People in the ninja world, start to recognize Uchiha Madara as a brother

After listening to Uchiha Itachi's explanation, Uchiha Fugaku broke into a cold sweat.

To achieve the purpose of self-protection by saying bad things about herself for many years, this is something that only Yan Bai, a wonderful flower, can do.

It has to be said that Konoha villagers are used to speaking good or bad things about Yan Bai and Uchiha Itachi now.

In the past, spreading rumors was Shimura Danzo's forte, but when he came to Yan Bai's place, Shimura Danzo was in a daze.

Therefore, after Danzo Shimura got to know Yan Bai, he was actually depressed all these years.

At the beginning, Shimura Danzo carefully prepared thousands of negative rumors for Yan Bai, and kept them for backup. As a result, within a few days, Shimura Danzo was depressed by the nonsense rumors that swept Konoha Ninja Village all at once.

Isn't the rumor about Yan Bai just a story?
Well, just listen to the story, no one will believe it.

What Yan Bai did even more was that he wrote a lot of "fan art" for Shimura Danzo.

Different versions of Naruto World, with Shimura Danzo as the protagonist, different versions of Shimura Danzo, also published in a book, named "Konoha Story Club", together with "Hot Spring Village Rumor Weekly", is a famous toilet book in Konoha Onsen Village.

A book is published every seven days. Even if no one who slanders Yan Bai creates rumors, Yan Bai will create new rumors and write them into "Rumor Weekly".

Yan Bai also asked people to collect rumors from the Quannin world, and as long as there were any, they would be recorded and written into the weekly rumor magazine.

The nature of these books is the same as "Crayon Shin-chan", "Detective Conan" or "Old Master Q".

When the villagers of Muye Village squat in the latrine, they can relieve their boredom while defecating.

Every toilet in Konoha Ninja Village is very luxurious, equipped with bookshelves, either "Rumor Weekly" or "Konoha Story Club".

As for Yan Bai's previous novels, as well as Zi Laiye's "Intimate Paradise", this kind of "tall" book is not provided for free, and those who want to read it have to go to the bookstore to buy it themselves.

But "Hot Spring Village Rumor Weekly" and "Konoha Story Club" are provided free of charge in the toilet.

Some rumors are aimed at individuals, some are aimed at a group, some rumors are aimed at some products of the hot spring village, and some rumors are aimed at various scenic spots in Muye Village. All in all, the writing is specious and very interesting.

The cover also prominently reads "This story is purely fictitious, if there are similarities, please check the number."

As long as you go to the toilet, you must know these two magazines.

As long as it is the content printed in these two magazines, it does not take two days to sweep the entire Konoha.

and so……

"Master Fuyue." Yan Bai smiled, "Understood, tomorrow's new issue of "Rumor Weekly" and "Story Club" will feature you Uchiha clan, don't worry, within half a month, those girls will respect you and stay away. "

Uchiha Fuyue: "..."

There is always an ominous premonition lingering in his head, but things have come to this point, and he can only trust Yan Bai.

Uchiha Fugaku thinks about it, for so many years, Yan Bai has been talking bad things about himself, and he is still doing well here.

Moreover, because of Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Fugaku has known Yan Bai better than others over the years.

After the establishment of the hot spring village, Yan Bai sold excrement, urine, garbage, and rumors... All these weird things cost zero, which is simply unreasonable. Even excrement and rumors can be used to make money!As long as you can't think of it, there is nothing Yan Bai dare not sell.

Moreover, everyone is willing to buy the things that Yan Bai sells after packing them!

After thinking about it, Uchiha Fugaku thanked Yan Bai in advance before leaving.

Uchiha Itachi said in a low voice: "At first, I was still thinking, isn't it just a marriage? They will get married sooner or later, but after I understand what happened, I know why they are so painful."

"Oh?" Yan Bai looked at Itachi Uchiha curiously.

"Those noble girls are too ugly." Uchiha Itachi frowned and recalled the nobles he had seen.

Take the nobles of the Fire Nation as an example, they often use powder to make their faces pale, paint themselves with lip-biting makeup, and then dye their teeth black.

The one about staining teeth black is the most puzzling.

"Why do they think that black teeth look good?" Uchiha Itachi was full of question marks.

Just imagine, the woman who sleeps in the same bed, when she wakes up in the middle of the night, looks at you and smiles with a pale face, and when she smiles, her mouth is full of darkness.

God!

Uchiha Itachi quickly deleted this picture from his mind.

The next day, the Uchiha clan was featured in "Hot Spring Village Rumor Weekly" and "Konoha Story Club".

The new issue of Rumor Weekly doesn't just write about the Uchiha clan.

There is a special title in it, called "The Miraculous Family Inherited Psychotic Ninja Clan": the dominant lunatic Kaguya clan and the hidden lunatic Uchiha clan.

This is a popular science article.

First of all, it describes the magical brain circuits in the genes of the Kaguya family and their fighting methods in a scientific manner;

Then, the article continues to tell the secret of the Uchiha family sharing sharing eyes in a popular science way: the family tree worships the heavens and has boundless magic power.

It specifically emphasizes that the Uchiha clan without love in their hearts is not qualified to open their eyes.

If the Uchiha family wants to open Sharingan, first of all, this person must be a passionate and loving person, and secondly, he needs the lives of many relatives and friends he loves in exchange for strength.

The genealogy sacrifice to heaven does not necessarily open the eyes, but there is a certain chance to open the eyes.

However, at the end of this serious popular science article, it shows the author's words: "It is purely my own guesswork. If you have other ideas, please write to the publisher to discuss with me."

Accompanied by specious rumors, there are also Naruto fan stories in the new issue of "Konoha Story Club".

It is a tragic story of different versions, different genders, and different personalities of Uchiha teenagers as the protagonists. There are five short stories in which the Uchiha clan is the protagonist.

The world background in the story is exactly the same as today's ninja world, the main supporting roles exist, but the protagonist is different.

In the content of the five books, the secondary setting is very different, and the way to open the eyes is also very different. It is not like "the genealogy worships the sky with boundless magic power" like in Rumor Weekly.

The sharingan settings in these fan short stories are mixed with the popular science sharingan in the rumor weekly, and it becomes six kinds of rumors about sharingan.

But these five kinds of rumors have one thing in common, they are all sending a message: "The people of the Uchiha clan are beautiful and strong, marrying them requires life to fall in love."

Yan Bai described the Uchiha clan in "Konoha Story Club" very poignantly and beautifully, earning enough tears for noble girls.