Early the next morning.
Yan Bai brought breakfast to the classroom and shared the food with the students nearby.
Immediately afterwards, Yan Bai sat down with Itachi to have breakfast.
The other students next to them took the initiative to take on the responsibility of the Konoha Morning Post, and began to tell the hot news in the village recently.
"Have you heard that at noon yesterday, a large number of ninjas in the village swam collectively in the large cesspool outside the village, and they swam for nearly an hour."
"Ah? Really? Ugh... I've been there before, it seems to be the end of the sewer sewage in the village, it's disgusting to pass by from a long distance."
"No way, is it some kind of practice?"
"I don't know. At that time, the teacher asked me to go nearby to get things. I saw that some ninjas were rescued. This is not a practice, right? This is a mass suicide."
"How hard to think about it, how can jumping be better than a big cesspool?"
"Hiss... can I not be a ninja? I would rather go to the battlefield to kill the enemy than swim in that cesspool."
"That's right, usually when you swim in the river, you will drink the river water, and if you swim in the cesspool, you will eat that, right? Hey-no, I can't think about it anymore, vomit-"
"I heard that the masked ninjas swimming in the cesspit are the ones. Let's find out what unit they belong to. Just resolutely refuse to work after graduation."
"I hate it! Can you talk about it later, and have breakfast!"
……
Uchiha Itachi held the siu mai that Yan Bai had just handed to him in his hand, and silently listened to the descriptions of his classmates, his pale and childish handsome face involuntarily revealed a disgusted expression.
On the other hand, Yan Bai seriously ate the breakfast that Lingna prepared for him early in the morning like a normal person.
Uchiha Itachi closed his eyes, and finally couldn't help but whispered in Yan Bai's ear, "What did you do?"
Yan Bai casually glanced at Itachi Uchiha, finished his own breakfast in his food box, and then looked at Itachi Uchiha with a wide smile on his face.
"Itachi." With a smile on Yan Bai's face, he said in a low voice in the same tone as Uchiha Itachi just said: "You can eat shit, but you can't spray shit."
Itachi Uchiha expressionlessly put the siu mai back into the box.
But Yan Bai continued to say: "They also said that what happened at noon yesterday, I was at school from morning to night yesterday, you can all testify to me."
"You...all...can...could...be...to...me...as...ah..."
At that moment, Uchiha Itachi felt that this sentence seemed to be slowed down countless times, forming an infinite loop of wind in his ears, and every word was stretched out.
Although all the evidence showed that this matter really had nothing to do with Yan Bai.
But Uchiha Itachi still thinks he did it, but there is no evidence.
Then, Uchiha Itachi recalled what Yan Bai said yesterday, "Don't guess, it has nothing to do with us, just pretend that you don't know anything."
Uchiha Itachi knew that his friend with a bad personality must have done something to Mr. Takezui.
It caused the root ninjas to swim collectively in the large cesspool outside the village at noon yesterday.
That scene, just imagining it is disgusting, it is not something ordinary people can bear.
Uchiha Itachi knew that the matter was of great importance, he shouldn't get to the bottom of it, he just needed to know the general idea, and the process of making up his own brain was almost done.
Yan Bai has many means, and it is normal to be able to cause such a terrible effect.
At least Uchiha Itachi really thinks that there is nothing Yan Bai can't do.
Uchiha Itachi had suffered from asking the truth. He knew that if he continued to ask Yan Bai stubbornly about the truth in private, Yan Bai would definitely tell the truth.
However, that truth may not have much practical significance, and it is very likely to bring a great mental blow to Uchiha Itachi.
Of course, the root ninja swimming in the cesspool cannot be related to them.
Moreover, to confirm whether Yan Bai is related to this matter, you only need to see if Teacher Zhu Zui came today.
Facts have proved that Uchiha Itachi's conjecture has come true.
Teacher Zhuzui did not come, and was replaced by the previous teacher of ninja history. The teacher also said regretfully that Teacher Zhuzui was only here to substitute for the class and went back today.
From morning to after school, Konoha has a group of ninjas swimming in the cesspit collectively, which has always been a topic of lively discussion.
Especially wondering which department of Konoha they belong to.
Perhaps since yesterday, the roots have become Konoha's most notorious department.
In fact, the root organization is even more hidden than Anbu, and what they do is not visible. Most people in Konoha don't know them.
But now, Root is famous, as a ninja unit known as Konoha because of the collective shit.
Because they were all wearing masks, even Anbu under Hokage's command was implicated.
