People in the ninja world, start to recognize Uchiha Madara as a brother

The meaningless conversation between Hatake Kakashi and the two former classmates was just to make himself appear here in a more natural atmosphere.

however……

"Mother, are the three-color balls a famous specialty of Konoha? But I prefer the roast spring chicken in the hot spring village." Sheren beeped softly, but everyone could hear his cute voice.

Go marry the Hyuga clan.

It is impossible for Yan Ruoyue to let Sheren marry like a blind man.

So, before coming here, Yan Ruoyue took action.

Yan Ruoyue has already pulled out a pair of white eyes from the huge reincarnated eyes of the descendants of the Otsutsuki clan on the moon, and absorbed the power of the reincarnated eyes into those white eyes, and transplanted them to Sheren.

Because of the need to adapt to the strength, Sheren had kept his eyes closed.

At this moment, Scheeren could already open his eyes to see the colorful world. He was very excited to see the world with his own eyes for the first time.

Yan Ruoyue is teaching Sheren how to please girls, first try to give some innocuous gifts.

The undeniable beauty and gorgeous clothes made everyone involuntarily turn their attention to the mother and son.

Yan Ruoyue took Sheren's hand, smiled and asked him to say to the aunt at the counter who had stared at them dumbfounded: "Sheren, quickly call sister."

Sheren looked at the aunt at the counter timidly, and said obediently, "Hello, sister."

The aunt who sold the meatballs was immediately elated, "Hey~ What a good boy, I'll give you an extra piece of meatballs, thank you for your patronage."

Sheren smiled sweetly, "Thank you sister."

Yan Ruoyue touched the top of Sheren's head with a smile.

Everyone: "..."

Hatake Kakashi's exposed dead fish eyes were full of speechless emotions. He had just heard that this beautiful girl who looked like a girl was actually Yan Bai's biological mother.

At that time, Hatake Kakashi was still thinking about how such a gentle and beautiful woman made Yan Bai grow up to be like that.

Now it seems... Well, Yan Bai will grow up to be like this, and this mother has a lot to do.

Looking at Tonero's shy and cute look, Hatake Kakashi seemed to see the next Yan Bai.

Whether it's Akatsuki's members, or Hatake Kakashi and the others, it seems that they are waiting for the mother and son to leave before planning to do anything.

however……

Yan Ruoyue and Sheren walked extremely slowly.

Yan Ruoyue smiled softly, "Sheren, let me tell you, when you are chasing a girl, you must remember the mantra of Three Waves."

Sheren nodded: "Okay, my lord."

Hearing this, the others pricked up their ears.

Yan Ruoyue: "They are: Romance, Waste, and Waves."

Sheren looked confused: "Oh?"

Yan Ruoyue: "Waste means spending a lot of money to show her your financial strength."

Sheren's expression was innocent, "But my lord, I don't have any money."

Yan Ruoyue: "If you don't have money, you have to learn how to make money. Just imagine, if a girl wants to marry you in the future, you must at least plan for the future. Money is not everything, but without money, you can't do it. At least you have to live comfortably, right?"

Sheren nodded in confusion.

Sheren thinks it makes sense to have money.

The onlookers who listened secretly also agree in their hearts that they need money, but they don't agree with extravagance and waste, but if they are only a little bit wasteful when pursuing their spouses, it seems reasonable.

Yan Ruoyue continued: "The next one is "romantic", that is to say, learn to speak sweet words. Not only can you speak love words in the world, but you can also speak love words in the underworld. The main function of love words is to adjust the atmosphere and create an atmosphere. When love goes deep, a sentence of "I will always love you" can make the atmosphere reach its peak."

Everyone, you look at me, and I look at you.

however……

Yan Ruoyue's next words became a bit magical, "The most important thing about love words is emptiness. If it falls into reality, there will be no art."

Sheren looked at his mother with a strange face, and said cutely: "But, mother, don't you often say that in order not to be exposed and turn against each other in the future, don't you lie from the beginning?"

Yan Ruoyue touched the top of Sheren's head with a smile, "I let you talk about your love in vain, but I didn't make you lie."

There was an extremely tangled look on Sheren's face, "But, mother, I don't understand."

Yan Ruoyue raised her eyebrows, and said, "For example, if a man and a woman are having a crazy flirtation and are about to make the bed suffer, what do you think should be said?"

Sheren thought hard, shook his head, "I don't know."

He knew the literal meaning of ambiguity, but he couldn't understand what it meant to "make the bed suffer", but he didn't dare to ask, pretending to understand, but he didn't know what to say.

The spectators on the side listened carefully, with strange expressions on their faces.

A loving smile appeared on Yan Ruoyue's beautiful face, and she said softly: "At this time, you suddenly say to the other party, "The toilet is blocked by excrement, you should go to the toilet quickly", or "The child has a shit, you should change the diaper quickly", "Did you put too much garlic in the dumplings at noon today, let me burp you to make sure", well, in this way, your love will die, and you will almost be beaten to death by your wife."

Sheren: "..."

On the side, Yuhihong glanced at Sarutobi Asma meaningfully. Sarutobi Asma shrugged inexplicably. He wanted to drag Yuhihong away instead of listening to Yan Bai's mother's heresy.

This woman is Yan Bai's mother, it's not that the whole family doesn't enter the house, they are all evil things.

Beauty is beauty, but all beautiful villains!

Hearing ten words from them fools me, and I lose more than ten years of my life.

Yan Ruoyue continued: "Things like love words are inherently false, but there will always be people who will take love words seriously. After you take them seriously, your future will be "you promised to raise me, but now you say that you are not raising pigs, you scumbag!" ", or "What do you say that loving me is a lifetime thing, and you will have a new love within two days of breaking up", don't take things like love words seriously, but when the atmosphere gets to you, if you don't say something nice, the communication is not deep enough. "

Sheren's whole face was full of seriousness, and he nodded, "Mother is right, if my wife says she loves me, it doesn't seem appropriate for me to say 'thank you'."

The mother and son were just chatting about topics that everyone wanted to hear, but felt particularly immoral.

The more you listen, the more magical it becomes.

Yan Ruoyue said again: "The function of words of love is to set off the atmosphere. The problem is that you have to face the issue of responsibility when you say words of love. Love words without price can hardly play the role of setting off. However, if the price you have to pay for the words of love you say is too high, it will make it difficult for you to fulfill your promise in the future."

Sheren looked bewildered, "Then what should I say?"

Yan Ruoyue lowered her voice a bit, "For example, if you say "I love you forever", the "forever" is the biggest price, so you have to learn to speak love words from the underworld, so that you can avoid the price when it works."

Sheren looked at Yan Ruoyue, "Avoid the price?"

All the men nearby held their breath and listened carefully.

Yan Ruoyue said softly: "The core idea of ​​the love story in the underworld is "love even after death". The major events in life are nothing more than life and death. Your love is not swayed by life and death. Isn't this atmosphere in place? Everyone is dead, who will hold you responsible? False love words will only talk about supporting you, and real love words will send you away if you can't support you..."

Everyone: "..."