Almighty male god system

The big man Cao Lixing, who was holding Lin Dong's thigh and weeping with joy, seemed to have become a matchmaker at this moment, selling Lin Dong's daughter.

Lin Dong said: "Brother, your daughter can definitely find a better one. I already have someone I like, so I can't be with your daughter."

Hearing this, Cao Lixing let out a sigh, a little disappointed.

But then, he didn't know what he was thinking, so he said again: "But you are not married, and you still have no definite relationship with the girl you like. I think my daughter still has a chance. My daughter looks like Really good looking and stronger than my physique! Really!"

what?
Quickly change the subject.

Otherwise, Lin Dong was really afraid that the eldest brother Cao Lixing would introduce his strong daughter to him, and he was afraid that his small body would not be able to bear it.

in the morning.

The three of Lin Dong finally reached the top of the mountain, put down the remaining five liters of water, and bid farewell to the big man Cao Lixing.The top of the mountain is very large, with a slow platform, and there are vendors selling tamales and local special pastries on the slow platform.The price is a bit expensive, but Lin Dong and Yang Meimei are really hungry.

Sitting there drinking water and eating, looking at the blue-gray forest of thousands of stones in the distance, the rising pinnacles are like sharp swords emerging from the ground, which is particularly spectacular.

Suddenly, Lin Dong noticed something, looked away and fell into the crowd.

But then, that feeling disappeared.

Just now, Lin Dong clearly felt a pair of eyes watching him.

But looking through the crowd, what you see is either resting tourists or small vendors selling things.There are a lot of tourists, in twos and threes, very noisy.

It seems that he is overthinking.

"Brother Dong, what's the matter with you?" Yang Meimei asked with a smile.

Lin Dong replied casually: "It's nothing, just take a look."

Oh, Yang Meimei sat on the side, playing with her mobile phone, edited the video of Lin Dong saving someone on the steps, and sent it to her Douyin account.

Her Douyin website is called "Meimei December."

As soon as she posted the video, Meimei saw Lin Dong standing up next to her, so she put away her phone and stood up too.Because Lin Dong has already seen the naturally formed statue of a palace lady in the open space a little far away.

It is said to be an open space, but it is actually on the top of the cliff.

The stone statue of the palace lady is located in the center of the open space. It looks like a palace lady holding a plate, and there are lines like jade belts all over her body. It gives people the feeling that this palace lady is particularly beautiful and has a graceful figure.

However, Lin Dong couldn't help being a little embarrassed when he saw the palace lady's chest.

"Ahem." Lin Dong deliberately staggered his gaze.

But Yang Meimei, who looked over, saw the chest of the statue of the maid, and knew why Lin Dong's reaction was so big, because the chest of the statue of the palace lady had been touched by countless people, and it turned out to be extremely smooth.

giggle!

Meimei laughed, looked at the embarrassed Lin Dong, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, Brother Dong, it seems that you have never visited those oil paintings in Europe. Let me tell you, a considerable part of those oil paintings are fruit paintings. female.

And many of them are from the hands of famous masters!In the eyes of foreigners, it is a kind of beauty. "

What an aesthetic.

Lin Dong said sternly: "In my opinion, it's just to feast your eyes publicly and play hooligans!"

"What hooligans are you talking about? If they are hooligans, those tourist hooligans who have never touched the statue of the maid."

So pulling Lin Dong, Yang Meimei swaggered towards the statue of the maid.

However, there are no railings near the statue of the palace lady, and there are special security personnel. Too many people are not allowed to approach, and only ten people are allowed to pass at a time. Even so, there are still many male tourists in front of many people. Even a small number of female tourists made a fool of the statue of the palace lady.

The male Lin Dong understands.

But those big sisters and aunts, what are you doing?
It was Lin Dong and Yang Meimei's turn. They went to the front of the statue of the maid and took a photo together.Embarrassed, Lin Dong reached out and compared an eggplant.

It's past one o'clock in the afternoon.

Ready to go down the mountain.

There are still many tourists going down the mountain, but because there are many paths down the mountain, most of them choose some gentle places to go down the mountain.

Lin Dong and Yang Meimei were no exception, because they knew that there was a Dieshui Waterfall nearby, so they took a detour to get to the Dieshui Waterfall.

This cascading water waterfall is located on the gray stone wall, with boulders protruding in layers, hence the name.The water surface of the upstream of the waterfall is more than 100 meters wide, and when it falls, it is compressed to a distance of seven or eight meters. It pours down from a cliff more than 20 meters high, which is spectacular.

"It's so beautiful. It would be great if I could take a wedding photo here."

Yang Meimei, who had a strange brain, said this, subconsciously she glanced at Lin Dong, and said in a targeted manner, "But I don't have a boyfriend yet."

Lin Dong pretended not to hear, and said to himself, you girls are taking wedding photos here, and you are not afraid that the wind here will blow your skirt.

Seeing Lin Dong looking away without saying a word, Yang Meimei pouted.

She is bold, unlike other girls, she is actually very bold in terms of emotions, but she will only take the initiative to attack when she meets the right person.

So, Meimei touched Lin Dong's arm with her arm, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Dong, do you think I'll be your girlfriend?"

The waterfall is loud.

But Lin Dong's hearing ability is outstanding, and he heard Meimei's words clearly.

Deliberately pretending not to hear, Lin Dong yelled and asked her, "What did you say?"

This made Yang Meimei roll her eyes in anger, she shouted: "I said, is it okay to be your girlfriend?"

"What? You speak louder?"

"I said to be your girlfriend!"

"I can't hear you clearly, forget it, don't talk about it until later."

At this time, Yang Meimei was so angry that she almost smoked, she could see that Lin Dong was deliberately pretending not to hear.After thinking about it, she felt that it was the same. It seemed inappropriate to actively pursue her after only a few days of acquaintance.

So the confession had to be given up.

Leaving the Dieshui Waterfall, Lin Dong and Meimei were in a very happy mood.When going down the mountain, the two were talking and laughing.

"Ouch!"

A little farther away, a woman's voice came from behind.

"What are you doing, don't you look at me when you walk? You bumped into me on such a wide plank road. Did you do it on purpose?" A big sister with a wide waist and a fat body showed displeasure on the front, staring at the one next to her with a picture. A man with a dead fish face.

The man's face was cold, and he said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry!"

After finishing speaking, the man wanted to leave, but the elder sister refused to budge and stopped the man: "What's the matter, you want to run after bumping into someone."

The obese body moved forward horizontally, like a lump of meat.

Yang Meimei turned around when she heard the voice and saw the man.Seeing Yang Meimei looking at him, the man looked away.

"What are you looking at, let's go." Lin Dong looked back, and saw the fat elder sister going crazy, but she didn't see who she was going crazy at, because her body was too fat, like a city wall, blocking her view.

I don't know what she thinks, she is so fat, and she still comes to climb the mountain.

Lin Dong and Yang Meimei continued down the mountain.

And the elder sister picked her nose horizontally, raised her eyes vertically, stretched out her hand on the dead fish-faced man, pushed it hard, and said angrily: "Say it, what should we do?"

Many people around are watching.

The fish-faced man's eyes showed a gloomy look, and he said instead, "I'll pay you back!"

"How many?"

"three hundred."

"not enough!"

"five hundred."

"not enough!"

The man who was staring at the ground suddenly raised his head and said viciously, "That's one thousand!"

"Okay, just one thousand!" The obese elder sister achieved her goal, counting the money in her hand, very happy.

She thought to herself, this counselor really gave herself 1000 yuan.