The public doesn't care about their differences, they all wear the same clothes and masks anyway, as long as they don't join any of these organizations, they won't have the disgusting fate of being ordered to practice in a cesspool.
Whether it is a ninja school student who has not yet graduated, or a commoner living in Konoha Village, as long as this group of masked ninjas is mentioned, they absolutely do not want to join.
This incident of swimming in the septic tank had an extremely bad impact on the reputation of Anbu and Genbu.
In the top ward of Konoha Hospital.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked at Danzo Shimura who was vomiting while holding a bucket with a headache on his face.
Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Danzo, what happened?"
Danzo: "Ugh—"
Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Is there an invasion? Where is the enemy?"
Danzo: "Ugh—"
Sarutobi Hiyazaki: "..."
Danzo: "Ugh—"
……
Danzo was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage since he was rescued yesterday. Since then, he has been vomiting until now. In fact, his stomach is so empty that it cannot be empty anymore. The vomiting is all psychological.
The bed doctor in Danzo this morning couldn't help it, and said to Danzo, "Master Danzo, shit... is actually not poisonous."
That sentence strongly stimulated Danzo's senses, causing him to vomit until now.
The act of vomiting is not harmless to the body, especially after "vomiting—" for so long, Danzo is basically unable to speak a complete sentence.
Seeing that Hiruzaru Sarutobi was about to leave, Danzo tremblingly picked up the paper and pen next to him, and wrote on the paper: "It must be the fault of that little monster!"
Just sent people to investigate the first class, and such a bizarre thing happened when they came back.
Danzang's logic is self-consistent, even if Yan Bai has an alibi, Danzang will not listen to it.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi took a look and frowned, "Where's the evidence?"
Danzo said "vomit—" and wrote fiercely: "I don't need evidence, I can't cure him if I don't believe it!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't get an answer from Danzo, and Danzo was already mad.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi quickly left Danzo's ward. Outside the door, various voices and versions of "vomit—" could be heard. The roots are completely paralyzed today. Many ninjas are in the hospital. Their behavior is very uniform, holding the bucket and "vomit—".
Hiruzen Sarutobi quickly visited several ninjas who were "vomiting".
Finally spliced out the whole process of yesterday's "collective swimming in the cesspool" incident.
Yan Bai brought breakfast to the classroom and shared the food with the students nearby.
Immediately afterwards, Yan Bai sat down with Itachi to have breakfast.
The other students next to them took the initiative to take on the responsibility of the Konoha Morning Post, and began to tell the hot news in the village recently.
"Have you heard that at noon yesterday, a large number of ninjas in the village swam collectively in the large cesspool outside the village, and they swam for nearly an hour."
"Ah? Really? Ugh... I've been there before, it seems to be the end of the sewer sewage in the village, it's disgusting to pass by from a long distance."
"No way, is it some kind of practice?"
"I don't know. At that time, the teacher asked me to go nearby to get things. I saw that some ninjas were rescued. This is not a practice, right? This is a mass suicide."
"How hard to think about it, how can jumping be better than a big cesspool?"
"Hiss... can I not be a ninja? I would rather go to the battlefield to kill the enemy than swim in that cesspool."
"That's right, usually when you swim in the river, you will drink the river water, and if you swim in the cesspool, you will eat that, right? Hey-no, I can't think about it anymore, vomit-"
"I heard that the masked ninjas swimming in the cesspit are the ones. Let's find out what unit they belong to. Just resolutely refuse to work after graduation."
"I hate it! Can you talk about it later, and have breakfast!"
……
Uchiha Itachi held the siu mai that Yan Bai had just handed to him in his hand, and silently listened to the descriptions of his classmates, his pale and childish handsome face involuntarily revealed a disgusted expression.
On the other hand, Yan Bai seriously ate the breakfast that Lingna prepared for him early in the morning like a normal person.
Uchiha Itachi closed his eyes, and finally couldn't help but whispered in Yan Bai's ear, "What did you do?"
Yan Bai casually glanced at Itachi Uchiha, finished his own breakfast in his food box, and then looked at Itachi Uchiha with a wide smile on his face.
"Itachi." With a smile on Yan Bai's face, he said in a low voice in the same tone as Uchiha Itachi just said: "You can eat shit, but you can't spray shit."
Itachi Uchiha expressionlessly put the siu mai back into the box.
But Yan Bai continued to say: "They also said that what happened at noon yesterday, I was at school from morning to night yesterday, you can all testify to me."
