Almighty male god system
Chapter 90 Alcohol is a Bad Thing
"May I ask if the host has learned the 'Understanding Micro-expression Skill Book (Advanced)'?"
"Study!" Lin Dong replied immediately.
Immediately, several streaks of golden streamer flew out from the dimensional storage space, turned into strands of spider silk, penetrated into Lin Dong's head, his eyes suddenly became as sharp as deep, incomparably sharp, as if the These eyes can see through everything.
After a while, Lin Dong smiled and said to himself: "It turns out that so many emotions can be seen from the micro-expression." This is what Lin Dong did not expect.
"May I ask if the host has learned makeup?"
"study!"
There was another golden light entering Lin Dong's body. Lin Dong closed his eyes and savored the knowledge of makeup techniques carefully. The patterns in his mind were like movies, flashing and flowing. Don't look at the speed very fast, but it is like It's the same engraved on Lin Dong's heart.
I remember it very clearly.
Soon, Lin Dong learned how to make up.
There was a trace of surprise on Lin Dong's face. He had learned the art of make-up, and at the same time he was amazed at the magic of make-up. Facial make-up alone can change a person's appearance and temperament, even if the disguise is good. if--
You can completely become another person!
The two suspects, Huang Guanwen and Zhou Jia, were brought back to the Qian County Public Security Bureau, and the special case team interrogated them.Because Lin Dong had the recordings, Zhou Jia and Huang Guanwen didn't quibble and confessed honestly.
It was an ordinary night.
A good buddy of Huang Guanwen treats guests and asks him to go to a bar for a drink.He wanted to take his wife Zhou Jia with him, but because Zhou Jia took the child to her parents' house that day, Huang Guanwen didn't ask Zhou Jia to go.
They are all very good friends, a few men and women get drunk together and brag about it.Soon they were all drinking too much and chatting about some emotional things.
Among them was a female classmate Huang Guanwen liked in high school.
He grabbed the female classmate's hand and said something that shouldn't be said. Those words angered his female classmate's boyfriend, so he started fighting with Huang Guanwen.
Huang Guanwen, who was drunk, was no opponent and was punched in the face.
"Damn! You're so fucking married, and you still miss my girlfriend." The man scolded. In fact, Huang Guanwen's female classmate is not a good bird except for the well-maintained one.
Huang Guanwen was a little unconvinced by the scolding, and when he rushed up again, he was stopped by a few of his friends.One of the best friends among them said that he wanted to send Huang Guanwen home, so he took Huang Guanwen and left first.
But before Didi Che arrived, his friend received a call, said hello to Huang Guanwen, and left directly.Huang Guanwen was drunk alone, walking on the street, looking at the neon lights around him, which were extremely dazzling.
But because he drank too much, he stopped the car on the side of the road, and the driver was unwilling to pull him, for fear that he would vomit in the car.With no other choice, Huang Guanwen sat down on the side of the road, lying on the lawn, leaning against a trash can.
He didn't notice that not far behind him, a pair of sneaky eyes were already fixed on him.
The person staring at him is none other than Lai Xiaomin.Lai Xiaomin walked over and greeted Huang Guanwen. Huang Guanwen was already lying on the lawn, falling asleep, as drunk as a dead pig.
"Hey, wake up!" Lai Xiaomin squatted beside Huang Guanwen and yelled a few times.
Huang Guanwen didn't even open his eyes.
The next moment, the corners of Lai Xiaomin's mouth turned up, his eyelids shrank, and crow's feet appeared around the corners of his eyes.he laughed.
Putting Huang Guanwen on his back, Lai Xiaomin took him to his home.
The next day, when Huang Guanwen woke up, his head was still aching because of the hangover.
"Hiss." He suddenly felt something strange.
After waking up, he suddenly opened his eyes wide, and saw himself in a strange room.The room was a bedroom, and there was an old man lying next to him on the bed.
The look of the old man startled him.
The old man's face was obviously covered with makeup, and the cheeks on both sides were bright red.There is still a yellow wig on the top of the head, and the quilt is half covered on the body, covering the lower body, but the upper body is still exposed.
This person is the old man Lai Xiaomin.Lai Xiaomin was sleeping soundly, with his mouth slightly open, with that "happiness" expression on his face.
At that moment, Huang Guanwen felt as if he had been struck by lightning, he was dumbfounded, and sat on the bed blankly.
Shortly thereafter, he lifted the quilt and found himself naked.
As if he understood something, Huang Guanwen's eyes became fierce.He put on his clothes quickly, woke up Lai Xiaomin, and beat and kicked him.
"Damn, are you still human, what did you do to me?"
