Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

Damingfu, Land of Water
My king disappears.

When Shizuku appeared in the daimyo's room with Itachi Fei Raijin and steel chain fingers.

At a glance, I saw Kisame eating crab sashimi beautifully.

Four eyes met, big eyes staring at small eyes.

Kisame immediately grinned with sharp teeth and smiled proudly at the girl.

"Nv Ming Tiantian, you are back."

"Won't the colleague next to me introduce me?"

Little Shizuku couldn't laugh or cry, she already knew the situation here through her avatar within a certain range.

An honest man, ghost shark, who said this guy is honest.

Isn't there a lot of crooked ideas?
Originally she was pretending to be Meiji, but she ended up standing there in such a thick and thick manner with a face on her shoulders.

You don't even look at what you're wearing.

High slit, vacuum.

Even if it's not your real body, there's no need to treat it so badly.

With such a good body, just men will be gone right away, okay?

Immortal!shameless!
The lord who came to have an audience saw the "Boldly Dressed" "Mihime Kisame" eyes straightened.

There is also a monkey anxious monkey anxious here, what's the matter below.

At first glance, he looks like a dude, an evil ghost in his eyes.

Pay attention to my image, hello!
Ever since, the next day, the avatar found a reason to be 'evil' and slapped Meiji Guixier.

The free ghost shark is so proud, he lives like a master every day with big fish and meat.

I have eaten such good things in Kirigakure Anbu before.

These are all special meals for the daimyo, and now they are all fattened with ghosts.

It's really good, it looks quite fat.

Look at this big face, and the flapping shark gills.

The former dried persimmon ghost shark should be called "fat persimmon ghost shark" now.

"What's the matter, girl Tiantian?"

"Didn't you, the predictor of fate, see such a result... a dozen (painful)!"

The proud Kisame hadn't finished speaking when she was kicked by the girl sullenly.

"Why so much nonsense, see if you are fat enough to fight?"

"Oh, is there a new mission?" Kisame immediately cheered up.

Hmm~ I'm still that honest man, working hard.

The kind that makes you feel uncomfortable if you don't work for a day.

For Kisame, the so-called "work" is a task.

"Put this on first, you are now an official Akatsuki member, and I recruited you."

Little Shizuku throws the ring with the word 'South' to Kisame, and it returns to the original owner.

After briefly introducing the usage, Shizuku talked about her purpose of coming back.

"Now pack up your things and follow me, I'll take you out to play."

"Let's be a grand thief and rob those hateful lords, haha."

"Rogue? What's that?"

As soon as the Robe of Dawn was put on his body, Ghost Shark neatly lifted his back, and the job was over.

"They are bandits who specialize in killing wicked people."

The girl was looking for something while talking.

At this time, another Miki (clone) chuckled and handed a booklet to Shizuku.

"Collect it for you, and it won't conflict with the group of people who cleaned up in Jiaodu."

"They looted the Eastern Front, so you can loot the Western Front."

"What about the big country of water, if we meet each other in a detour, it means that everything has been looted."

"However, the royal family is not peaceful here."

"Jiaodu and the others have delayed for too long. These ministers have become suspicious and will launch a coup at any time."

"In short, as soon as possible, I can stabilize the situation for the time being, and it may not be sure if it takes a while."

"Yeah." Xiaoyu took the booklet and flipped through it, nodded, and then asked.

"What about Junmarou?"

"I'm here, Ernie-chan!"

Jun Malu, who was dressed as a servant boy, had delicate features.

He ran out of the darkness and threw himself into the girl's arms to touch her.

The girl touched her younger brother's head very gently, and said softly.

"Okay, you come with me too. Let's punish the evil and promote the good."

In the blink of an eye, a lord's mansion in the land of water.

Kakuto was checking the finances when Shizuku appeared in front of him with Itachi and his party.

Is there a flying thunder god spell in the Ring of Dawn, so that girls can appear at any time.

Outside, Quanna and Tomama blocked the doorway without motivation.

Clearing up a group of warriors and wild ninjas who kept rushing in.

"Mr. Kakuto, long time no see."

The girl greeted with a pleasant voice, and after a brief glance outside, she understood what was going on.

"You're awake, kid. We owe nothing to each other now."

Jiaodu's green eyes were slightly staggered, and his subordinates did not stop counting the tickets.

"Hmm~ I was taken care of earlier."

The girl chuckled and moved closer to look at the money, and then she was surprised.

"Eh? A local lord is so rich, at least five hundred million taels."

The corners all smiled.

"The eyes are still so poisonous, brat."

"Including the sale of some jewelry, it will cost [-] to [-] million."

"Seven or eight billion, is there so much of each?"

The girl sighed.

"That's not too much, Uchiha's little ghost." The voice in the door said, "Usually at least a billion or more."

Tobima and Quanna finished cleaning up and came over one after another.

"Hey, dear niece, are you okay?" Quanna's voice said.

"Yes, Uncle Quanna, I made you worry."

"Hahaha, it's fine. Oh? The one next to it is..."

Feijian also saw Itachi at a glance, and his red eyes narrowed slightly.

"Are you new here? Is there any new Akatsuki?"

"Yes, a regular member." The girl said with a smile.

"Aren't you going to introduce me?" Feijian sneered.

"Uchiha Itachi."

Itachi, who had been silent all this time, answered before the girl.

"Oh~ Is it one of Konoha's new Sannin..."

The corners of his mouth curled up.

"Little Uchiha, when will I officially join Akatsuki, it's unreasonable for a newcomer to rush ahead of me."

