Mix the city with the system
Chapter 86 Starting the Antidote
"Village chief, what are you smoking? Why does it look so cool?"
"Yes, yes, village chief, what a good thing this is, how much is it per gram, it looks so cool."
"Village Chief, I saw you just now, as if you were about to go to heaven, I was really lost."
"Village Chief, the one you smoked just now is a new variety, so hurry up and introduce it to everyone."
…………
When Wu Dabao heard the "hermit" villagers in front of him making these voices towards him, Wu Dabao was helpless, because he was responsible for all the villagers.
After that, Wu Dabao, who stood up, gestured to the "hermit" villagers in front of him, and immediately the noise of these villagers stopped.
Afterwards, Wu Dabao pursed his lips to the "hermit" villagers in front of him, and said a few words with a dry smile: "Everyone, do you want to quit?"
When Wu Dabao uttered the word "quit", Wu Dabao cried loudly.
Immediately, Wu Dabao, who knelt down on his knees, cried and confessed to the "hermit" villagers in front of him: "Villagers, it was I who harmed you, but someone forced me to do this. The idiot inside forced me to do this. Although some of you are relying on white powder to continue your life, I, Wu Dabao, really feel ashamed of you. Once this matter is over, I, Wu Dabao, will be ready to fight with you. That fucking idiot is going all out to die with him."
Seeing Wu Dabao knelt down and said these words, the villagers of the "Hermit" were silent. After a while, a villager whispered to Wu Dabao: "Village chief, you are not afraid of saying this." It's too late, this "wall dust" addiction can't be quit, I have quit it several times, really, really can't quit, eh~~~." After finishing speaking, the villager still sighed for a long time Take a breath.
Afterwards, another villager also whispered to Wu Dabao: "Village chief, although I rely on white powder to continue my life, I also want to quit this "wall dust" addiction. This thing is really unacceptable. , how about, let’s go to the “wall dust” place together, instead of sitting and waiting to die, why don’t we quit and live slowly.”
"Old Wang is right, we can't just sit and wait to die, now Dasha, that bastard, is asking for more and more money, maybe we'll starve to death before we get killed by the "wall dust" addiction Yes, I decided to quit "Wall Dust", MD, I will break my leg at worst." A villager stomped his feet.
"Village chief, do you want to take us to get rid of "wall dust"?" A villager asked Wu Dabao.
Afterwards, Wu Dabao, who was kneeling on the ground, replied to the villagers in front of him: "You are right, we are helping you get rid of "wall ash", but we are not going to get rid of "wall ash".
"Don't go to the "Wall Ash" institute? Then where shall we go?" The villager continued to ask Wu Dabao.
"Let's quit "wall dust" here, you see, this is an expert I met today, he said he can help us quit "wall dust" addiction." Wu Dabao faced many "hermits" "The villagers introduced Xiang Nanfei.
After Wu Dabao finished his introduction, many "hermit" villagers were discussing Xiang Nanfei standing next to Wu Dabao.
At this time, a villager asked Wu Dabao: "Village chief, can this expert do it? I don't think he is reliable."
"Yeah, yeah, this little kid is too small, I don't think it's reliable."
"Village chief, don't be fooled again, didn't you just find someone who can get rid of the addiction to "wall dust" before? That bastard cheated us out of 1 yuan. Then he ran away, hey~~~, it really hurt us."
…………
Seeing that the villagers in front of him didn't quite believe him, Xiang Nanfei said, "Villagers, I won't take your money. I will help you all for free. If what I tell is a lie, Will I not charge money, will I, please tell me."
As soon as Xiang Nanfei said this, all the villagers who had been discussing just now fell silent. Then, a villager asked Xiang Nanfei, "Sir, is it really free? Are you free?" won't hurt us."
"I harmed you? How is this possible? I have a bad brain and ran so far to harm you. I really want to help you. If you don't believe me, just ask your village chief." Xiang Nanfei said this The "ball" was kicked to Wu Dabao.
Afterwards, Wu Dabao nodded frequently to the villagers in front of him and said, "Yes, yes, yes, this expert was sent by heaven to help us, if you still believe me, you believe him once Bar."
As soon as Wu Dabao finished speaking, Xiang Nanfei struck while the iron was hot, and continued to the villagers in front of him, "Look, everyone, this white pill in my hand is the one that is said to be able to cure hundreds of "wall dust". "Elixir", as long as you eat it, you will definitely be able to quit the "wall dust" addiction."
