jungler had already reached level four, and he was wearing a shiny red buff.

Dazzling skills hung on the group of Han Xin, because of the cd, it was too late to escape.

Pawn!
Next, more brutal and inhumane events took place one by one.

double kill!

(Double kill!)
Your turret has been destroyed.
(Our defense tower has been destroyed!)
……

With the tacit cooperation of the other party beyond common sense, one's own side is simply a lamb to be slaughtered.

At last.

With the sound of "defeat!", the game [Game over! 】.

The overall record was 1:36.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tuantuan immediately felt the true meaning of "happy man-machine". It turns out that the so-called happiness does not refer to the player, but to the man-machine.

Moreover, this can't be man-machine, this level is simply outrageous.

Sure enough, there is no free lunch in the world, and it is really not that easy to get something for nothing.

Originally, Tuantuan wanted to brush Ye Laogou's wool, but he didn't expect to touch tiger fur.

Looking at the customs clearance reward skin worth 88 yuan again, Tuantuan suddenly felt that it was not good.

"Brothers, do you have Ye Laogou's specific address? I can't bear it anymore. I want to come to the door...By the way, didn't he register a company? Where is the specific location?"

"Well, is there any poison that can kill people invisible, that is, the kind that can't be detected, or the obedient water that can make Ye Laogou obedient, let him bully me all day long."

"If it doesn't work, let's get some black boxes that haven't been reported, um... If I go in, I hope you brothers can find time to visit me. The requirements are not high, just bring a roast chicken."

Everyone burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.

"Tuanzi, don't worry, you go in with your front foot, and I will go in with your back foot to accompany you, and I won't leave you alone."

"Brother upstairs, you haven't woken up yet, the men's and women's prisons are separated."

"Hahaha, Tuanzi showed us the way. "Happy Human-Machine" is not happy at all, but I have already worked out a way to clear the level. If you need a private chat, it only costs 6 yuan."

"Upstairs, I suspect you just came out, this routine...why does it look familiar to me."

……

Ye Ling didn't know that her impression in Tuantuan's mind was getting worse and worse, but she looked at the basic modeling of [Resident Evil] in her mind.

After reading it, Ye Ling's brow revealed a trace of puzzlement, this...why is the eighth part directly given?