"You...all...can...could...be...to...me...as...ah..."
At that moment, Uchiha Itachi felt that this sentence seemed to be slowed down countless times, forming an infinite loop of wind in his ears, and every word was stretched out.
Although all the evidence showed that this matter really had nothing to do with Yan Bai.
But Uchiha Itachi still thinks he did it, but there is no evidence.
Then, Uchiha Itachi recalled what Yan Bai said yesterday, "Don't guess, it has nothing to do with us, just pretend that you don't know anything."
Uchiha Itachi knew that his friend with a bad personality must have done something to Mr. Takezui.
It caused the root ninjas to swim collectively in the large cesspool outside the village at noon yesterday.
That scene, just imagining it is disgusting, it is not something ordinary people can bear.
Uchiha Itachi knew that the matter was of great importance, he shouldn't get to the bottom of it, he just needed to know the general idea, and the process of making up his own brain was almost done.
Yan Bai has many means, and it is normal to be able to cause such a terrible effect.
At least Uchiha Itachi really thinks that there is nothing Yan Bai can't do.
Uchiha Itachi had suffered from asking the truth. He knew that if he continued to ask Yan Bai stubbornly about the truth in private, Yan Bai would definitely tell the truth.
However, that truth may not have much practical significance, and it is very likely to bring a great mental blow to Uchiha Itachi.
Of course, the root ninja swimming in the cesspool cannot be related to them.
Moreover, to confirm whether Yan Bai is related to this matter, you only need to see if Teacher Zhu Zui came today.
Facts have proved that Uchiha Itachi's conjecture has come true.
Teacher Zhuzui did not come, and was replaced by the previous teacher of ninja history. The teacher also said regretfully that Teacher Zhuzui was only here to substitute for the class and went back today.
From morning to after school, Konoha has a group of ninjas swimming in the cesspit collectively, which has always been a topic of lively discussion.
Especially wondering which department of Konoha they belong to.
Perhaps since yesterday, the roots have become Konoha's most notorious department.
In fact, the root organization is even more hidden than Anbu, and what they do is not visible. Most people in Konoha don't know them.
But now, Root is famous, as a ninja unit known as Konoha because of the collective shit.
Because they were all wearing masks, even Anbu under Hokage's command was implicated.
The public doesn't care about their differences, they all wear the same clothes and masks anyway, as long as they don't join any of these organizations, they won't have the disgusting fate of being ordered to practice in a cesspool.
Whether it is a ninja school student who has not yet graduated, or a commoner living in Konoha Village, as long as this group of masked ninjas is mentioned, they absolutely do not want to join.
This incident of swimming in the septic tank had an extremely bad impact on the reputation of Anbu and Genbu.
In the top ward of Konoha Hospital.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked at Danzo Shimura who was vomiting while holding a bucket with a headache on his face.
Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Danzo, what happened?"
Danzo: "Ugh—"
Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Is there an invasion? Where is the enemy?"
Danzo: "Ugh—"
Sarutobi Hiyazaki: "..."
Danzo: "Ugh—"
……
Danzo was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage since he was rescued yesterday. Since then, he has been vomiting until now. In fact, his stomach is so empty that it cannot be empty anymore. The vomiting is all psychological.
The bed doctor in Danzo this morning couldn't help it, and said to Danzo, "Master Danzo, shit... is actually not poisonous."
That sentence strongly stimulated Danzo's senses, causing him to vomit until now.
The act of vomiting is not harmless to the body, especially after "vomiting—" for so long, Danzo is basically unable to speak a complete sentence.
Seeing that Hiruzaru Sarutobi was about to leave, Danzo tremblingly picked up the paper and pen next to him, and wrote on the paper: "It must be the fault of that little monster!"
Just sent people to investigate the first class, and such a bizarre thing happened when they came back.
Danzang's logic is self-consistent, even if Yan Bai has an alibi, Danzang will not listen to it.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi took a look and frowned, "Where's the evidence?"
Danzo said "vomit—" and wrote fiercely: "I don't need evidence, I can't cure him if I don't believe it!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't get an answer from Danzo, and Danzo was already mad.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi quickly left Danzo's ward. Outside the door, various voices and versions of "vomit—" could be heard. The roots are completely paralyzed today. Many ninjas are in the hospital. Their behavior is very uniform, holding the bucket and "vomit—".
Hiruzen Sarutobi quickly visited several ninjas who were "vomiting".
Finally spliced out the whole process of yesterday's "collective swimming in the cesspool" incident.
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