Almighty male god system

"Ask me something, okay, you can ask." Lin Dong smiled.

The little girl blinked her long eyelashes, and her jet-black eyes rolled nimbly in their sockets.She asked crisply, "Big brother, are you my aunt's boyfriend?"

Hearing these words, Lin Dong staggered, his legs almost went limp, and he didn't fall to the ground.

There seemed to be a flock of crows flying overhead—

quack quack!
"Well, I'm your aunt's friend, but not her boyfriend. You have to distinguish between a friend and a boyfriend when you're young." Lin Dong explained.

Liao Shihan thought for a while, took his finger out of his mouth, and said innocently: "Brother, I know the difference between a friend and a boyfriend. A friend is two people who meet and say hello to each other. The kind in a bed."

Another stagger.

Lin Dong looked at the six-year-old girl in front of him in astonishment. She knew so much.I have to say that the children nowadays are really extraordinary, extraordinary.

"How do you know so clearly, did your aunt tell you?" Lin Dong asked.

Liao Shihan shook his head, and the two braids on the top of his head flicked back and forth: "That's not it, my aunt didn't tell me, I saw it on TV. I also know that friends are not allowed to kiss, but boyfriend and girlfriend You can kiss!"

At this time, a parent with a child walked by.

Lin Dong quickly covered the mouth of the little girl Liao Shihan and told her not to speak too loudly, but even so, it was still a step too late. The matriarch who was walking by had already heard Liao Shihan's words.

She glanced at Liao Shihan, then looked at Lin Dong with disgust, and muttered in her mouth: "I don't know how to educate children, but let them watch those messy things, really! How can there be such a thing in the world?" Parents!"

When the matriarch left, Lin Dong was still in embarrassment.

Big sister, you misunderstood me, I am not the parent of this little girl, really, I am really not, I am still an unmarried young man, I don’t even have a girlfriend yet, you can’t frame me!

"Ummmm—"

Liao Shihan's small hand grabbed Lin Dong's big hand, and Lin Dong let go.

I saw the little girl looking at Lin Dong with an unhappy face, pouted her lips angrily, turned her back, and said unhappily: "I'll ignore you!"

A child's temper is like the sky in June, it can change as soon as it is said.This made Lin Dong a little puzzled.

Crouching down, Lin Dong asked with a smile: "Little Princess Shihan, what's wrong with you? Did Big Brother make you unhappy?"

Liao Shihan hid to the side again, still with his back on his back.

Seeing this, Lin Dong was even more embarrassed. Although the little girl was not old, she was really not easy to mess with.Didn't he just cover his mouth and feel unhappy.

"Little Princess Shihan, don't be upset, big brother will do a magic trick for you, do you think it will work?" Lin Dong's voice softened, like that of a kindergarten female teacher.

Wen Yan, blinking her big eyes, Liao Shihan seemed to have forgotten the unhappiness just now, and turned around, she looked at Lin Dong expectantly: "Okay, okay, I want to watch the magic trick, big brother hurry up Performance."

She pulled the red scarf around her neck, looking very nervous and looking forward to it.

The little girl's attention was all on Lin Dong.Lin Dong took Liao Shihan to the open space next to him, and said, "Before doing the magic trick, big brother needs to do some exercise. You watch and see if big brother is very good."

then--

"Ding!"

"Task generation - [The host does one hundred push-ups in one minute: 1/0]."

"Rewards—the system is analyzing the difficulty of the task for the host, and the rewards will be distributed later."

Start doing push-ups.

There was a male parent who came to pick up the child. Seeing Lin Dong doing push-ups, he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother, you have good physical strength."

The child of the male parent jumped up excitedly, clapped his hands and said: "Dad, he is so good! Dad, you can come too, you can too."

Looking at the male parent again, he hurriedly waved his hands: "This father is not good, his weight is almost two hundred catties, and he can't even do ten."

Many parents with children stood by and watched Lin Dong do push-ups with different expressions.Some parents thought Lin Dong was very strange, and some of the matriarchs clearly showed different emotions in their eyes. Lin Dong suspected that those matriarchs were divorced and single.

His face was not red, he was not out of breath, and soon finished a hundred push-ups.

In less than a minute, Lin Dong did a hundred push-ups in a row.This is still for him to take it easy, otherwise he could do a hundred push-ups in half a minute.

clap clap clap!
There was warm applause at the scene, as well as excited cheers from children.Someone even yelled to do it again.

Do it again, please don't.

Then, Lin Dong lay down on the ground and did another [-] push-ups in a row.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task - [the host does 1 push-ups in 100 minute: 100/[-]]."

"Acquired - ten golden rice 17g rainbow lollipops."

"Acquired - ten disposable lighters."

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task - [the host does 1 push-ups in 200 minute: 200/[-]]."

"Acquired—17 golden rice [-]g rainbow lollipops."

"Acquired—twenty disposable lighters."

"The obtained items have been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space."

"Wow! This uncle is amazing, he is simply superman beaming."

"Push-ups, my dad said he couldn't do them, my dad was fat, my mom said he was as fat as a pig."

Under the eager eyes of the children, Lin Dong stood up from the ground, with a smile on his face, rubbed his hands to remove the dust from them.

"Big brother, you are my idol!" The little girl Liao Shihan hurried over and grabbed Lin Dong's arm, as if she was afraid that Lin Dong would run away.

idol?
Lin Dong blushed a little, but he just did a few hundred push-ups, nothing serious.Seeing that there are so many children and adults looking this way, the little girl Liao Shihan also kept urging Lin Dong to do magic tricks.

"Alright, alright, we'll do magic right away!" Lin Dong took a few steps forward, stood in front of those children and their parents, and let the well-behaved Liao Shihan stand opposite.

He said loudly: "It seems that everyone is very happy, so next, I will perform a magic trick for everyone." Then, Lin Dong rolled up his sleeves and exposed his arms a little.

Take off the red scarf around Liao Shihan's neck.

"Be careful, everyone, don't blink, there's nothing in this hand, there's nothing in this hand, and there's nothing underneath, then I put my hands together—"

"Shihan, blow up."

Liao Shihan was very cooperative, pouted her mouth, puffed her cheeks, and blew hard on the spread red scarf.

At this time, Lin Dong shouted: "Here we come!"

"Shihan, take off the red scarf."

The little girl Liao Shihan was very nervous and careful, her little fingers grabbed the red scarf and slowly tore it off Lin Dong's hand.The moment it was torn off, Lin Dong was holding a handful of rainbow lollipops in his hand.

"Wow, mom, it's a lollipop. The color is so beautiful. I want to eat a lollipop."

A child flicked his fingers and stared at the rainbow lollipop in Lin Dong's hand, as if his eyes were sucked.

There are also children who are drooling from their mouths, and the gluttons are almost hooked out.