"Hey!" Lai Xiaomin smirked, there was no trace of anger on that face, but he said to Huang Guanwen, "Hit me, hit me quickly, I haven't been hit by a man for a long time." It looks extremely feminine.
Like a eunuch who is neither male nor female.
Huang Guanwen beat up Lai Xiaomin severely, but he was still rational and knew that he couldn't kill anyone.So after scolding the old man Lai Xiaomin, Huang Guanwen left the Jinghu community in a hurry.
Squatting on the street, thinking about what happened between himself and that hateful old man, Huang Guanwen, a big man, started to cry, sobbing so hard that he couldn't make a sound.
"I can't fly no matter what, in this world of flowers and flowers, it turns out that I am a drunken butterfly—"
At this time, the phone rang.Huang Guanwen glanced at it, it was his wife Zhou Jia calling.Zhou Jia and Huang Guanwen have a very good relationship. Although Zhou Jia looks very strong on the outside, she is very gentle to Huang Guanwen.
"Guanwen, have you had breakfast? Come pick me up with the child at noon. Xiaokang doesn't want to live at his grandfather's house, so he started arguing in the morning that he wants to go home and pile up blocks with your father—"
Huang Guanwen didn't understand what Zhou Jia was saying, so he responded graciously.
After returning home, Huang Guanwen went into the bathroom and washed his whole body, inside and out, with the shower. Looking at himself in the mirror, he felt extremely ashamed.He blamed himself for drinking so much last night.
noon.
Huang Guanwen did not go to pick up his wife and children, and sat on the sofa alone, like a wooden man, without saying a word or refusing.
When his wife Zhou Jia came back, she had a big fight with Huang Guanwen because Huang Guanwen didn't go to pick them up.Huang Guanwen probably realized that he shouldn't lose his temper with Zhou Jia, so he hugged Zhou Jia and started crying.
"Guanwen, what's the matter with you, did something happen?" The woman's intuition made Zhou Jia realize that something was wrong.
But Huang Guanwen didn't say anything.
It's been about half a month.
One day, Huang Guanwen went downstairs to throw out trash, and someone behind him stopped him: "Huang Guanwen!"
When Huang Guanwen turned his head, he saw an old man. From the old man's smiling face, Huang Guanwen recognized him at first sight—it was him (Lai Xiaomin).
"You, what are you doing, how did you find me?" His expression changed greatly, resentful, ashamed, and hostile.
Lai Xiaomin walked over with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile, "I miss you!"
"Study!" Lin Dong replied immediately.
Immediately, several streaks of golden streamer flew out from the dimensional storage space, turned into strands of spider silk, penetrated into Lin Dong's head, his eyes suddenly became as sharp as deep, incomparably sharp, as if the These eyes can see through everything.
After a while, Lin Dong smiled and said to himself: "It turns out that so many emotions can be seen from the micro-expression." This is what Lin Dong did not expect.
"May I ask if the host has learned makeup?"
"study!"
There was another golden light entering Lin Dong's body. Lin Dong closed his eyes and savored the knowledge of makeup techniques carefully. The patterns in his mind were like movies, flashing and flowing. Don't look at the speed very fast, but it is like It's the same engraved on Lin Dong's heart.
I remember it very clearly.
Soon, Lin Dong learned how to make up.
There was a trace of surprise on Lin Dong's face. He had learned the art of make-up, and at the same time he was amazed at the magic of make-up. Facial make-up alone can change a person's appearance and temperament, even if the disguise is good. if--
You can completely become another person!
The two suspects, Huang Guanwen and Zhou Jia, were brought back to the Qian County Public Security Bureau, and the special case team interrogated them.Because Lin Dong had the recordings, Zhou Jia and Huang Guanwen didn't quibble and confessed honestly.
It was an ordinary night.
A good buddy of Huang Guanwen treats guests and asks him to go to a bar for a drink.He wanted to take his wife Zhou Jia with him, but because Zhou Jia took the child to her parents' house that day, Huang Guanwen didn't ask Zhou Jia to go.
They are all very good friends, a few men and women get drunk together and brag about it.Soon they were all drinking too much and chatting about some emotional things.
Among them was a female classmate Huang Guanwen liked in high school.
He grabbed the female classmate's hand and said something that shouldn't be said. Those words angered his female classmate's boyfriend, so he started fighting with Huang Guanwen.
Huang Guanwen, who was drunk, was no opponent and was punched in the face.
"Damn! You're so fucking married, and you still miss my girlfriend." The man scolded. In fact, Huang Guanwen's female classmate is not a good bird except for the well-maintained one.
Huang Guanwen was a little unconvinced by the scolding, and when he rushed up again, he was stopped by a few of his friends.One of the best friends among them said that he wanted to send Huang Guanwen home, so he took Huang Guanwen and left first.