"Elixir? Hehe, you deceitful Bo, there are no gods in this world. How about elixir, hehehe." A villager said tirelessly to Xiang Nanfei.
When Xiang Nanfei heard this, Xiang Nanfei was a little stunned, and then Xiang Nanfei thought to himself: "I'm sorry, this is awesome, it seems to be a bit over the top, hehehe." After finishing speaking, Xiang Nanfei Nan Fei laughed helplessly in his heart.
Afterwards, Xiang Nanfei explained to the villager who made complaints about himself: "This white pill is definitely an "elixir". If taking it can't cure your "wall ash" addiction, why don't you soak my pig cage?" , I will help you get rid of "wall dust" for free now, and I will give my life to you, so the head office will be fine."
Seeing Xiang Nanfei being so sincere, all the villagers nodded to Xiang Nanfei to express their gratitude.Seeing this scene, Xiang Nanfei finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that his previous efforts were not in vain.
At this time, a villager standing at the back asked Xiang Nanfei: "Master, can this "elixir" really cure our "wall dust" addiction at once? I'm really afraid." It can’t be cured, eh~~~, I’ve been smoking for 3 years, I’m really afraid that even this “elixir” can’t cure me.” After finishing speaking, the villager slapped his head in remorse .
Afterwards, when he saw that the villager was very remorseful and was still torturing himself, Wu Dabao comforted the farmer: "Old Hu, don't be afraid, the "elixir" in the hands of this expert, It must be able to cure you, I have been smoking "wall ash" for much longer than you, and I will take the lead in eating it for everyone to see." After finishing speaking, Wu Dabao snatched the "wall ash" from Xiang Nanfei's hand. A "elixir".
However, when Wu Dabao got this "elixir", Wu Dabao was a little hesitant, because Wu Dabao didn't know whether the "elixir" that Xiang Nanfei said could cure everyone's "wall dust" "addiction.
But facing the expectant eyes of the crowd, Wu Dabao swallowed it in one gulp. After all, these people were all caused by himself, even if he died after "testing the medicine", Wu Dabao would not regret it.
"Village chief, how do you feel?" A villager asked Wu Dabao after seeing Wu Dabao eat the "elixir".
Afterwards, Wu Dabao, who ate the "elixir", replied to the villager a little dullly: "It seems to be - the flavor of cantaloupe, hehehe."
“Cantaloupe flavor!!!”
All the people showed surprise expressions to Wu Dabao's answer.
Afterwards, Xiang Nanfei, with a face full of shame, explained to the surprised villagers in front of him: "Everyone listen to me, listen to me, because the "elixir" is hard to eat, so the sky The gods made some fruit flavors on these "elixir", and you all must not misunderstand that this "elixir" is candy."
However, as soon as Xiang Nanfei finished speaking, Xiang Nanfei suddenly felt that his "fudge" this time seemed a bit idiotic.
Immediately, Xiang Nanfei whispered to Wu Dabao who was standing next to him: "Mr. Wu Dabao, when people ask you how you feel, you should answer that you feel good. What the fuck are you talking about cantaloupe flavor? If your What will the villagers do if they don’t take this [relieve "wall ash" pill], hurry up and think of a way to make up for it."
Afterwards, Wu Dabao, who heard Xiang Nanfei muttering, immediately frowned at the villagers and said hurriedly: "Everyone heard about me, I seem to feel something now, my whole body is hot, as if something is moving It seems so comfortable, but also so sad.”
"Swaying" When Xiang Nanfei heard these two words, Xiang Nanfei followed Wu Dabao's words and continued to talk to the villagers: "Did you hear it just now? There is a "thing" in the body of Village Chief Wu "It's moving. This "thing" is probably "wall dust". You should believe me now, I'm not a big liar." Down.
At this time, when they saw that Xiang Nanfei, who sang the oboe, was so similar to Wu Dabao, the "hermit" villagers finally believed in the effect of the "elixir" in Xiang Nanfei's hand.
Immediately, a bold "hermit" villager yelled at Xiang Nanfei: "Master, give me an "elixir". The "ash" addiction is tortured to death. In that case, Nima is too aggrieved." After drinking, the "hermit" villager immediately went forward and took a [relief "wall ash" pill], Then swallowed it in one gulp.
"Third Fatty, what do you feel?" Seeing this villager swallow the white "elixir" in one gulp, the rest of the villagers immediately asked him.
Afterwards, the three fat men's answers made Xiang Nanfei feel ashamed: "This "elixir" seems to taste like peaches." After speaking, the three fat men squatted down in their original positions.
