Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

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"Cough cough cough..."

Quanna wiped her mouth, but finally couldn't hold back.

"Cough...Brother, what are you talking about? Married?"

"Of course, look at you are 24 to [-]."

Grandpa Madara folded his hands on his chest, preaching in words.

"When father was your age, the third child was born."

"As the patriarch, you have to think about the family."

"It is true to lead the family to prosperity, but it is also your responsibility to make the family prosperous."

"Hurry up and add some fat boys to Uchiha."

The blushing one of Quan Nai couldn't laugh or cry.

"It's true to say that, but you were not married when you became the patriarch..."

"Ok?"

Grandpa Madara glared, his brother's majesty was fully revealed.

Quan Nai couldn't speak for a moment.

Looking at the girl beside her who was trembling with laughter, who was also her obedient niece, Quan Nai looked resentful.

Speaking of which, when will the eldest brother get married?

Is it decades later?
How old is my good niece?
Quanna looked at the girl suspiciously.

The girl was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, she covered her bright red mouth and smiled coquettishly.

Master Ban asked with a cold face: "Answer? What do you think the girl is doing?"

Quan Nai was embarrassed for a long time, and then his face gradually became serious.

"Nissan, you know I'm from the past, how can I stay and marry and have children?"

"Na~ni, so you care about this kind of thing."

Grandpa Madara laughed.

"Don't worry, Quanna. You are real."

"It will become stronger and stronger in the future, and it will also grow older with age."

"You are connecting the present world from a high-dimensional space...um..."

"Girl, come and explain to your Uncle Quannai."

"Oh."

The girl stretched out her slender fingers, patted her proud chest, and eased the blush on her pretty face before she spoke.

What he said was nothing more than the principle of heroic spirit summoning.

Connect the present world with a high-dimensional space "without distinction between the past and the future", allowing Quanna to "travel" over and so on.

Quan Nai was taken aback when he heard that.

In short, with a trace of relief, this cannot be used as an excuse to shirk.

The girl had already seen through Quanna's mind.

He devoted himself to building the Uchiha, and was forced to marry by his elder brother who was also a brother and father before he could realize his ambition.

Where does he have such thoughts now, and how can he have such thoughts.

Quan Na looked at her good niece for help.

Who would have thought that this little girl would be in high spirits, so she knew there was nothing going on.

"Uncle Quan Nai, father is right, you really should get married earlier."

"They are all old and young. How can they make a family if they don't have a family?"

"It is said that a family cannot prosper without heirs, a country cannot prosper without reserves, and a family cannot survive without children."

"So for the stability and prosperity of our Uchiha clan."

"Hurry up and find a gentle and virtuous beautiful woman to marry and start a family. It is the right way to achieve a career."

"Looking at the way you blush, do you have a crush on some young lady?"

"Tell me, I'll propose marriage to you right away."

The girl giggled, making trouble sincerely.

Quan Nai laughed angrily, it's fine if this little girl doesn't help, why is it a waste of help.

"Okay, but good niece, ordinary women can't get into my eyes."

"If you can help me find someone as beautiful as you, I will marry you."

"Do you see it like this, brother."

This is not a lie.

There was this little girl who flashed back and forth in front of him all day long.

I am used to seeing such a worldly appearance that is far beyond the world, which greatly broadens the horizon of aesthetics.

How did the appearance of an ordinary woman catch Quan Nai's eyes?

"Girl like this?"

The corners of Master Ban's mouth curled up, and his face immediately turned angry.

"Don't even think about it! Do you think I'm so easy to deceive?"

"My daughter is the prettiest! Where can I find you a woman who looks as good as a girl!"

"Quickly pick a pleasing woman in the clan and get married!"

"I still don't understand your thinking?"

"Finding a woman is also to keep you."

"Your root is here and not in the past, don't always think about fulfilling your wish and then "go back". "

"The family relationship established by blood is the strongest."

"Quanna, this is your home, forget about the past."

"Nissan..."

Quan Nai was stunned, not knowing what to say.

After the death of the great enemy Toikama, there is only one thought left to revitalize the Uchiha family.

When his wish is fulfilled, that is when he has nothing to worry about, bids farewell to his relatives, and asks his niece to cancel the call.

but now……

"Okay, Uncle Quanna."

