People in the ninja world, start to recognize Uchiha Madara as a brother

Yan Bai looked at the gunpowder smell of Uchiha Itachi and Jiraiya, and immediately let Itachi go out first.

Uchiha Itachi refused at first, but seeing Yan Bai's benevolent smile, he suddenly changed his mind, walked out of the office door obediently, and closed the door intimately.

One side of Jiraiya's face was twitching, "The eagle dog under your command really listens to you. Usually when I see him, his temper is really smelly and hard."

The first time he saw Zilaiye, Yan Bai suddenly regained his energy, and asked Zilai to sit down at the tea table, "Master Zilaiye, what can you do?"

At this moment, what Yan Bai thought in his heart was how to get another large sum of money from Zilaiye.

Zi Lai Ye is not married and infertile, and he usually doesn't spend much money. Intimate Paradise is also considered a hot seller, and his assets are very considerable.

Especially in recent years, because of being delayed by the old man Hiruzaru Sarutobi, Jilai could neither go out of the village to look for the movements of Orochimaru after his defection, nor could he go out to look for Tsunade, let alone look for Destiny's Child.

Ji Lai also wanders around the hot spring village all day long, except for peeping, eating and drinking.

Yan Bai knew that because of the plot, Tsunade probably wouldn't appear in Konoha so soon. This woman was not familiar with him, and she hadn't tried to trick him for the time being.

However, this did not prevent Yan Bai from mentioning her name in front of Jiraiya.

"People who come to you are asking for something, right?" Zilai also pointed out, "I see that you often entertain people from the Uchiha clan. Do they come to you because they have something to do?"

Good guy, let's talk about it as soon as we come.

Yan Bai said with a smile: "No, I invited them over for tea."

Zilai also snorted, took the tea pushed by Yan Bai and drank it in one gulp, "Why didn't I see you invite me over for tea?"

Zilai also obviously didn't believe Yan Bai's words.

But that's okay.

Yan Bai continued to laugh, "Because the Uchiha clan is handsome, I'm not interested in ugly people."

Jiraiya: "..."

I'm sooooooooooooooo!
Who is ugly?Lao Zi is very handsome, isn't he?
Zilai was also speechless for a long time, and then he recited the slogan of "Ten Zhong Er" with a bold face, calling himself "Toad Immortal".

Yan Bai's smiling face did not change at all: "Master Zilaiye, there is a saying that a toad wants to eat swan meat, which describes the ugly appearance of an ugly woman who looks like a beautiful woman. This beauty refers to a swan, and the representative of this ugly figure is a toad. You are a toad fairy, and you seem to be quite self-aware."

Jiraiya: "..."

Zilai also wanted to correct Yan Bai's remarks, but he didn't seem to know how to refute. He wanted to confirm his thoughts first, and he squeezed out a smile that he thought was kind.

Unfortunately, he hasn't had time to speak yet.

Yan Bai immediately said: "Master Ziraiya, are you here because you still have fantasies about Princess Tsunade?"

Jiraiya: "???"

What fantasies.

The words that came out of my mouth were swallowed back, Zirai also twitched, and stuck his neck unwillingly, "What is fantasy, what do I think about Tsunade, what does it matter to you kid? Besides, your wording is wrong, fantasy is not used in this way, am I not worthy of Tsunade? What is fantasy?"

"You are really worthy of her." Yan Bai said with a solemn face, deeply approving.

The three endure pornography, gambling and drugs, the three of them are a perfect match no matter who they match.

Although Grandma Tsunade is good-looking, her most terrifying attribute is her habit of gambling, and her family will be ruined if she is addicted to gambling, so Jiraiya and Orochimaru can bear it.

And Orochimaru's gender is erratic, so the only person in this world who can match Tsunade is Jiraiya.

Jilai also looked confused, he originally thought that Yan Bai would say all kinds of fallacies and heresies to prove that he is not worthy of Princess Tsunade.

In the end, Yan Bai nodded lightly, thinking that Jiraiya was really worthy of Princess Tsunade.

Zilai also squinted his eyes, "You really think so?"

"What use do I think you are worthy?" Yan Bai looked at Jiraiya inexplicably, "In my eyes, you and her are considered a perfect match, but it's useless. She will definitely not like you. Although you are very compatible, Tsunade would rather be single than marry you."

What flashed in Yan Bai's mind was what Tsunade had said to him many reincarnations ago.

Just when Jiraiya naturally asked "why".

Yan Bai also answered truthfully: "You are ugly, and you are always peeping at the women's bathhouse. You are ugly and wretched. Do you think Princess Tsunade, who was born in a noble family, will marry you? That will shame the ancestors who have passed away. How can I face the ancestors after death? It's better to be single."

Jiraiya: "..."

Oh hey, it hurts!Old iron!

He admits that he is indeed lecherous, but how can a man not be lecherous?
Men are not lustful and have problems in thinking;
Men are not lustful, and human beings will become extinct.

He is lustful, he admits, he is proud, he takes it for granted, he admits, but where is he ugly?
He will never admit that he is ugly.

However, how to refute the sharp-mouthed brat in front of him?
This child is a best-selling ninja author who is as famous as him, and the sadomasochistic novels written by the Uchiha clan are very popular among girls.

The scariest thing is not these, the scariest thing is that Yan Bai...

Before Zilai could come up with something in his brain, Yan Bai spoke again with a pleasant smile.

Yan Bai pulled out a "cosmetic surgery advertisement" from the side, handed it to Zilaiye, and began to use demagogic salesmanship to promote plastic surgery business to Zilaiye.

Yan Bai: "Master Ziraiya, the children under my command are from the bones of the dead. By changing your bones, you can completely change your appearance. It is very safe."

Jiraiya: "..."

Yan Bai: "Master Zilaiye, the price of your head in the gold exchange is very high. After changing your face, it is equivalent to changing your life. Those who need to get to know you again at this moment."

Jiraiya: "..."

Yan Bai: "Master Ziraiya, you know Uchiha Toli, right? He is the first client who has had a successful plastic surgery under my hands. You see, this is done, and love will come. If you get it done, even if you are still so perverted, I believe that Princess Tsunade will not reject you as before."

Jiraiya: "..."

Yan Bai: "Master Jiraiya, you have the same hair color as the late Kato-sama, but why is he Tsunade-sama's lover and you are not? He is more handsome than you..."

Jiraiya: "..."

……

Zilai also listened to Yan Bai's ups and downs of sales promotion, his mind was buzzing.

Who is he?
Where is he?

What is he here for?

Why did she suddenly become a plastic surgeon?

What was he going to say to Yan Bai just now?

His mind is full of Tsunade, breaking, plastic surgery... what did he want to say at first?can't remember...

A headache!