"Yes, yes, village chief, what a good thing this is, how much is it per gram, it looks so cool."
"Village Chief, I saw you just now, as if you were about to go to heaven, I was really lost."
"Village Chief, the one you smoked just now is a new variety, so hurry up and introduce it to everyone."
…………
When Wu Dabao heard the "hermit" villagers in front of him making these voices towards him, Wu Dabao was helpless, because he was responsible for all the villagers.
After that, Wu Dabao, who stood up, gestured to the "hermit" villagers in front of him, and immediately the noise of these villagers stopped.
Afterwards, Wu Dabao pursed his lips to the "hermit" villagers in front of him, and said a few words with a dry smile: "Everyone, do you want to quit?"
When Wu Dabao uttered the word "quit", Wu Dabao cried loudly.
Immediately, Wu Dabao, who knelt down on his knees, cried and confessed to the "hermit" villagers in front of him: "Villagers, it was I who harmed you, but someone forced me to do this. The idiot inside forced me to do this. Although some of you are relying on white powder to continue your life, I, Wu Dabao, really feel ashamed of you. Once this matter is over, I, Wu Dabao, will be ready to fight with you. That fucking idiot is going all out to die with him."
Seeing Wu Dabao knelt down and said these words, the villagers of the "Hermit" were silent. After a while, a villager whispered to Wu Dabao: "Village chief, you are not afraid of saying this." It's too late, this "wall dust" addiction can't be quit, I have quit it several times, really, really can't quit, eh~~~." After finishing speaking, the villager still sighed for a long time Take a breath.
Afterwards, another villager also whispered to Wu Dabao: "Village chief, although I rely on white powder to continue my life, I also want to quit this "wall dust" addiction. This thing is really unacceptable. , how about, let’s go to the “wall dust” place together, instead of sitting and waiting to die, why don’t we quit and live slowly.”
"Old Wang is right, we can't just sit and wait to die, now Dasha, that bastard, is asking for more and more money, maybe we'll starve to death before we get killed by the "wall dust" addiction Yes, I decided to quit "Wall Dust", MD, I will break my leg at worst." A villager stomped his feet.
"Village chief, do you want to take us to get rid of "wall dust"?" A villager asked Wu Dabao.
Afterwards, Wu Dabao, who was kneeling on the ground, replied to the villagers in front of him: "You are right, we are helping you get rid of "wall ash", but we are not going to get rid of "wall ash".
"Don't go to the "Wall Ash" institute? Then where shall we go?" The villager continued to ask Wu Dabao.
"Let's quit "wall dust" here, you see, this is an expert I met today, he said he can help us quit "wall dust" addiction." Wu Dabao faced many "hermits" "The villagers introduced Xiang Nanfei.
After Wu Dabao finished his introduction, many "hermit" villagers were discussing Xiang Nanfei standing next to Wu Dabao.
At this time, a villager asked Wu Dabao: "Village chief, can this expert do it? I don't think he is reliable."
"Yeah, yeah, this little kid is too small, I don't think it's reliable."
"Village chief, don't be fooled again, didn't you just find someone who can get rid of the addiction to "wall dust" before? That bastard cheated us out of 1 yuan. Then he ran away, hey~~~, it really hurt us."
…………
Seeing that the villagers in front of him didn't quite believe him, Xiang Nanfei said, "Villagers, I won't take your money. I will help you all for free. If what I tell is a lie, Will I not charge money, will I, please tell me."
As soon as Xiang Nanfei said this, all the villagers who had been discussing just now fell silent. Then, a villager asked Xiang Nanfei, "Sir, is it really free? Are you free?" won't hurt us."
"I harmed you? How is this possible? I have a bad brain and ran so far to harm you. I really want to help you. If you don't believe me, just ask your village chief." Xiang Nanfei said this The "ball" was kicked to Wu Dabao.
Afterwards, Wu Dabao nodded frequently to the villagers in front of him and said, "Yes, yes, yes, this expert was sent by heaven to help us, if you still believe me, you believe him once Bar."
As soon as Wu Dabao finished speaking, Xiang Nanfei struck while the iron was hot, and continued to the villagers in front of him, "Look, everyone, this white pill in my hand is the one that is said to be able to cure hundreds of "wall dust". "Elixir", as long as you eat it, you will definitely be able to quit the "wall dust" addiction."
"Elixir? Hehe, you deceitful Bo, there are no gods in this world. How about elixir, hehehe." A villager said tirelessly to Xiang Nanfei.