"Father didn't plan this on a whim."

The girl gently poured Quanna a glass of wine, pursed her lips and smiled.

"We've noticed it since you named your child Koizumi."

"Don't even think about going back, just stay here and spend the rest of your life with us!"

"Good niece, even you..."

Deep in love, Quan Nai's eye circles turned red.

Taking a deep breath, Quan Nai drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, let out a breath, and finally felt relieved.

"I know, I won't think about going back to such stupid things in the future."

"But for marriage, I really intend to find a beautiful woman like my good niece..."

A conversation did not work.

In the end, Quan Nai agreed not to leave, but the matter of getting married was temporarily put on hold.

This made the Uchiha ladies in the clan who heard the news sad for a long time.

You must know that Quan Nai is about equal to the adult version of Erzhuzi, but he is very handsome.

Strong and young, and the head of Uchiha, their ancestors...

Huh?Old ancestors?
Well, appearance is justice!What happened to the ancestors!
Who said that the ancestors could not marry their descendants!
If we become the bride of our ancestors, how can we go to the sky in that generation?

Whoever sees us also has to respectfully call the patriarch's wife and ancestor?
Wouldn't that be better?

In short, the young patriarch Quanna-sama who is both talented and powerful is the hottest spouse for the Uchiha girls.

However, I heard that our patriarch has no intention of marrying a wife and starting a family.

It's because he has too high a vision and sets a stunning beauty like the eldest lady as the standard for choosing a mate.

But there is only one eldest lady in the whole world, and there is no way to find a second beauty like her.

So the patriarch will definitely choose an 'ordinary' woman to marry in the end, which shows that they still have a chance!
If there is a chance, it will be easy to handle!
Then let's see who can capture Senna-sama's 'heart' in the end!

Ever since, instead of giving up, the Uchiha girls became more enthusiastic and bold.

As for his own ethnic group, Mr. Ban naturally pays close attention to every detail.

Also from then on, except for the daily fights between Mr. Madara and Zhujian.

There is also one more joy, which is to lead Quan Nai to a blind date.

A day later, the girl and Itachi set off for Yuno Country.

Yes, the land of soup.

It is a tourist resort with beautiful scenery, many hot springs, and also known as 'forgetting the war'.

According to the intelligence, the five-tailed man Zhu Lihan is hiding in this small country, and he lives reclusively as a... scrubber.

Well, in my impression, the man who wears a hat and bright red armor is known as the "Steam Ninja".

Work as a scrubber in a small hot spring hotel.

No wonder, no wonder he searched for so many days to find this trace.

It's too well hidden.

Speaking of the old man who didn't even have a role in the original book, he didn't even show his face wearing a bright red mask.

God knows what he looks like without his armor.

So it was really a hard work for cats and cats to find his trace.

The girl compared the approximate direction shown on the map, and was confirming whether the route she was taking was correct.

There was a rustle in the forest ahead, and a man dressed in a different way flashed out from one side, blocking her and Itachi's way.

With a big back, purple eyes, and a handsome face, he doesn't look very smart.

In the hot summer, he was still wearing a fur coat, and he didn't know whether he was cold or hot.

Around his neck was a rather cheap-looking iron necklace.

Holding a three-toothed flying sickle, he walked to the middle of the road without anyone, and asked people whether they wanted to open their mouths or not.

"Hey, that couple over there, do you want to join the Cult of the Evil God?"

Three-tooth flying sickle?Hiduan?
The girl froze for a moment, then pursed her lips and smiled.

what is this?No place to find after breaking through the iron shoes?Or is it unintentional?
Anyway, what a surprise.

Look, isn't this the future Akatsuki member Hidan?
One of the beloved undead duo.

That cursed ninja Hidan who has "immortality".

But what did he just say?couple?Sure enough, my brain is not working well, and my eyesight is not working well.

But Itachi replied at this time: "Well, I have a good vision."

The eyebrows are full of appreciation.

The girl patted Itachi dumbfounded.

Looking at Fei Duan again with great interest.

"Itachi, this person can be used by Akatsuki, let's recruit him."

"Ah."