"Huh? Is Uncle Tomona planning to stay here for a long time? "

"Well, it's not bad here, tell me, Uchiha Izumi."

There is something in the leaf, and it is obvious that some kind of deal has been reached with Quanna.

"Good niece, it's really nice here, let me officially join Xiao Wanwan."

Quan Nai 'helped' to talk to Feijian.

"...Okay, I'll go back and tell Chief Payne."

The girl smiled sweetly, looking at the aboveboard game of conspiracy.

The test result of A2 is already very clear.

Heroic spirit summoning allows the control of the summoned person to be indulged, and the result will be "corrected" by the world, which is irreversible.

One of the corrections is that the summoned person will be synchronized to the shadow-level difficulty, and his strength will be greatly increased.

The second correction is memory.

There is no need to mention the dead.

But Tokaima is a person with a 'future'.

The consequence of letting it go is that Togama will eventually fuse all the memories of his lifetime and become a brand new second-generation Hokage.

The so-called trance world, everything is allowed, everything is false.

Existence is reasonable.

This is the essential law of this world.

That's why Shizuku was able to cross over and be accepted by this world.

So no matter how unreasonable it is.

In the end, it will be "rationalized" by the world correction.

Even the summoned heroic spirits are no exception.

This is playing tricks on the door.

At this moment, how many memories of his life have he merged?

It may have been more than ten years, if not decades.

How could Quan Nai, who was still a "little fresh meat" in her twenties, be able to play with this old idiot.

The unequal experience of the two, the evenly matched situation has long been broken.

Poor myself, this silly uncle who doesn't know, is tricked into helping him.

Tobima, this guy is broken.

Shizuku was observing calmly, and currently has no intention of controlling Tobima.

She wanted to see if she could really breed a 'Second Generation Hokage'.

And will there be any new changes in the future.

What a rare experiment.

A self-proclaimed smart and proud Toikama.

The door that thinks that the gods don't know anyone.

But good experimental material.

And this guy is forbidden, right?
It's a fusion of previous memories, right?
Such a good insider, in order to get information, he has to come up with something to make a deal?

Are you playing tricks on each other? Who wouldn't.

Shizuku still has important things to do after that.

"Take it, the technique you want."

Toboma threw a scroll over to the girl.

"What is this, Uncle Togama?"

The girl pretended to be interested and took a look at it.

"<Interactive detonator>, your previous "imagination" has come true. "

"You little brat occasionally has some good ideas."

He spoke nonsense in a serious manner.

"Really!"

The girl 'jumped for joy'.

"Tobima-san is amazing! I just "casually talk about it" and you developed it. "

Well, I remembered all the mutual detonating symbols.

Then the current Higama will definitely be <Dirty Soil Reincarnation>.

Has the memory returned to at least many years after the village was built?

After all, is human experimentation necessary? This kind of forbidden technique.

As for reincarnation in the dirty soil, you have to find a way to apply this technique.

"If you have this technique, I believe Miss Xiaonan will be happy to let Uncle Feijian join Xiao."

"She's been talking about you since I woke up."

The two looked at each other and smiled, each harboring ghosts.

This corner has already counted the spoils and called everyone to come and help.

Shizuku immediately revealed his plan, starting from the western front to loot the lords of the Land of Water.

Then he led Itachi, Kisame and Kimomaro and disappeared without a trace.

A day later, in a lord's mansion in the outskirts.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, when killing people and stealing goods.

Kisame picked up the two guards who were down with shark muscles and threw them aside.

He looked at his new partner, the cruel Itachi.

"Is it Uchiha Itachi?"

"I didn't expect Tiantian Girl's Life to let you act with me."

"Although I don't know what kind of ability your Sharingan has."

"But she is of the same family as Tiantian Numing, and is Konoha's new Sannin, so she is not bad in strength."

"I've heard about Tiantian's daughter's life. You come back with her to show that you are also involved."

"How about the cannibalism of the same family..."

"That taste is very special."

"That kind of thing, I often do."

"So please be more careful with me, me, hehehe."

"If you have an order, you can do anything."

"Well, anyway, I hope we can get along in harmony, and I hope that will never happen."

"Tiantian female life, I can see clearly, she is really ruthless."

Itachi's pupils instantly transformed into kaleidoscope Sharingans of different tunes, staring at Kisame's self-righteous expression.

"Both each other, listening to your words, I am sure of one thing."

"Wandering in the mist and getting lost finally got here."

"You are just a piece of trash that you don't even understand yourself, am I right?"

"See her clearly? Stop joking."

"Nani?" Ghost Shark's eyes widened, and the hand holding Shark's muscle was ready to move.

"...Uchiha Itachi, I can't ignore what you said."

Itachi coldly turned his eyes to Kisame, the scarlet kaleidoscope made Kisame feel inexplicably dangerous.

"Those who have hurt their companions will die badly, so be mentally prepared."

Ghost Shark grinned.

"So you're like me, we're hopeless."

"Wrong, I'm different from you, I just thought of a friend who did something wrong."

Itachi fell into reminiscence, Zhishui's bright and upright life, and the last dark time.

"No matter who it is... Only at the last moment can you see who you really are."

"Only when you are on the verge of death can you see yourself clearly."

"Don't you think that's the meaning of death?"

! !
Itachi indifferently entered the Lord's Mansion first.

Kisame was taken aback by the shock and followed with a smile.

"It seems that you are really special, Mr. Itachi."

"Very well, I approve of you."