But before Didi Che arrived, his friend received a call, said hello to Huang Guanwen, and left directly.Huang Guanwen was drunk alone, walking on the street, looking at the neon lights around him, which were extremely dazzling.
But because he drank too much, he stopped the car on the side of the road, and the driver was unwilling to pull him, for fear that he would vomit in the car.With no other choice, Huang Guanwen sat down on the side of the road, lying on the lawn, leaning against a trash can.
He didn't notice that not far behind him, a pair of sneaky eyes were already fixed on him.
The person staring at him is none other than Lai Xiaomin.Lai Xiaomin walked over and greeted Huang Guanwen. Huang Guanwen was already lying on the lawn, falling asleep, as drunk as a dead pig.
"Hey, wake up!" Lai Xiaomin squatted beside Huang Guanwen and yelled a few times.
Huang Guanwen didn't even open his eyes.
The next moment, the corners of Lai Xiaomin's mouth turned up, his eyelids shrank, and crow's feet appeared around the corners of his eyes.he laughed.
Putting Huang Guanwen on his back, Lai Xiaomin took him to his home.
The next day, when Huang Guanwen woke up, his head was still aching because of the hangover.
"Hiss." He suddenly felt something strange.
After waking up, he suddenly opened his eyes wide, and saw himself in a strange room.The room was a bedroom, and there was an old man lying next to him on the bed.
The look of the old man startled him.
The old man's face was obviously covered with makeup, and the cheeks on both sides were bright red.There is still a yellow wig on the top of the head, and the quilt is half covered on the body, covering the lower body, but the upper body is still exposed.
This person is the old man Lai Xiaomin.Lai Xiaomin was sleeping soundly, with his mouth slightly open, with that "happiness" expression on his face.
At that moment, Huang Guanwen felt as if he had been struck by lightning, he was dumbfounded, and sat on the bed blankly.
Shortly thereafter, he lifted the quilt and found himself naked.
As if he understood something, Huang Guanwen's eyes became fierce.He put on his clothes quickly, woke up Lai Xiaomin, and beat and kicked him.
"Damn, are you still human, what did you do to me?"
"Hey!" Lai Xiaomin smirked, there was no trace of anger on that face, but he said to Huang Guanwen, "Hit me, hit me quickly, I haven't been hit by a man for a long time." It looks extremely feminine.
Like a eunuch who is neither male nor female.
Huang Guanwen beat up Lai Xiaomin severely, but he was still rational and knew that he couldn't kill anyone.So after scolding the old man Lai Xiaomin, Huang Guanwen left the Jinghu community in a hurry.
Squatting on the street, thinking about what happened between himself and that hateful old man, Huang Guanwen, a big man, started to cry, sobbing so hard that he couldn't make a sound.
"I can't fly no matter what, in this world of flowers and flowers, it turns out that I am a drunken butterfly—"
At this time, the phone rang.Huang Guanwen glanced at it, it was his wife Zhou Jia calling.Zhou Jia and Huang Guanwen have a very good relationship. Although Zhou Jia looks very strong on the outside, she is very gentle to Huang Guanwen.
"Guanwen, have you had breakfast? Come pick me up with the child at noon. Xiaokang doesn't want to live at his grandfather's house, so he started arguing in the morning that he wants to go home and pile up blocks with your father—"
Huang Guanwen didn't understand what Zhou Jia was saying, so he responded graciously.
After returning home, Huang Guanwen went into the bathroom and washed his whole body, inside and out, with the shower. Looking at himself in the mirror, he felt extremely ashamed.He blamed himself for drinking so much last night.
noon.
Huang Guanwen did not go to pick up his wife and children, and sat on the sofa alone, like a wooden man, without saying a word or refusing.
When his wife Zhou Jia came back, she had a big fight with Huang Guanwen because Huang Guanwen didn't go to pick them up.Huang Guanwen probably realized that he shouldn't lose his temper with Zhou Jia, so he hugged Zhou Jia and started crying.
"Guanwen, what's the matter with you, did something happen?" The woman's intuition made Zhou Jia realize that something was wrong.
But Huang Guanwen didn't say anything.
It's been about half a month.
One day, Huang Guanwen went downstairs to throw out trash, and someone behind him stopped him: "Huang Guanwen!"
When Huang Guanwen turned his head, he saw an old man. From the old man's smiling face, Huang Guanwen recognized him at first sight—it was him (Lai Xiaomin).
"You, what are you doing, how did you find me?" His expression changed greatly, resentful, ashamed, and hostile.
Lai Xiaomin walked over with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile, "I miss you!"
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