Itachi didn't express anything superfluous, and the girl raised her voice a little.

"We are not interested in joining the Cult of the Evil God, but you can join Akatsuki with us."

He didn't answer, because after seeing the girl's appearance clearly, Fei Duan's expression suddenly became extremely frenzied and excited.

In the eyes that circulated, the girl saw a mass of black objects that fell from the sky and crashed into Fei Duan's body.

Fei Duan's crazy eyes were full of purple light.

Behind it, a black phantom quickly swelled up, like a distorted figure, or a bat with its wings spread.

No form, no shape, only a strong desire to kill, and a desire for power.

Huh?This is... the evil god that Fei Duan believed in?

Why does it feel like something as low-level as a "word spirit"?

The so-called human mind is infinite.

Pious thoughts can generate "power of faith".

What about the extremely evil idea, to create this formless monster?
A product born out of thin air with no orthodox Godhead and God Body acceptance, but purely based on evil thoughts?
The girl understands.

It is said that all cultists are paranoid lunatics.

So this so-called evil god was "artificially" created by them?

Are you so excited about yourself because you want to win the power of me, an "orthodox god", to "become a god"?

The girl was immediately interested.

At this time, Fei Duan, who was possessed by him, laughed strangely.

"I know! I know Lord Cthulhu!"

"Are you satisfied! Are you satisfied with that beautiful sacrifice!"

"I will dedicate her to you right now! Lord Cthulhu!"

Fei Duan's eyes widened, and he could not help but control the rope, and hit him with a flying scythe.

boom!The earth and rocks rolled over.

Hmm~ Might... Being possessed doesn't change much.

So this thing is not as strong as <Tiantian Girl's Life Body> with all kinds of supernatural powers.

Is it really just a <curse plus undead> ability?Can't even resist illusions?

The girl couldn't laugh or cry.

You ask the girl why she can analyze so calmly.

Because from the very beginning, Fei Duan was hit by Itachi's illusion, with his back to the girl and Itachi, scratching and barking on the road.

But from the perspective of Fei Duan.

The man who pretended to be cool and didn't speak was chopped into two pieces by his sickle.

As for the beautiful sacrifice, he carefully scratched a little flesh on the shoulder, took off a trace of blood and licked it into his mouth.

Ah~ so sweet!so delicious!
Sure enough, Lord Cthulhu is very satisfied with this sacrifice!

The appearance of black and white skeletons changed in an instant, and the simple circle of circular triangles emerged directly from the ground.

The spell·Death is activated with blood!

brush!The pitch-black spear popped out from the cuff, and Hiduan aimed it at his heart and inserted it.

The beautiful sacrifice on the opposite side also fell limply to the ground.

Hiduan felt, felt.

It's just that the fanatical sense of sacrifice in my heart has not subsided.

After a while, the beautiful sacrifice stood up again, intact.

! !
Fei Duan was shocked, but the next moment he became extremely excited again.

"Ah~ I see, Lord Cthulhu! You must be dissatisfied with the sacrificial ceremony just now!"

"It's okay! I will definitely satisfy you, Lord Cthulhu!"

"I will definitely sacrifice her perfectly to you!"

So, hook, draw, lick, poke.

After a set of curse killing procedures, the girl stood there intact again.

Hiduan widened his eyes and laughed nervously.

He began to repeat and repeat insanely to himself.

The real world is in the eyes of girls.

The girl silently watched Hiduan with his back turned to her and Itachi.

Then scratched his arm, licked blood, and poked his chest.

Swipe, lick, poke again, repeat over and over again, speechless for a while.

"How long will he be like this...?" the girl asked
"It will take at least three days if no one interrupts." Itachi replied.

"Ah~ So!"

The girl closed her eyelids and walked past Hidan.

Suddenly, I don't want to talk to this guy with a bad brain.

And that evil god whose brain is even worse.

"Let's go, go see the five-tailed Jinchuriki first, and then let's take care of him."

The girl and Itachi left.

A bloody forest path.

Occasionally, passers-by who saw Fei Duan self-harmed were all startled and ran away.

Only Fei Duan was left in place, stabbing himself with a black spear.

The arms and the chest that was about to be smashed were bleeding, and they were screaming and chattering...