When Xiang Nanfei heard this, Xiang Nanfei was a little stunned, and then Xiang Nanfei thought to himself: "I'm sorry, this is awesome, it seems to be a bit over the top, hehehe." After finishing speaking, Xiang Nanfei Nan Fei laughed helplessly in his heart.
Afterwards, Xiang Nanfei explained to the villager who made complaints about himself: "This white pill is definitely an "elixir". If taking it can't cure your "wall ash" addiction, why don't you soak my pig cage?" , I will help you get rid of "wall dust" for free now, and I will give my life to you, so the head office will be fine."
Seeing Xiang Nanfei being so sincere, all the villagers nodded to Xiang Nanfei to express their gratitude.Seeing this scene, Xiang Nanfei finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that his previous efforts were not in vain.
At this time, a villager standing at the back asked Xiang Nanfei: "Master, can this "elixir" really cure our "wall dust" addiction at once? I'm really afraid." It can’t be cured, eh~~~, I’ve been smoking for 3 years, I’m really afraid that even this “elixir” can’t cure me.” After finishing speaking, the villager slapped his head in remorse .
Afterwards, when he saw that the villager was very remorseful and was still torturing himself, Wu Dabao comforted the farmer: "Old Hu, don't be afraid, the "elixir" in the hands of this expert, It must be able to cure you, I have been smoking "wall ash" for much longer than you, and I will take the lead in eating it for everyone to see." After finishing speaking, Wu Dabao snatched the "wall ash" from Xiang Nanfei's hand. A "elixir".
However, when Wu Dabao got this "elixir", Wu Dabao was a little hesitant, because Wu Dabao didn't know whether the "elixir" that Xiang Nanfei said could cure everyone's "wall dust" "addiction.
But facing the expectant eyes of the crowd, Wu Dabao swallowed it in one gulp. After all, these people were all caused by himself, even if he died after "testing the medicine", Wu Dabao would not regret it.
"Village chief, how do you feel?" A villager asked Wu Dabao after seeing Wu Dabao eat the "elixir".
Afterwards, Wu Dabao, who ate the "elixir", replied to the villager a little dullly: "It seems to be - the flavor of cantaloupe, hehehe."
“Cantaloupe flavor!!!”
All the people showed surprise expressions to Wu Dabao's answer.
Afterwards, Xiang Nanfei, with a face full of shame, explained to the surprised villagers in front of him: "Everyone listen to me, listen to me, because the "elixir" is hard to eat, so the sky The gods made some fruit flavors on these "elixir", and you all must not misunderstand that this "elixir" is candy."
However, as soon as Xiang Nanfei finished speaking, Xiang Nanfei suddenly felt that his "fudge" this time seemed a bit idiotic.
Immediately, Xiang Nanfei whispered to Wu Dabao who was standing next to him: "Mr. Wu Dabao, when people ask you how you feel, you should answer that you feel good. What the fuck are you talking about cantaloupe flavor? If your What will the villagers do if they don’t take this [relieve "wall ash" pill], hurry up and think of a way to make up for it."
Afterwards, Wu Dabao, who heard Xiang Nanfei muttering, immediately frowned at the villagers and said hurriedly: "Everyone heard about me, I seem to feel something now, my whole body is hot, as if something is moving It seems so comfortable, but also so sad.”
"Swaying" When Xiang Nanfei heard these two words, Xiang Nanfei followed Wu Dabao's words and continued to talk to the villagers: "Did you hear it just now? There is a "thing" in the body of Village Chief Wu "It's moving. This "thing" is probably "wall dust". You should believe me now, I'm not a big liar." Down.
At this time, when they saw that Xiang Nanfei, who sang the oboe, was so similar to Wu Dabao, the "hermit" villagers finally believed in the effect of the "elixir" in Xiang Nanfei's hand.
Immediately, a bold "hermit" villager yelled at Xiang Nanfei: "Master, give me an "elixir". The "ash" addiction is tortured to death. In that case, Nima is too aggrieved." After drinking, the "hermit" villager immediately went forward and took a [relief "wall ash" pill], Then swallowed it in one gulp.
"Third Fatty, what do you feel?" Seeing this villager swallow the white "elixir" in one gulp, the rest of the villagers immediately asked him.
Afterwards, the three fat men's answers made Xiang Nanfei feel ashamed: "This "elixir" seems to taste like peaches." After speaking, the three fat men squatted down in their original positions.
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